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No, not little Johnny this time
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A smart-arsed teenager at the back of the room raised his hand and asked. "Excuse me Miss, What would happen if I came in tomorrow suffering from complete and utter sexual exhaustion?" The entire class was reduced to laughter and s******ing. snig ger ing. When silence was restored, the teacher smil...
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The Pig Farmers Wife
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A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another Farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmers lived sixty miles apart. So they agreed to d...
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What's for dinner?
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Guess Who at the new school year.
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A group of four-year-olds were trying very hard to become accustomed to school. The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on NO baby talk! "You need to use 'Big People' words," she was always reminding them. "Jim what did you do over the weekend?" "I went to visit my Nana." "No, you we...
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Qantas provides reassurance after emergency landing
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https://www.theshovel.com.au/2023/01/18/qantas-statement-emergency-landing-joyce/Qantas has moved to reassure authorities about engine failure on an Auckland-Sydney flight this afternoon, assuring them that CEO...
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Can you guess?
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A real Priority Seating sign on Tokyo's Metro trains. Can you guess what each symbol denotes?
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Mein
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Shallow end of the Gene Pool
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They are allowed to breed, as well !!
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Home Grown Produce
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Dirty Harry
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The Cash Crop
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Right arm
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I'ld give my right arm to be ambidexterous !!! Collo.
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More jokes
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More Ginger
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Deelightful wit
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An amusing speech
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https://youtu.be/JKIOSnKX96E
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An Oldie ...
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Adelaide City Council Job InterviewA bloke goes to the Adelaide City Council to apply for a job. The interviewer asks him, Are you allergic to anything?He replies, Yes, caffeine. I cant drink coffee.Have you ever served in the military?Yes, he says. I was in Iraq for two years.The interviewer says,...
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Computers in the playpen
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The blonde waitress and the truckie
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https://youtube.com/shorts/SNJVuZjIGjg?feature=share
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Types of snakes
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Two juvenile snakes were feeding on some frogs at the local pond. One snake said to the other "Do you know what kind of snakes we are? Are we poisonous types or non poisonous types?" The second snake says "I don't know. Why do you ask?" The first snake says "I bit my lip."
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Do you want fries with that
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