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Fair enough....something for everybody
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Bobdown
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On ya bike.
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rgren2
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Bob Down(e)
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https://www.bobdowne.com/ This has been promoted on our local radio, I thought our "snappy mate " may have been moonlighting over in the East ( God's Country), but no, just a pale imitator.
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Craig1
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Ms Truss
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Shortest PM in UK...and not her height. Gets her own back.
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Bobdown
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712
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Sportsman's Double
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A young bloke went to a bar for a bit of action hoping to pick up a hot chic but was a bit disappointed at the lack of talent. He sat down at the bar and ordered a drink when a woman in her sixties sat down beside him and started chatting to him.They had a few drinks and she asked him Have you ever had a Sportsmans D...
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anolphart
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Thor
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The god Thor hadnt seen any action for some time and was desperate for a bit of fun. He changed into a human form and went to a swanky bar hoping to score. He saw Ita Buttrose sitting alone at the bar so he sat down beside her and ordered drinks for both of them. They hit it off straight away and before long she a...
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anolphart
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Monkee Sayings
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Craig1
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841
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perfect
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Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait in the Brisbane Airport Terminal.The first lady was an arrogant lady from NSW married to a wealthy business man.The second was a well-mannered elderly woman from Mt. Isa , Queensland .After a little while the Sydne...
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Craig1
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Lateral thinking
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RickJ
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Canoe
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Three white guys get captured by Red Indians & taken back to camp. Before each one of them is killed they get a last request meal. The first guy asks for a bowl of pasta, he eats it & then dies. The Indians say ''we'll skin him, he'll make a great canoe''. The second guy asks for fish & chips, he e...
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86GTS
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Zulu Hunter
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A Zulu warrior comes home to his missus after a hard day of hunting for food looking very tired & disappointed. She asks him how he went & he replies despondently ''I had a really bad day, I only got this pygmy & a snake''. She says with a smile ''don't worry darling, I'll rustle up a snake &...
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86GTS
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That’s my bike
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Ivan 01
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628
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Wake up call.
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Not sure why it was wandering around the street, but it sure woke up the dog. https://vm.tiktok.com/ZSRKsJPKW/
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Bobdown
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Mickey Mouse in court
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Mickey Mouse was in court filing to divorce Minnie Mouse. The judge says to Mickey "You can't divorce Minnie just because you think she's crazy" Mickey replies "I didn't say she was crazy, your honour, I said she was f*cking Goofy!"
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anolphart
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Trumps Bodyguard
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Trump was addressing a huge crowd at one of his political rallies when one of his bodyguards noticed a man with a gun closeby aiming it at Trump. The bodyguard dived on Trump taking him out of the firing line as he yelled out "Mickey Mouse". After things had calmed down another bodyguard asked him why he'...
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86GTS
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Scottish Bats
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86GTS
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627
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Elon Musk
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Elon Musk just bought Twitter and he was determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of the facilities, Elon noticed a guy leaning on a wall. The room was full of workers and he wanted to let them know that he meant business. He walked up to the guy leaning against the wall and asked, "How much...
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anolphart
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Small humour
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out of the mouth of babes -- Edited by Craig1 on Wednesday 16th of November 2022 02:59:03 PM
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Craig1
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Elevator.
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This morning I was beaten up by a Busty Woman in an elevator.I was staring at her Boobs.She said, "'Would you please press One".So I did.I don't remember much after that. Aussie Paul.
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aussie_paul
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TV cult preacher jailed for 8,658 years in Turkey
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I wonder what his non-parole period is? Adnan Oktar: TV cult preacher jailed for 8,658 years in Turkey: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-63668818 A court in Turkey has sentenced a televangelist, who surrounded himself with young women he referred to as his "kittens", to 8,...
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dorian
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