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Why..
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Poor Donald, mental acuity is not his forte
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https://www.abc.net.au/news/2023-09-17/donald-trump-world-war-ii-joe-biden-age-2024-election/102866974
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dorian
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Quite funny. 🙂
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Gday...Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.In the past week, Origami Bank has folded, Sumo Bank has gone belly up and Bonsai Bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.Last week, it was announced that Karaoke Bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song, while shares in Kamika...
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Harrods..
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A lady walks into Harrods. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her little woops and prays that a sales person was not any...
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Ma was in the kitchen..
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...
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Ma was in the kitchen..
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Ma was in the kitchen fiddling around when she hollers out, "Pa! You need to go out and fix the outhouse!"Pa replies, "There ain't nuthin wrong with the outhouse."Ma yells back, "Yes there is, now git out there and fix it."So Pa mosies out to the outhouse, looks around and yells back, "Ma! There ain't nu...
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A conversation in HEAVEN..
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SYLVIA: Hi! Wanda.WANDA:Hi! Sylvia. How'd you die?SYLVIA:I froze to death.WANDA:How horrible!SYLVIA:It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking fromthe cold, I began to get warm & sleepy,and finally died a peaceful death.What about you?WANDA:I died of a massive heart attack.I suspected that m...
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Mentioned in the will..
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Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...
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Mentioned in the will..
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Doug was writing his last will and testament in his nursing home. He was surrounded by his wife, his three daughters and his nurses.Slowly he went through each family member and told them what they stand to inherit, after he has passed away.My daughters, each of you will take my offices in the city, my a...
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Answered prayers..
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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and...
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Fake
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This is description of a suspect who attacked the respondent in their back yard one night last year.
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Emotional Support Dog
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Cookbook
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Moose
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Jellyfish
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718
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Touching your face
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Back in time
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Noah and the Ark in 2020..
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In the year 2020, the Lord came to Noah who was living in Australia and said, "Once again, the earth has become wicked and over-populated, and I see the end of all flesh before me. Build another Ark and save 2 of every living thing along with a few good humans."He gave Noah the blueprints, saying, "You hav...
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Friends..
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