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Dear Santa..
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Understanding Engineers..
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A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...
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Hi Sweetie..
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Finally a quality product at bunni----
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Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.
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The destroyer Captain....
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The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...
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Possums..
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...
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Don't...
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Size does matter..
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Bullfight..
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A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around in Spain.While sipping his wine, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The wait...
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Geelong Grammar Agrees to Host Commonwealth Games
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https://theshovel.com.au/2023/07/18/commonwealth-games-to-be-held-at-geelong-grammar/The
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Please help..
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DOWN AT THE RETIREMENT CENTRE
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80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holdsher clenched fist in the air and announces, "Anyone who can guess what's inmy hand can have sex with me tonight!"An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, "An elephant?"Bessie thinks a minute and says, "Close enough.
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SUPERSEX..
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A little old lady who had lost her marbles was running up and down the halls in a nursing home.As she ran, she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say "Supersex."She ran up to an elderly man in a wheelchair, flipping her gown at him, she said, "Supersex."He sat silently for a moment or two and finally...
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A A Seminar
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Stuff that will keep you awake at night 😬
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Stuff that will keep you awake at night -What if my dog only brings back the ball because he thinks I like throwing it?-If poison is past its expiry date, is it more poisonous or is it no longer poisonous?-Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?-Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it j...
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Sorry to our blonde folk...
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Joe goes into a bar on his way home. He sits down next to an attractive young blonde to watch the news on the TV.The news was just coming on and they were covering the story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.The blonde looked at Joe and said:"Do you think he'll jump?"Joe said: "You know...
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Learn Chinese..
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Donating old clothes..
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Donating old clothesOne day a woman decided to gather up all of her old clothes that she no longer wore and donate them. She got them all bagged up, walked into the living room where her husband was watching TV and said "Look at this! I'm going to donate all of these old clothes!" The husband replied "Why d...
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Why We Love Children..
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I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a seat belt!' A woman was trying hard to get th...
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A young man...
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A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work.The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him abroom and said, "your first job will be to sweep out the store.""But I'm a college graduate," the young man replied indignantly."Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know that...
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