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Religions....
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Parachute.
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Doing the rounds of his barns in a remote country area, a farmer came across a parachutist who had landed in a pile of hay."What happened?" asked the farmer, who knew tourists often visited the region for parachuting. "My chute failed to open," the parachutist replied."Ah well, if you'd asked the loc...
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Today's joke...
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Husband (a doctor) and his wife are having a fight at the breakfast table. Husband gets up in a rage and says, 'And you are no good in bed either,' and storms out of the house.After some time he realizes he was nasty and decides to make amends and rings her up.She comes to the phone after many rings, and the i...
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Arousal devices (not rude)
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There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz SL500." Lynn Lavner
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Tax claims & religion
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At the end of the tax year the Tax Office sent an inspector to Audit the books of a Synagogue. While he was checking the books he turned to the Rabbi and said: "I notice you buy a lot of candles. What do you do with the candle drippings?" "Good question," noted the Rabbi. "We save them up and send them back t...
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Once every... almost never
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Two men were talking: I was wondering why my son has red hair. My wife has bond hair and I have black hair. Well. How often do you make love to your wife. Once a week, no once a month?... No once every six month?... Something more or less like this. It's clear then. It's rust!
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Exclusive nudist club
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A man joined a very exclusive nudist club. On his first day he took off his clothes and started to wander around the area. A gorgeous petite blonde walked by, and the man immediately got an erection. The woman noticed his erection, came over to him and asked, "did you call for me?" The man replied, "No,...
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Horny rooster
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A farmer buys a young rooster. As soon as he brings the bird to the farm, it rushes and does over all 150 hens. The farmer is impressed thinking about all the eggs the hens would hatch. If the afternoon the rooster again has his way with all 150 hens. The farmer gets a bit worried now. The next day, he finds th...
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Tonight's joke..
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Tonight's joke.For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads.Most of us have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but the Indian embassy in Australia has recently revealed the true story.When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union.O...
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Plane flight
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A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane. He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him. "Hello" he blurted out "Business trip or...
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Town Drunk
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Problems of a small town.
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Lost garden rake
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A man is doing yard work and his wife is about to take a shower. The man realizes that he can't find the rake. He yells up to his wife, Where is the rake? She can't hear him and shouts back, What? The man first points to his eye, then points to his knee and finally makes a raking motion. The wife is not sure and...
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Vegan
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-- Edited by rgren2 on Saturday 29th of July 2023 02:22:34 PM
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Smart Cattle Dog
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A city fella out in the country for a drive stops at a small Pub for a beer. When he walks in he notices a table with four chairs where some poker is being played. Looking closer he sees there is actually a cattle dog on one chair playing cards. He comments "wow that sure is one really clever dog being able to p...
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Speaking sheepdog
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After a talking sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: "All 40 accounted for". "But I only have 36 sheep" says the farmer. "I know" says the sheepdog. "But I rounded them up"
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Not throwing Wifey's clothes out
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Paddy thought his new girlfriend might be The One, but after looking through her knickers drawer and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maids outfit, and a police womans uniform, he finally decided if she can't hold down a job, she's not for him.
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SUV
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Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Gardening - ripening tomatoes
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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wi...
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Elderly couple marriage
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An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Fina...
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Newspaper announcement - births
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A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.
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