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Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family an...

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SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...

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A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks him,Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.Man: So what happened thats so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

HeadacheWoman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband ...asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...

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A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...

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Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussingJocks forthcoming wedding.Aye, its all going like magic, says Jock.I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag nightArchie nods approvingly.H...

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Little Bruce and his friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marr...

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Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.One called Justin and the other called Christian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn;I w...

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aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man."I am a Torah scholar," he says....

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	VERY INTERESTING FACTS ! ! (Preview) Dead Penguins - I never knew this!Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ?Where do they go?Wonder no more ! ! !It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.The penguin is very committed to its family an...	aussie_paul	0	561	03:33 PM Aug 6, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Schooling.. (Preview) SCHOOL - 1950s v 2016Scenario :Johnny and Mark get into a fight after school.1950s - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up best friends.2016 - Police called, and they arrest Johnny and Mark & charge them with assault.Both expelled even though Johnny started it.Both ch...	aussie_paul	1	755	10:52 AM Aug 6, 2023 by peter67
	A farmer.. (Preview) A farmer is sitting in the neighbourhood bar getting soused.A man comes in and asks him,Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?Farmer: Some things you just cant explain.Man: So what happened thats so horrible?Farmer: Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as...	aussie_paul	0	424	12:58 PM Aug 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Sometimes.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	333	12:50 PM Aug 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Glasses.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	407	12:48 PM Aug 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Home schooling.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	389	12:46 PM Aug 5, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Elders (Preview) file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/51/01/C7E4AAFC-5E65-4044-BB8D-F70F8418F3B7/Screenshot%202023-08-03%20at%209.04.56%20pm.png	Cassie63	1	692	01:19 PM Aug 4, 2023 by rgren2
	Elders (Preview) file:///var/mobile/Library/SMS/Attachments/51/01/C7E4AAFC-5E65-4044-BB8D-F70F8418F3B7/Screenshot%202023-08-03%20at%209.04.56%20pm.png	Cassie63	0	510	06:34 AM Aug 4, 2023 by Cassie63
	Headache.. (Preview) HeadacheWoman comes home and tells her husband, "Remember those headaches I've been having all these years? Well, they're gone.""No more headaches?" The husband ...asks, "What happened?"His wife replies, "Margie referred me to a hypnotist. He told me to stand in front of a mirror, stare at mysel...	aussie_paul	1	759	06:24 PM Aug 3, 2023 by Cassie63
	A couple of women.. (Preview) A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning...The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a pair of men playing the next hole.Indeed, the ball hit one of the men, and he immediately clasped his hands together at his crotch, fell to the gro...	aussie_paul	0	642	02:20 PM Aug 3, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Everyone... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	929	02:17 PM Aug 3, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Two Glasgow boys.. (Preview) Two Glasgow boys, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussingJocks forthcoming wedding.Aye, its all going like magic, says Jock.I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag nightArchie nods approvingly.H...	aussie_paul	0	466	02:14 PM Aug 3, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Little Bruce.. (Preview) Little Bruce and his friend Jenny are only 10 years old, but they know they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to ask him for her hand.Bruce bravely walks up to him and says, "Mr. Smith, me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marr...	aussie_paul	0	481	11:51 AM Aug 3, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In Case of Fire (Preview)	Gundog	1	717	09:54 PM Aug 2, 2023 by Cupie
	a mixed bag (Preview)	Gundog	0	663	08:47 PM Aug 2, 2023 by Gundog
	KFC a la carte from air fryer (Preview)	Gundog	0	723	10:09 AM Aug 2, 2023 by Gundog
	TWO PRAWNS.. (Preview) Far away in the tropical waters of the Coral Sea , two prawns were swimming around.One called Justin and the other called Christian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area.Finally one day Justin said to Christian, 'I'm fed up with being a prawn;I w...	aussie_paul	1	782	02:11 AM Aug 2, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	How old? (Preview)	anolphart	0	629	08:51 PM Aug 1, 2023 by anolphart
	Believer... (Preview) A young woman visits her parents and brings her fiancée to meet them. After an elaborate dinner, the mother tells her husband to find out about the young man.The father invites the fiancée to his library for a drink. "So what are your plans?" the father asks the young man."I am a Torah scholar," he says....	aussie_paul	0	574	08:33 PM Aug 1, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Scotland confusion (Preview)	Gundog	0	599	03:26 PM Aug 1, 2023 by Gundog
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