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Finding your lost luggage..
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Finding your lost luggage at the airport should be easy. However, that's not the case.My Grandad recently had to start using Viagra. Grandma took it pretty hard.My son asked: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?" Yes, we arson.Just found out my mate has been shot with a starting pistol. Police think it's race-...
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Modern Philosophers..
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Modern Philosophers~ Betsy Salkind...Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years~ Jean Kerr...The only reason they say " Women and children first" is to test the strength of the lifeboats~Emo Philips...A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no mat...
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DIY
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Rudd Portrait to be Replaced by Joolia's
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https://theshovel.com.au/2023/08/11/kevin-rudd-portrait-replaced-with-julia-gillard-portrait/
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Muzzles..
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Few More Smiles?
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Trump..
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A Guy..
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Expiry date..
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Car door.
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Car door.Three men are in the middle of a desert when their car breaks down.For their hike to town, they each decide to take one thing with them. One man takes a jug of water.The second man takes a sandwich.The last man takes one of the car doors.The first man says to the last man: Im bringing the water beca...
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Smiles
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Only a worm
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The Importance of Punctuation
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THE IMPORTANCE OF PUNCTUATION A class of men and women were given the following words to punctuate: A woman without her man is nothing The men gave the following response:A woman, without her man, is nothing. The women responded thus:A woman: Without her, man is nothing. (And Im man enough to s...
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A drunken man..
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A drunken man walks into a biker bar, sits down at the bar, and orders a drink. Looking around, he sees 3 men sitting at a corner table. He gets up, staggers to the table, leans over, looks at the biggest, meanest one in the face and says, I went by your grandmas house today and I saw her in the hallway buck nak...
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FUN FACTS..
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Stranded on Island
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A dog lover..
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A dog lover, whose female dog came "in heat," wasconcerned about keeping it and her male separated. But she had a large house and she believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.However, as she was drifting off to sleep, she heardawful howling and moaning sounds. She rushed downstairs and found th...
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What is good about Australia by a Yank !!
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What is good about Australia by a Yank !!This Bloke Sure Is Spot On with His readings.David Mason is a Writer, a Professor, and a Poet Laureate from Colorado, USAThere's a lot to admire about Australia, especially if you're a visiting American, says David Mason.More often than you might expect, Aus...
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A woman...
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A woman decided to give herself a big treat for her 70th birthday by staying overnight in a really nice hotel.. When she checked out the next morning, the desk clerk handed her a bill for $250.00. She demanded to know why the charge was so high "I agree it's a nice hotel, but the rooms aren't worth $250..00...
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The Catholic Hairdryer..
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The Catholic HairdryerCatholic school students are taught that lying is a sin. However,instructors are also advised that using a bit of imagination is OK toexpress the truth differently without lying. A perfect example of thisteaching is Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs:An attractive youn...
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