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A man walked into..
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A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked upto the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for mywife.""What type of bra?" asked the clerk." Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?"Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in e...
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Fiona..
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Fiona, a little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor Paddy and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Paddy asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"Fiona says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster...
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How to load a Bull
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A couple more
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Loving Husband The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands. The instructor said, Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you. Walking is especially beneficial. It strengthens the pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and...
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Gundog
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754
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I'm out of here
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Gundog
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545
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Socialism
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Two socialists are chatting and one says to the other ' If you had two homes would you give one to the poor? 'Like a shot' replied his friend.'If you had two Rolls Royces would you give one to the poor?' 'Absolutely immediately' said his friend.'If you had two bicycles would you give one to the poor?' 'NO'...
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Moon landing
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rgren2
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Funnies
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Live long enough to be a REAL concern to your family
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Bobdown
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600
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Mild 'R' rated postcards
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The most famous artist of saucy postcards was Donald McGill. He was nearly 80 years old when he was put on trial (1954) under the Obscene Publications Act, found guilty and fined. Today the postcards are worth a fortune.
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Bobdown
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When girls really were girls. 1970s
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yobarr
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The argument
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Possible FedEx and UPS merger - new name:
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Whenarewethere
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772
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Tell me this is a Joke.
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you have to be joking! Matildas get the keys to Brisbane, a possiily a statue at Suncorp Stadium, all this for loosing. Will there be Matilda's the movie next.
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Two old ladies..
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Two old ladies are sitting at a bus stop, smoking. It begins to rain, and one old lady pulls out a condom, stretches it out, snips the tip off, and puts it over her cigarette so she can smoke without her cigarette getting damp. The other old lady thinks that it is a nifty trick and asks her what she put over he...
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lol..
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Women are better than men 🙂
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The C I A had an opening for an assassin. After all thebackground checks, interviews and testing were done,there were three finalists: two men and awoman. For the final test, the C I A agents took oneof the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun."We must know that you will follow your instructions...
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In a trial..
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In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been...
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This is Wilson..
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Why would I?
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My Birthday.
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My Birthday is coming up next month. I thought you might be interested in seeing a photo of me in my very young days:
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