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Visited by a Jehovah's witness
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Saturday Morning, Weather was to bad to work outside,I was bored with nothing to do,Suddenly, there was a knock on the door,I opened it to find a well dressed young man standing there who said,Good morning Sir, "I'm a Jehovah's witness"Well I said, You had better come in and have a cup of Coffee,With th...
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A Positive Attitude The Australian way
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The night was moonless, bleak and heavy with misting rain.There had been a terrible accident.The wet crumpled body was lifted with careful hands from the twisted wreckage to the waiting gurney.Flashing red lights alone lit the night and the shining lifeless face.Much later, the last survivor, la...
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Government housing is much better than when I was growing up
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Government housing is much better than when I was growing up, claims Prime Minister from steps of Kirribilli House:[url]https://chaser.com.au/national/government-housing-is-much-better-than-when-i-was-growing-up-claims-prime-minister-from-steps-of-kirribilli-house/[/u...
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Oh Deer.
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner. Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.Well, he said, Its what mommy...
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Albanese and King Charles new best friends after discovering they both grew up in Government housing
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https://chaser.com.au/general-news/albanese-and-king-charles-new-best-friends-after-discovering-they-both-grew-up-in-government-housing/"It's just so nice to...
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dorian
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More 'support' for king Chuck
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From news.com.au : ****y pranksters mowed a giant penis onto the famous grounds of the Royal Crescent in Bath, England, where a significant coronation party is set to be thrown.
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Traffic Report.
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A man was listening to the radio when the traffic report came on.Theres a car driving the wrong way on the motorway, causing mayhem in both directions, the radio announcer warned. Police advise avoiding the area.The man then realised that his wife was planning to take the motorway to an appointment,...
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Celtic support for king Chuck
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The dentist..
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A blonde goes into work..
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A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.Her boss asked sympathetically, 'What's the matter?'The blonde replies,'Early this morning I got a phone call saying thatmy mother had passed away.'The boss, feeling sorry for her, says,'Why don't you go home for theday? Take the day off to re...
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Jethro again
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Very funny man.... https://www.tiktok.com/@harrypike0810/video/7043322436938370309
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Some new funnies
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I will see your opinion and raise you one truth
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A few chuckles ...
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anolphart
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Banana artwork eaten by Seoul museum visitor
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Maurizio Cattelan: Banana artwork eaten by Seoul museum visitor: https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-65446331 A South Korean art student ate a banan...
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dorian
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No good on land either
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Drives like Yobarr ..........
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7 Degrees of Blondeness
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A blonde had just totalled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch. Wow the copper gasped your car looks like and accordion that was stomped on by an Elephant Are you OK? Why yes officer, I am fi...
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Drinking is a man’s job.!
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Bobdown
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Opinions?
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Southern Cruizer
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Old navy chief
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A woman decides to have a face lift for her 50th birthday.She spends $15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper.Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking,but how old do you think I am?'About 32,' is the reply.'...
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