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This is Wilson..
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Why would I?
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My Birthday.
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My Birthday is coming up next month. I thought you might be interested in seeing a photo of me in my very young days:
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Innocent
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Shopping..
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Back in the workforce..
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Politician
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BREAKING NEWS!!!
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Teacher Arrested.A public school teacher was arrested today at John F. Kennedy International airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a ., a slide-rule and a calculator.At a morning press conference, Attorney General Jeff Sessions said he believes th...
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Genie
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A man walks into a bar and in the corner is a man who's only one foot tall, playing pianohe asks the barman where he found him and he says there's a genie in the bathroom who will grant your wishesthe man races into the bathroom and says I want a million bucksboof the genie grants his wish and when the smoke c...
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Gets you all choked up... 🙂
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A 10 year old girl asks her mom; Mommy, how was I born? "The mom smiled and replied:Once upon a time daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed.Daddy put it in the earth and I took care of it every day.After a while the seed started to grow more and more leaves, and in a few monthsit turned into a beau...
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And so....
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Dr Rustom
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A flat-chested young lady went to Dr.Rustom about enlarging her breasts.Dr Rustom advised her 'Every day after your shower, rub your chest and say,'Scooby doobie doobies, I want bigger boobies!'She did this faithfully for several months!To her utter amazement she grew terrific D-cup boobs!On...
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Kevin..
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Packet of condoms
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https://www.youtube.com/shorts/qQ4kgJWkzDc -- Edited by anolphart on Tuesday 15th of August 2023 08:11:07 PM
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Small cars in Mosman - Sydney
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So if you have a Lexus 470 or similar badge engineered whitegoods, the vehicle is a small car in Mosman!
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Kids..
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Cow Dung..
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A little bird was flying south for the winter.It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying there, a cow came by and droppedsome dung on him.As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung,he began to realize how warm he was.The dung was actually thawing him o...
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Redneck Manners
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PS FROM THE REDNECK BOOK OF MANNERS1.Never take a beer to a job interview.2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3.It's considered poor taste to take a cooler to church.4..If you have to vacuum the bed, it is time to change the sheets.5.Even if you're certain that you are inclu...
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Prostate examination..
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A guy goes to his doctor for his physical and gets sent to a Urologist as a precaution.When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a lady doctorThe doctor says,"I'm going to check your prostate today, but this a new procedure andis a little different from what you are used to.I want you to lie on you...
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Pedestrians
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Paddy was in New York...He was patiently waiting and watching the traffic cop on a busy street crossing. The cop stopped the flow of traffic and shouted, 'Okay, pedestrians.' Then he'd allow the traffic to pass.He'd done this several times, and Paddy still stood on the sidewalk.After the cop had sho...
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