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Uncle Ted..
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A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. Whats up? he says. Im having a heart attack, cries the woman.He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as hes dialing, his 4-year-ol...
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One restaurant..
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One restaurant prefers to hire married men. (They're used to taking orders.) -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 5th of March 2024 07:25:17 PM
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Mick..
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lol..
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lol..
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Question?
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She's single..
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Why Marry
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WHY MARRY? At a ****tail party, one woman said to another, 'Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?' 'Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.'__________ A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: 'Husband Wanted'. Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: 'Y...
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Earl...
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Horrible response..
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A teacher asks the kids in her 3rd grade class: "What do you want to be when you grow up?"Little Larry says: "I wanna start out as a Fighter Pilot, then be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a man...
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Defense Attorney..
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Defense Attorney: Will you please state your age?Little Old Lady: I am 86 years old.Defense Attorney: Will you tell us, in your own words, what happened the night of April 1st?Little Old Lady: There I was, sitting there in my swing on my front porch on a warm spring evening, when a young man comes creepi...
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What a deal..
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The best..
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Remember..
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Cowards..
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SO YOU COWARDS think you're tough because you jumped me?? Waited for me to be alone... in front of my house??? I still handled all of you, left 3 of you on the ground laid out!! You're lucky I don't have any marks on my face. I have some on my arms and neck but so what!!!! I bet you didn't expect me to swing back s...
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You call it a black out ...
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What’s in a name
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KFC
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Did someone say KFC ...................... foreground object would put you off a bit
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Southern Cruizer
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Cleaning regime for permanent retirement so to speak
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Thank god coffins have a minimal of wasted space. It keeps vacuuming & washing of surfaces to a minimum!
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Needs a push..
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A man and his wife were awakened at 3:00 am by a loud pounding on the door.The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push.Not a chance, says the husband, it is 3:00 in the morning!He slams the door and returns to bed.Who was that? asked his wif...
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