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Always Mother.
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A woman calls her Mother in Law and asks,"Could you tell me, If a child poops itself, Who changes the child?'The Mother in law replys.It's the mum, it's always the mother Honey."Good replies the woman"."Then would you please come over, your Son got drunk and Sh!t himself?"
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Save my baby
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A 3 story building was ablaze. Flames coming out every window of the first and second looks. From the window of the 3rd floor a woman was crying out Save my baby, save my baby. A man Stepped forward from the crowd and yelled Throw the baby down. Ill catch it. Im Captain Blood. I played for Collingwood for 1...
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Great Story..
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A very self-important college freshman was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation."You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," t...
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Sometimes..
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Golf..
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Dying Priest. lol
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An old priest lay dying in Woden's, Canberra Hospital. He had servedthe people near the nation's capital, at Manuka for many years.He motioned for the nurse to come near."Yes father?" said the nurse."I would really like to see Malcolm Turnbull and Bill Shorten before Idie" whispered the priest."I...
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Bossy..
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lol..
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Fairy tales..
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Lamboghini..
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My boss arrived at work in a brand new Lamboghini,I said , " wow , that's an amazing car "!He replied , " If you work hard, put all your hours in and strive for excellence, I'll get another one next year "
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The Lone Ranger..
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a saloon and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said"Who owns the big white horse outside?"The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gun belt, and said,"I do....Why?"The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger and said,"I just though...
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Pull..
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To be..
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No answer..
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William
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Rupert Murdoch Steps Down From News Corp To Focus On Day to Day Running of Australia
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https://theshovel.com.au/2023/09/22/murdoch-steps-down-from-news-to-focus-on-running-australia/Under the restructure, Murdochs son Lachlan will become Chairman of Fox and News Corp. T...
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Can't sleep''
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Dave
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Hey You..
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Hey You..
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