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Is that the time!
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The promotion
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Proper Function of Government
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Sir Humphrey Appleby on the Proper Function of Government:
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker
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Yes Minister, You're a Banker (the more I look at the Yes Minister sketches, nothing has changed since the Romans) There is a Milton Caine (not Maynard Keynes), clever, look it up.
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Walker..
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How do you feel?
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Two elderly men from a retirement centre were sitting on a park bench,when one turns to the other and says: Ben, Im 83-years-old now and Im just full of aches and pain.I know youre about my age, how do you feel?I feel just like a newborn baby, Ben says.Really! Like a newborn baby?Yes, Ben says. No hair, no...
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Dinner
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Last night I was relaxing on the sofa watching TV when I heard my wife's voice from the kitchen: "Oh sweetheart, what would you like for dinner, my love? Chicken, beef or lamb?"I said, "Thank you, darling. I think I'll have chicken."She replied, "You're havin' a peanut butter sandwich. I was talkin' t...
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Supa doopa Bowl
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Well, what a fantastic ,enthralling, must watch concert some apparently watched in Las Vegas recently. Taylor, "what's her name", along with others doing a great job at HER concert. Oh, and apparently the HALF TIME entertainment was so much fun, watching a bunch of "grown men" in padded bra's runn...
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Aircon..
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In a restaurant..
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..a waiter delivered two entrees, two main courses and two desserts to an elderly couple and he is fascinated when the man tucks into his meal showing every sign of satisfaction while his wife doesnt touch a morsel and just sits patiently watching him.Cautiously, he approaches their table.Excuse m...
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A sexy woman..
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.. walks up to the counter and motions the bartender over. She starts to run her fingers through his hair and asks to speak to the manager.The Bartender replies, Sorry, the manager is out. Can I help you?By this time the woman has run her fingers over his face and in his mouth where the horny bartender is g...
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Llamas..
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Rattle..
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Not for the faint of heart..
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Not for the faint of heart or people who are easily offended.A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger. His mother tells him to stop it as hes liable to break something, but the boy continues.Johnny! Mom screams. Knock it off! Youre going to break somethi...
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FINALLY, A GOOD TRUMP JOKE..
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THAT ALL WILL ENJOY!Donald is walking out of the White House and heading toward his limo, when a possible assassin steps forward and aims a gun.A secret service agent, new on the job, shouts "Mickey Mouse!" This startles the would be assassin and he is captured.Later, the secret service agent's supe...
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Husband..
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Some wife jokes. 😉
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AVOCADOSA wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk. The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk"He replied, "They had avocados."If you're a woman, I'm su...
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Only in Campbelltown..
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Youre not going to believe what just happened we pulled up to get some fuel, and we noticed these two police officers watching a woman who was smoking while pumping petrol. I thought, "This Lady isnt the sharpest tool in the shed, and with the cops right there too.Anyway, I wentinside, paid for the fuel...
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Very dangerous practice..
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When I was..
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