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Stages of Life
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GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED: 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptise cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. They always catch the second person. 4) Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold an egg. 5...
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Poms In the Outback ( Read at own Risk )
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Doghouse blues
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Not sure if anyone has seen this : http://bewareofthedoghouse.com/video.aspx
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Roostertales
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The Human Race.
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A Little girl asked her dad,"how did the human race appear"? The daddy answered"God made Adam and Eve, and they had children, and so the human race appeared". Two days later the little girl asked her mother the same question. The mother answered "many years ago there were...
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A Cow's Tail
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A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the Doctor asked him, 'What happened to YOU?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our golf balls...
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The Great Escape
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The little bugger has done it at last
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Black is Beautiful
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An Aboriginal man in Alice Springs goes to the doctor with a problem - he just can't stop jogging or stand still ! Hey white doctor says the Blackman. What ya think is makin me run all over the place. It's to puckin hot for dat ****. The doctor says It's got me beat but hey I might have a cure. The doctor puts...
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watch out for seniors pt 2
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An elderly couple, Margaret and Bert, move to Texas, Qld. Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he buys them and wears them home. Walking proudly he goes into the kitchen and says to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looks him o...
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lost virginity
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FATHER AND SON,SUNDAY MORNING CHAT SON. "HEY DAD GUESS WHAT,I HAD SEX FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT" FATHER. " WELL DONE MATE, SIT DOWN AND TELL ME ALL ABOUT IT" SON. "I CANT DAD, ME BUMS TOO SORE
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Dog Food
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A woman go'es to the super market every week and buys 10 large cans of dog food.The grocer gets to know her as a regular customer and one day asks what kind of dog she has. 'oh no' she says ;I dont have a dog ,I feed it to my husband,he loves it'. The grocer was shocked at hearing this, and warne...
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The Pencil
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.hmmessage P { margin:0px; padding:0px } body.hmmessage { font-size: 10pt; font-family:Verdana } The pencil... The value of a Catholic education and a pencil !...You don't even have to be Catholic to appreciate this one. Little Margaret Mary was not the best student in Catholic School.. Having t...
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Fruit Art 2
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Can't stop now here's some more Sorry didn't download due to SNAFU, try again later Got it this time -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 22:13, 2008-11-20 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:54, 2008-11-21 -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 18:56, 2008-11-21
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Fruit Art
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Is this the work of someone who has too much time on their hands.You have to admit they are good far to many to post all so a selection of their work -- Edited by Wombat 280 at 19:15, 2008-11-19
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FEDERAL BUDGET - MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC
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MESSAGE TO THE AUSTRALIAN PUBLIC The federal government will be sending a $1,400.00 rebate to many of us .. If we spend that money at K-Mart, the money will go to China. If we spend it on petrol it will go to the Arabs; If we purchase a computer it will go to Taiwan. If we purchase fruit and vegetables it will...
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What's In a Name
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Try telling this one after you have had a couple! A cop stops a Harley for traveling faster than the posted speed limit, so he asks the biker his name. 'Fred,' he replies. 'Fred what?' the officer asks. 'Just Fred,' the man responds. The officer is in a good mood and thinks he might just give the biker a bre...
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Do the Maths
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Some Math +Logic: Here is a little something someonesent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. (It alsomade me Laugh Out Loud.) Remember, this is a strictly mathematical viewpoint. Itgoes like this: What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people wh...
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the blond and the window
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A Blonde goes to Bed Bath & Beyond to buy curtains. She tells the clerk, 'I would like to buy a pair of pink curtains. 'The clerk assures her that they have a large selection of pink curtains. She shows her several patterns but the blonde seems to be having a hard time choosing. Finally she selects a lo...
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bloody doctors
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went to the quack last night (true story) big old mongrel he was, yellow nicotine stained moustache, big old gnarly grizzled hands the size of dinner plates, food stain on the shirt, scruffy hair, trousers up to his armpits, come from the dark ages, he came out to the waiting area, which I might add see...
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A Fart is a Fart
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A fart.... It is a pleasent thing it gives the belly ease it warms the bed in winter and suffocates the fleas A fart..... can be quiet can be loud som...
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The Wake
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The station owner had been away droving for 6 months. As he was riding back to the station he met one of the old workers who had been with him for years and he asked him how were things going on the station. He said he had some bad news "That old blue cattle dog died" "How" "We thin...
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