Just Joking

Basil Faulty · Basil Faulty

After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer hea...

Pam · Pam

WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless... A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. ...

twobob · twobob

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the yo...

twobob · twobob

BE CAREFUL! A new shopping scam has started here and all Solo GN males should be told. At my local shopping center two pretty young ladies with gr8 boobs, tiny tops and hot legs are offering to clean windscreens in the car park.!!!!!! When done they will ask for a lift as payment??? Then while travel...

Ozziebushfolk · Ozziebushfolk

A Queensland jackeroo is overseeing his animals in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many co...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

Apply same warning to drop bears

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked asAircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet...

Wombat 280 · Wombat 280

Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went...

NannyMon · NannyMon

Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife Mary. He tip toed as quietly as he could towards the stairs leading to their bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his bo...

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	English...Killing us? (Preview) After an exhaustive review of the research literature, here's the final word on nutrition and health.: 1. Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.2. Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than us.3. Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer hea...	Basil Faulty	2	1995	02:57 PM Oct 15, 2008 by suenami
	Wrong Email Address (Preview) WRONG E-MAIL ADDRESS This one is priceless... A lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address! A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. ...	Pam	0	1994	12:31 PM Oct 15, 2008 by Pam
	To be senior - come on help me out in the jokes forum (Preview) Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea. As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the yo...	twobob	2	1948	12:23 PM Oct 15, 2008 by Pam
	New shopping scam - watch out!! (Preview) BE CAREFUL! A new shopping scam has started here and all Solo GN males should be told. At my local shopping center two pretty young ladies with gr8 boobs, tiny tops and hot legs are offering to clean windscreens in the car park.!!!!!! When done they will ask for a lift as payment??? Then while travel...	twobob	0	1736	08:22 PM Oct 13, 2008 by twobob
	The Jackaroo and the Yuppie (Preview) A Queensland jackeroo is overseeing his animals in remote territory when suddenly a brand-new BMW advances out of a dust cloud towards him. The driver, a young man in a designer suit, Gucci shoes, Ray Ban sunglasses and YSL tie, leans out the window and asks the cowboy, 'If I tell you exactly how many co...	Ozziebushfolk	1	2195	10:50 AM Oct 11, 2008 by drongo & wendy
	Friday funny (Preview) Apply same warning to drop bears	Gary and Kerry	1	2304	10:36 PM Oct 10, 2008 by twobob
	Sunday Joke (Preview) Dave and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked asAircraft mechanics in Melbourne. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in thehangar with nothing to do. Dave said, 'Man, I wish we had something to drink!' Jim says, 'Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet...	Wombat 280	0	2051	10:09 PM Oct 5, 2008 by Wombat 280
	Friday Jokes (Preview) Mad Wife Disease A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. 'What was that for?' he asked. 'That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Laura Lou written on it,' she replied. 'Two weeks ago when I went...	Wombat 280	2	2390	10:02 AM Oct 4, 2008 by drongo & wendy
	One more joke (Preview) Flynn staggered home very late after another evening with his drinking buddy, Paddy. He took off his shoes to avoid waking his wife Mary. He tip toed as quietly as he could towards the stairs leading to their bedroom, but misjudged the bottom step. As he caught himself by grabbing the banister, his bo...	NannyMon	4	3055	05:11 PM Oct 3, 2008 by Basil Faulty
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