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It's not working!
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Jim got home from the golf course and found a note his wife had left for him on the refrigerator door. IT'S NOT WORKING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER! Jim opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the heck is she talking about?
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anolphart
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836
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Divorce settlement
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Sean and Maureen just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Sean got the outside.
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anolphart
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Nice melons
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A good one at the train station
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Bobdown
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Is my bum too fat?
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In Ireland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didnt care; they would have married him anyway....
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anolphart
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761
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Penny for your thoughts
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A young Irish lad and lass were sitting on a stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the meadow. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally Colleen said, "A penny for your thoughts, Paddy. "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss. Colleen blushed, then leaded...
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anolphart
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Origin of 'other' genders
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anolphart
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Wise Monk
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A woman discovers her husband is cheating on her.Devastated, she doesn't know how to continue to live her life. She hears that there's a very wise monk who lives up in a mountain, and decides to go there to consult him.After few days of travelling, walking, climbing, she reaches the top and meets the wi...
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Actually beyond a joke.
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What is something you get a lot of hate for, if you say it out loud. "I think it's wrong that we kill dogs for hurting children, but paedophiles get to live"
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Aussie1
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Advice-it may be bad
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Craig1
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EV's again !
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What does a person with diarrhea and an electric car have in common? They both hope they make it home.
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Aussie1
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lol..
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aussie_paul
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My wife..
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While riding my Harley, I swerved to to avoid hitting a deer, lost control and landed in a ditch, severely banging my head.Dazed and confused I crawled out of the ditch to the edge of the road when a shiny new convertible pulled up with a very beautiful woman who asked, "Are you okay? As I looked up, I notic...
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Wishing..
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aussie_paul
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Wise words
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anolphart
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Crystal ball..
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aussie_paul
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First computer geek
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anolphart
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A man came home from work..
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and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wifes car was open, as was the front door to the house and there was no sign of the dog.Proceeding into the entry, he found an even bigger me...
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aussie_paul
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If I have to.........
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Bobdown
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Old ageing..
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aussie_paul
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Some new ones........
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Bobdown
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