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SUV
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Two old guys talking: "My 75th birthday yesterday. Wife gave me an SUV" "Wow, that's amazing! Imagine, an SUV! What a great gift!" "Yup. Socks, Underwear and Viagra!"
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Gardening - ripening tomatoes
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A woman is having a hard time getting her tomatoes to ripen so she goes to her neighbour and asks for help with her problem. The neighbour says, Oh thats easy! All you have to do is go out at midnight and dance around in the garden naked for a few minutes, and the tomatoes will become so embarrassed, they wi...
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Elderly couple marriage
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An elderly couple, who were both previously widowed were preparing for their wedding overseas. Before they walked down the aisle they went out to dinner at a fancy restaurant where they discussed how their marriage might work. They discussed their finances, living arrangements and so on. Fina...
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Newspaper announcement - births
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A proud mother telephoned a Sunday newspaper to announce she had given birth to eight children. The line was bad, and the operator didn't hear the message. "Would you repeat that?" the operator asked. "Not if I can help it" said the mother.
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Weight loss program
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. She introduces herself as a representative...
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Wedding fight
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At a wedding ceremony, the pastor asked if anyone had anything to say concerning the union of the bride and groom. It was their time to stand up and talk, or forever hold their peace. The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful, young, blonde woman carrying a child. She started walking slowly t...
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Cheating husband
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A woman was sure that her husband was cheating on her and having an affair with the maid. So she laid down a trap. One evening she suddenly sent the maid home for the weekend and didn't tell the husband. That night when they went to bed, the husband gave the old story "Excuse me my dear, my stomach aches" and...
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King Arthur
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King Arthur was preparing to go out on an expedition and would be away from Camelot for an indefinite period of time. King Arthur was worried about leaving Queen Guinevere alone with all those horny Knights of the Round Table. So he went to Merlin for some advice. After explaining his predicament to Me...
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Engineers & accountants
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Three engineers and three accountants are travelling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy a ticket and watch as the three engineers only buy one ticket. "How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?" one of the accountants asks. "Watch and you'll see,"...
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Poor taste joke - removed
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Poor taste joke - removed -- Edited by RustyJeep on Thursday 27th of July 2023 07:15:28 AM
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Chromosomes
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Chromosomes XX = FemaleXY = MaleYYY = Delilah
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PC Funnies
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Ooops..
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We have a 6 ft. Square tube and welded wire fence in the front yard, and last Saturday, when I heard some thieving Punks might be bringing their BS out to the country, I wanted to make sure they ran into a little resistance before meeting my Kimber 9mm, so I got an electric fence and ran a single wire along th...
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Understanding Engineers.. Oops.. :(
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Removing double thread. :( -- Edited by aussie_paul on Tuesday 25th of July 2023 12:31:25 PM
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Dear Santa..
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Understanding Engineers..
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A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys? We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"The doctor chimed in, "I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"The priest said...
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Hi Sweetie..
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Finally a quality product at bunni----
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Gymea Lilies & there are impressive. If I need some 0.3mm drill bits etc, I buy Germany quality elsewhere.
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The destroyer Captain....
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The destroyer Captain gets on the loud-speaker and shouts, "Ahoy, small craft. Where are you headed?"One of the Muslims puts down his oar, stands up, and shouts, "We are invading Britain".The entire crew on the destroyer doubles over in laughter.When the Captain finally catches his breath, he get...
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Possums..
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The Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their possums. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded thepossums were predestined to be there and they shouldn't interfere with God's divine will.At the Baptist church the possums had taken an interest in the baptis...
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