Just Joking

Palebushman · Palebushman

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...

Firefly · Firefly

petengail · petengail

Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...

petengail · petengail

Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...

Alan8888 · Alan8888

An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...

Firefly · Firefly

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...

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Galahs · Galahs

A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Not enough funds for target stands.

Blonderer · Blonderer

Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...

Firefly · Firefly

A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...

Firefly · Firefly

THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.

jimbo · jimbo

Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...

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	A M&B Novel excerpt? (Preview) He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...	Palebushman	0	986	10:11 PM Mar 24, 2011 by Palebushman
	Best Poster Ever!! (Preview)	Firefly	3	1237	09:06 PM Mar 24, 2011 by tonyd
	Margaret and Bert (Preview) Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...	petengail	0	986	09:46 AM Mar 22, 2011 by petengail
	THE most Funcional word in the English language (Preview) HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...	Zoomtopz	1	1335	08:03 AM Mar 21, 2011 by ozi2
	Three women walked into a bar... (Preview) Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...	petengail	1	1021	11:21 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Pam
	Obituary writen of Common Sense (Preview) An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...	Alan8888	0	1788	09:11 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Alan8888
	Six Beers (Preview)	Firefly	4	1299	03:05 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Chilli (Preview) WARNING : ONLY Read This Once You Are Able To LAUGH OUT LOUD. Hysterics might set in. The writer of this piece paints a very vivid picture... funny stuff. You will laugh - guaranteed! ENJOY!! I went to Bunnings recently while not being altogether sure that course of action was a wise one. You see, the pre...	Gary and Kerry	3	1175	03:03 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jesters #2 (Preview) ATTORNEY: The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he? WITNESS: He's 20, much like your IQ. ___________________________________________ ATTORNEY: Were you present when your picture was taken? WITNESS: Are you ****ting me? _________________________________________ ATTORN...	Cruising Granny	0	842	09:01 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	Court Jester - Real Life (Preview) These are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by (US) court reporters that had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: What was the first thing your husband said to you that morning? WITNESS...	Cruising Granny	1	1690	05:16 PM Mar 17, 2011 by Beth54
	Daylight Saving (Preview)	Firefly	2	1275	07:15 PM Mar 16, 2011 by Happywanderer
	The Wedding Ring (Preview)	Firefly	0	920	07:43 PM Mar 15, 2011 by Firefly
	A Funny Story (Preview) A few years ago,my son was a tour guide in the Kimberley, working between Kunnanurra and Broome, through the Bungles and then back up the Gibb River Road. We did a tag along tour behind his bus, and listened in over our two way radio as he talked over his radio to the passengers in the bus. It was just like be...	Galahs	2	1383	06:21 PM Mar 15, 2011 by jules47
	A low budget; (Preview) Moving to Nevada A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, 'What are you doing?' She answers, 'I'm moving to Nevada .. I heard prostitutes there get paid $ 400 for doing what I do for you for free. Later that night, on her way out, the wife walks into the bedroom &a...	justcruisin01	2	1219	10:51 AM Mar 14, 2011 by jimbo
	A jobs a job. (Preview) Not enough funds for target stands.	clazandaza	1	1502	12:56 PM Mar 13, 2011 by Beth54
	Health... (Preview) Health nuts are going to feel stupid one day, lying in hospital, dying of nothing...	Blonderer	0	1201	02:49 PM Mar 10, 2011 by Blonderer
	Jewish Divorce... (Preview) A Jewish woman says to her mother, "I'm divorcing Jeff! All he wants is sex, and my vagina is now the size of a 50 cent piece when it used to be about the size of a 5 cent piece." Her mother says, "You're married to a multi-millionaire Businessman, you live in an 8 bedroom mansion, you drive...	Firefly	1	1511	02:23 PM Mar 9, 2011 by justcruisin01
	Irish Priest (Preview) THE IRISH PRIEST An Irish priest was transferred to Texas .. Father O'Malley rose from his bed one morning. It was a Fine spring day in his new Texas mission parish. He walked to the window of his bedroom to get a deep breath of the beautiful day outside. He then noticed there was a jackass lying dead in the...	Firefly	0	960	05:56 PM Mar 8, 2011 by Firefly
	Free Medicals (Preview) Amazing what you can get free on the Government!!! If you can't afford a doctor, go to an airport - you'll get a free x-ray and a pat down, and if you mention Al Queda, you get a free colonoscopy!.	clazandaza	0	866	03:19 PM Mar 8, 2011 by clazandaza
	Wheelie Bin (Preview) Wheelie Bin > > A refuse collector is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. > He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to t...	jimbo	0	998	02:39 PM Mar 8, 2011 by jimbo
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