WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"  

MAN: "Yes"  

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only £1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"  

MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."  

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2009 models.. I saw one I really liked."  

MAN: "How much?"  

WOMAN: "£90,000"  

MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."  

WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing....the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking £950,000"  

MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of£900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go  the extra 50 thousand if  it's really a pretty good price."  

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"  

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."  

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.  

He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?"