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God's plan for aging..
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Most seniors never get enough exercise.In His Wisdom God decreed that seniors become forgetful so they would have to search for their glasses, keys and other things thus doing more walking.And God looked down and saw that it was good.Then God saw there was another need.In His Wisdom He made seniors l...
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Three friends..
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Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....The first man married a Filipino. He told her that she was to do the dishesand house cleaning.It took a couple of days, but on the third day, he came home to see a cleanhouse and dishes washed and put away.The second man married a Thai. He...
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Lavatory on a plane
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A Preacher..
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is at his dying church members bedThe preacher is talking to the man, saying how he will say a prayer for his quick healing when all of a sudden the man begins to attempt to tell him somethingThe man motions with his hand so the pastor steps closer "What is it? What do you need?" The pastor askedThe man look...
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The Nice Man Became Impatient
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A man was riding a bus, minding his own business, when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it, so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us."Five minutes later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "C...
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Gangsta Nanny..
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An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and,upon returning to her car, found four malesin the act of leaving with her vehicle.She dropped her shopping bags ...and drew her handgun,proceeding to scream at the top of her lungs,"I have a gun, and I know how to use it!Get out of the car - NOW!"The four men d...
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A cabbie..
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Back up system
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Chcolate..
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May the 4th Be With You! Star Wars Funnies
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Knock, knock. (Who's there?) Metaphors. (Metaphors who?) Metaphors be with you, this Star Wars Day! Did you hear that your local KFC will be celebrating Star Wars Day on May 4th with an Anakin special? It's an extra crispy chicken with no legs and only one wing. What happens if you celebrate Star W...
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Yesterday..
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam.Of course, I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted.The waiting room was filled with patients.As I approached the receptionists desk,I noticed that she was a large...
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Village flasher..
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!!!!!!!!! 🙂 🙂
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Reilly went to trial for armed robbery. The jury foreman came out and announced, "Not guilty.""That's grand!" shouted Reilly. "Does that mean I can keep the money?" Finnegin: "My wife has a terrible habit of staying up 'til two o'clock in the morning. I can't break her of it."Keenan: "What on earth is...
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Possession
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Rules of Possession - For Toddlers (and my wife).1. If I like it - It's mine.2. If it's in my hand - It's mine.3. If I can take it from you - It's mine.4. I I had it a little while ago - It's mine.5. If it is mine, it must never ever appear to be yours.6. If it looks like mine - It's mine.7. If I'm doing or building so...
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John..
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A mandate..
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New burger..
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Prostate..
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The Old Testament Commandments
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The Old Testament Commandments
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The choices..
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