Just Joking

gubby · gubby

Ahh.. Love is blind...

Firefly · Firefly

A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Julia Gillard to grant you three wishes, since youve just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children all costs to be borne by ...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

give this time to load, it's an anim

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Subject: 86-year old lady's letter to bank shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumbe...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

one each day for the next two weeks. -- Edited by _wombat_ on Wednesday 1st of June 2011 08:46:56 AM

Firefly · Firefly

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...

jimricho · jimricho

ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE With v. British tongue in cheek -- The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised ye...

Firefly · Firefly

(I love this part.. its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and...

goinsoon · goinsoon

How was your blind date"? *Terrible*....he arrived in a 1932 Rolls Royce, "So, ...whats wrong with that" ? He was the original owner !!!!!

gubby · gubby

Microsoft Technology

sucastja · sucastja

paddy & mick, were given a live pig each ...a present.. how do we know who's pig is who's ? sez paddy, easy sez mick oil get the chainsaw & hack a V in one of the pig's ear's ...that one's mine.. blood& skin,& fur ,everywhere but they managed it . ... however that night a wild ferrel cat maul...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

There was a barman who owned a duck that danced on a tin box on the bar. Very entertaining to the patrons. One day, a guy from the Side Shows visiting town, entered the bar, and was intrigued by the dancing duck. So much so, that he offered the barman $5000, which was readily accepted. The new owner phoned t...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

It seems we are have technical difficulties posting jokes. The pictures don't copy and paste and some of the text is HUGE They'd take up less space and would be easier to read if they were in a more appropriate presentation. I don't know what's going on with the pics but it looks...

sucastja · sucastja

No need to thank me... just trying to keep friends informed and educated.

Firefly · Firefly

sucastja · sucastja

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a U.S. Navy ship and the British authorities off the Scottish North coast. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees t...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

It could happen to any of us... "$5.37!" That's what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton's said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to gr...

sucastja · sucastja

David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!

_wombat_ · _wombat_

sucastja · sucastja

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Wombats first date (Preview) Ahh.. Love is blind...	gubby	12	1024	07:10 PM Jun 5, 2011 by _wombat_
	The Centrelink Fairy. (Preview) A beautiful fairy appeared one day to an asylum seeker claimant outside the Centrelink Offices. 'My good man,' the fairy said, 'I've been told by Julia Gillard to grant you three wishes, since youve just arrived in Australia with your wife and seven children all costs to be borne by ...	Firefly	1	1596	06:22 PM Jun 4, 2011 by robell
	gubby pic (Preview) give this time to load, it's an anim	_wombat_	7	1243	05:39 PM Jun 4, 2011 by jimricho
	Old Lady (Preview) Subject: 86-year old lady's letter to bank shown below, is an actual letter that was sent to a bank by an 86 year old woman. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumbe...	_wombat_	0	919	03:18 PM Jun 4, 2011 by _wombat_
	New pics of jonathan (Preview) one each day for the next two weeks. -- Edited by _wombat_ on Wednesday 1st of June 2011 08:46:56 AM	_wombat_	18	1814	02:49 PM Jun 4, 2011 by _wombat_
	Mafia Lawyer (Preview) A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper, Guido, has cheated him out of $10,000,000.00 His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that Guido would hear nothing so he would not have to testify in court. When the Godfather goes to confront Guido abo...	Firefly	0	921	02:04 PM Jun 4, 2011 by Firefly
	ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE (Preview) ALERTS TO THREATS IN 2011 - EUROPE : BY JOHN CLEESE With v. British tongue in cheek -- The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent events in Libya and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised ye...	jimricho	0	986	08:24 AM Jun 4, 2011 by jimricho
	Alzheimer's Eye Test. (Preview) (I love this part.. its absolutely amazing!) Count every "F" in the following text: FINISHED FILES ARE THE RESULT OF YEARS OF SCIENTIFIC STUDY COMBINED WITH THE EXPERIENCE OF YEARS..... (SEE BELOW) HOW MANY ? WRONG, THERE ARE 6 -- no joke.. READ IT AGAIN ! Really, go Back and...	Firefly	6	1218	07:44 AM Jun 4, 2011 by clazandaza
	BLIND DATE (Preview) How was your blind date"? Terrible....he arrived in a 1932 Rolls Royce, "So, ...whats wrong with that" ? He was the original owner !!!!!	goinsoon	0	740	07:44 PM Jun 3, 2011 by goinsoon
	State of the art (Preview) Microsoft Technology	gubby	3	826	05:59 PM Jun 3, 2011 by sucastja
	Paddy and Mick (Preview) paddy & mick, were given a live pig each ...a present.. how do we know who's pig is who's ? sez paddy, easy sez mick oil get the chainsaw & hack a V in one of the pig's ear's ...that one's mine.. blood& skin,& fur ,everywhere but they managed it . ... however that night a wild ferrel cat maul...	sucastja	0	721	05:47 PM Jun 3, 2011 by sucastja
	Jumping Duck (Preview) There was a barman who owned a duck that danced on a tin box on the bar. Very entertaining to the patrons. One day, a guy from the Side Shows visiting town, entered the bar, and was intrigued by the dancing duck. So much so, that he offered the barman $5000, which was readily accepted. The new owner phoned t...	_wombat_	0	682	05:18 PM Jun 3, 2011 by _wombat_
	Joke Formatting (Preview) It seems we are have technical difficulties posting jokes. The pictures don't copy and paste and some of the text is HUGE They'd take up less space and would be easier to read if they were in a more appropriate presentation. I don't know what's going on with the pics but it looks...	Cruising Granny	3	890	10:18 PM Jun 2, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	How boobs got their name (Preview) No need to thank me... just trying to keep friends informed and educated.	sucastja	3	1063	07:42 PM Jun 2, 2011 by sucastja
	You Want Me To Do What?? (Preview)	Firefly	3	942	07:38 PM Jun 2, 2011 by robell
	US Arrogance!! (Preview) The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a U.S. Navy ship and the British authorities off the Scottish North coast. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees t...	sucastja	1	770	07:34 PM Jun 2, 2011 by robell
	It could happen to anyone ..... (Preview) It could happen to any of us... "$5.37!" That's what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton's said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to gr...	Cruising Granny	3	1143	03:06 PM Jun 2, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	David Returns to Italy (Preview) David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!	sucastja	1	1040	02:18 PM Jun 2, 2011 by goinsoon
	jonathan pic (Preview)	_wombat_	12	1076	08:38 AM Jun 2, 2011 by _wombat_
	He slipped and fell officer. Honest!! (Preview)	sucastja	2	929	09:49 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
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