Just Joking

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

On another forum having a bit of banter of the difficulties of modern cars. A bit of perspective: Be grateful you don't have to start a car with a handle (& in the rain). My Mum broke her wrist because she forgot to NOT put her thumb around the handle, keeping thumb same side of handle as fingers. The...

Gundog · Gundog

dorian · dorian

https://theshovel.com.au/2023/11/16/exposing-war-crimes-riskier-than-doing-war-crimes/Blowing

Bobdown · Bobdown

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

Lost the blohttps://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1834265/Nasa-astronauts-drop-toolbox-space-station

Bicyclecamper · Bicyclecamper

Gundog · Gundog

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A Newcastle woman, pictured above, has lost her case at Newcastle Magistrates Court today after she tried to sue the Royal Victoria Hospital after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards. Mrs Minger from Gateshead, aged 67, said to reporters outside...

dorian · dorian

https://edition.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2023/10/19/kangaroo-dog-fight-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, they needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had a similar bl...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

DEAR NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recen...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Bobdown · Bobdown

In my younger days..........

yobarr · yobarr

anolphart · anolphart

A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends th...

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	Challenges of modern cars (Preview) On another forum having a bit of banter of the difficulties of modern cars. A bit of perspective: Be grateful you don't have to start a car with a handle (& in the rain). My Mum broke her wrist because she forgot to NOT put her thumb around the handle, keeping thumb same side of handle as fingers. The...	Whenarewethere	14	1686	10:34 AM Nov 19, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Pi g pong balls (Preview)	Gundog	2	1094	09:54 AM Nov 16, 2023 by valiant81
	Exposing War Crimes Riskier Than Doing War Crimes, Australian Man Finds (Preview) https://theshovel.com.au/2023/11/16/exposing-war-crimes-riskier-than-doing-war-crimes/Blowing	dorian	1	838	09:54 AM Nov 16, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	One too many (Preview)	Bobdown	2	1302	07:11 AM Nov 15, 2023 by Dougwe
	Shoe shine boy.. (Preview) Every morning, the CEO of a large bank in Manhattan walks to the corner for a shoe shine. He sits in an armchair, examines the Wall Street Journal in minute detail while the shoe shiner buffs his shoes to a mirror shine.One morning the shoe shiner asks the CEO: "What do you think about the situation in the...	aussie_paul	0	812	08:07 PM Nov 14, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Most expensive vehicle in 2023 (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	15	1637	02:37 PM Nov 14, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Why it's better males fix vehicles! (Preview) Lost the blohttps://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1834265/Nasa-astronauts-drop-toolbox-space-station	Whenarewethere	3	1083	10:37 AM Nov 14, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Old People, Old Pharts. (Preview)	Bicyclecamper	0	835	07:58 PM Nov 13, 2023 by Bicyclecamper
	Lets get them out of here. (Preview)	Gundog	1	958	04:35 PM Nov 12, 2023 by Craig1
	Marriage satisfaction after surgery (Preview) A Newcastle woman, pictured above, has lost her case at Newcastle Magistrates Court today after she tried to sue the Royal Victoria Hospital after her husband went in for an operation which left him unable to have sex with her afterwards. Mrs Minger from Gateshead, aged 67, said to reporters outside...	Whenarewethere	1	1099	10:21 AM Nov 10, 2023 by peter67
	Man faces off with kangaroo (Preview) https://edition.cnn.com/videos/entertainment/2023/10/19/kangaroo-dog-fight-moos-cprog-orig-bdk.cnn	dorian	0	745	07:17 AM Nov 10, 2023 by dorian
	AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR.. (Preview) AN OLD WOMAN PROSPECTOR SHUFFLED INTO TOWN LEADING A TIRED OLD MULE. THE OLD WOMAN HEADED STRAIGHT FOR THE ONLY SALOON TO CLEAR HER PARCHED THROAT.SHE WALKED UP AND TIED HER OLD MULE TO THE HITCH RAIL. AS SHE STOOD THERE, BRUSHING SOME OF THE DUST FROM HER FACE AND CLOTHES, A YOUNG GUNSLINGER STEPPED OUT...	aussie_paul	0	746	08:31 PM Nov 9, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Smiles (Preview)	Bobdown	0	810	05:44 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Bobdown
	Rare blood type (Preview) A wealthy Arab Sheikh was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, they needed to store his type of blood in case the need arose. As the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally, so, the call went out. Finally, a Scotsman was located who had a similar bl...	Whenarewethere	0	736	02:18 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	First Christmas Joke (Preview) 3 men die on Xmas eve, to get into heaven St Peter says "you must have something on you that represents Xmas" the Englishman flicks on his lighter and says "it's a candle", St Peter lets him pass, the Welsh man jingles his keys and says "they're sleigh bells", St Peter lets him pass, the Irish man pulls out...	Whenarewethere	0	740	02:13 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Dear neighbour (Preview) DEAR NEIGHBOUR: Hi, Max. This is Richard, next door. I've been riddled with guilt for a few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face. When you're not around, I've been sharing your wife, day and night, probably much more than you. I haven't been getting it at home recen...	Whenarewethere	0	720	02:05 PM Nov 9, 2023 by Whenarewethere
	Retired Gonads (Preview)	Bobdown	0	647	07:46 PM Nov 8, 2023 by Bobdown
	Bet You Can't Do This (Preview) In my younger days..........	Bobdown	3	1306	04:43 PM Nov 8, 2023 by Blues Man
	Couple of Laughs? (Preview)	yobarr	1	819	09:44 AM Nov 8, 2023 by Craig1
	The husband store (Preview) A store that sells new husbands has opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends th...	anolphart	0	635	01:45 AM Nov 8, 2023 by anolphart
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