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Firefly · Firefly

Woman sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says; "I love you." He asks; "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies; "It's me .............. talking to the wine."

Firefly · Firefly

A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The w...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple is attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, Put a new battery in your he...

Firefly · Firefly

How tough are Australians ? The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one fro...

Firefly · Firefly

A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got t...

AlbyofCraigmore · AlbyofCraigmore

A blonde rang QANTAS customer support and asked " how long it would take to fly from Melbourne to Perth?" , "Just a minute!" the customer support officer replied, "Thank you". replied the blond and hung up.

Firefly · Firefly

http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm

Firefly · Firefly

INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...

Gary and Kerry · Gary and Kerry

Welcome to Chinese Wal-MartWe thought our Wal-Marts had it all Crocodiles Bulk Rice Mixed Meat for the choosing(I'm sure they all washed their hands first!!!) Turtles and other stuff You guess!(It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I've eaten,or am going to!) Walmar...

clazandaza · clazandaza

Socrates' thoughts on gossip Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogen...

DillyDallyingAround · DillyDallyingAround

Beth54 · Beth54

Seniors Text Coding ATD At the doctors BFF Best friend fell BTW Bring the wheelchair BYOT Bring your own teeth ......FWIW Forgot where I was GGPBL Gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA Got heartburn again IMHO Laughing my dentures out OMMR On my massage recliner OMSG Oh My! Sorry gas ROFLACGU Rolling...

Firefly · Firefly

http://elrellano.com/videos_online/4624/circo-roncalli.html

Palebushman · Palebushman

He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...

Firefly · Firefly

petengail · petengail

Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...

petengail · petengail

Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...

Alan8888 · Alan8888

An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...

Firefly · Firefly

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Love It (Preview) Woman sitting at home on the veranda with her husband and she says; "I love you." He asks; "Is that you or the wine talking?" She replies; "It's me .............. talking to the wine."	Firefly	0	641	02:54 PM Apr 4, 2011 by Firefly
	Mexican Oysters (Preview) A big Texan stopped at a local restaurant following a day roaming around Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a sizzling, scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table. Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful. He asked the waiter, 'What is that you just served?'The w...	Firefly	0	772	02:51 PM Apr 4, 2011 by Firefly
	Church Fart (Preview) This says it all about getting older & the whole aging thing. An elderly couple is attending church services. About halfway through, she writes a note and hands it to her husband. It says, I just let out a silent fart, what do you think I should do?" He scribbles back, Put a new battery in your he...	Gary and Kerry	3	1144	05:43 PM Apr 3, 2011 by Happywanderer
	Aussie Tough (Preview) How tough are Australians ? The scene is set - a dark night, cold wind blowing, campfire flickering, stars twinkling in the dark sky. Three hang-glider pilots are sitting by the campfire, one fro...	Firefly	2	946	10:16 PM Apr 2, 2011 by Firefly
	The Aussie Approach (Preview) A young Aussie lad moved to London and went to Harrods looking for a job. The manager asked 'Do you have any sales experience?' The young man answered 'Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Dubbo.' The manager liked the Aussie so he gave him the job. His first day was challenging and busy, but he got t...	Firefly	0	960	06:22 PM Apr 2, 2011 by Firefly
	A quick answer! (Preview) A blonde rang QANTAS customer support and asked " how long it would take to fly from Melbourne to Perth?" , "Just a minute!" the customer support officer replied, "Thank you". replied the blond and hung up.	AlbyofCraigmore	0	673	06:28 PM Mar 31, 2011 by AlbyofCraigmore
	Anyone For Golf? (Preview) http://www.cincinnati.com/golf/golfquiz/html/brand.htm	Firefly	6	1090	08:03 AM Mar 31, 2011 by Firefly
	Interview (Preview) INTERVIEW Jennifer a manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a opening. After sorting through a stack of 20 resumes she found four people who were equally qualified. Jennifer decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them...	Firefly	0	986	06:48 PM Mar 29, 2011 by Firefly
	Chinese Wal Mart (Preview) *Welcome to Chinese Wal-MartWe thought our Wal-Marts had it all* Crocodiles Bulk Rice Mixed Meat for the choosing(I'm sure they all washed their hands first!!!) Turtles and other stuff You guess!(It looks familiar, but definitely not something that I've eaten,or am going to!) Walmar...**	Gary and Kerry	9	1903	05:49 PM Mar 28, 2011 by baz104
	Socrates (Preview) Socrates' thoughts on gossip Keep this in mind the next time you are about to repeat a rumour or spread gossip. In ancient Greece (469 - 399 BC), Socrates was widely lauded for his wisdom. One day an acquaintance ran up to him excitedly and said, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about Diogen...	clazandaza	1	1128	09:15 AM Mar 28, 2011 by Beth54
	Jeff (Preview)	DillyDallyingAround	1	715	11:12 PM Mar 27, 2011 by Firefly
	SENIOR TEXT CODING (Preview) Seniors Text Coding ATD At the doctors BFF Best friend fell BTW Bring the wheelchair BYOT Bring your own teeth ......FWIW Forgot where I was GGPBL Gotta go, pacemaker battery low GHA Got heartburn again IMHO Laughing my dentures out OMMR On my massage recliner OMSG Oh My! Sorry gas ROFLACGU Rolling...	Beth54	2	1149	05:06 PM Mar 27, 2011 by Pam
	Beautiful Coat (Preview) http://elrellano.com/videos_online/4624/circo-roncalli.html	Firefly	0	854	04:17 PM Mar 26, 2011 by Firefly
	A M&B Novel excerpt? (Preview) He grasped me firmly but gently just above my elbow and guided me into a room, his room. Then he quietly shut the door and we were alone. He approached me soundlessly, from behind, and spoke in a low, reassuring voice close to my ear. "Just relax." Without warning, he reached down and I felt hi...	Palebushman	0	865	10:11 PM Mar 24, 2011 by Palebushman
	Best Poster Ever!! (Preview)	Firefly	3	1103	09:06 PM Mar 24, 2011 by tonyd
	Margaret and Bert (Preview) Margaret and Bert.................. A retired couple, Margaret and Bert, moved to Tamworth. Bert always wanted a pair of R.M. WILLIAMS boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, 'Notice anything diffe...	petengail	0	871	09:46 AM Mar 22, 2011 by petengail
	THE most Funcional word in the English language (Preview) HOPE THIS MAKES YOU SMILE THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD Well, it's schitt ... that's right, schitt! Schitt may just be the most functional word in the English language. You can smoke schitt , buy schitt, sell schitt, lose schitt, find schitt, forget schitt, and tell others to eat schitt. ...	Zoomtopz	1	1218	08:03 AM Mar 21, 2011 by ozi2
	Three women walked into a bar... (Preview) Three women walked into a bar.... You'd thought one of em would have seen it...	petengail	1	896	11:21 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Pam
	Obituary writen of Common Sense (Preview) An Obituary printed in the London Times Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long ago lost in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable...	Alan8888	0	1596	09:11 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Alan8888
	Six Beers (Preview)	Firefly	4	1170	03:05 PM Mar 19, 2011 by Cruising Granny
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