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IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!!
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---IF WOMEN ONLY TRUSTED THEIR HUSBANDS!!!There comes a time when a woman just has to trust her husband...For example...A wife comes home late at night, and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.From under the blanket she sees four legs instead of two.She reaches for a baseball bat and starts hittin...
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Little Freddy,
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Little Freddy, playing with some new friends in the street, he'd been out there for about an hour when he came running in to mum & asked, "Mum, where did I come from?" It was the time that she had dreaded, but it was going to be now or never, so she sat him down and explained all about the birds & the be...
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BAR FOR MEN OVER 60 !!!!
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-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Saturday 20th of April 2024 01:49:21 PM
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A WALK IN THE PARK..
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A WALK IN THE PARK // By Robert DungeyDave stood at the counterOf the deli in the parkIt was half past eight and he was scaredCos it was getting darkNow Dave is not a big girls blouseThe dark did not un-nerve himBut his Missus had sent him out for milkAt around about 2.30The walk from where his van was parke...
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Truth
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The Best yet from Pauline
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sS7yhwFAwIM
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I've been expelled
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Southern Cruizer
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Drinking Beer
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Hmmm
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Getting older slowly
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How..
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Ooof
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S...t Sandwich
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Killer.
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After finding their third murder victim with a Weetbix in his alimentary canal, Police say they are looking for a cereal killer.
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Any Medical Concerns?
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After his exam, the doctor said to the elderly man:'You appear to be in good health. Do you have any medical concerns you would like to ask me about?''In fact, I do,' said the old man. 'After I have sex, I am usually cold and chilly; and then, after I have sex with her the second time, I am usually hot and swea...
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Drunk..
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Little Johnny
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Little Johnny A school teacher asked her class to make a sentence containing the expression, I presume.One little girl held up her hand and said. Yesterday my mother hand-washed the dinner dishes, so I presume the dishwasher was broken.Very good, said the teacher.Another one said. This morning,...
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Philosphers
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Philosophers Of the 20th Century Jean Kerr... The only reason they say 'Women and children first' is to test the strength of the lifeboats. ~ Prince Philip... When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife. ~ Harrison Ford... Wood burns faster when you have to cut and chop...
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Ha ha..
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