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Italian Honeymoon - must be read with best Italian accent
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ITALIAN HONEYMOON - in a best a Italian accent a After returning from his honeymoon in Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to this friends. Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how wasa da treep?" Luigi said, "Everyting wasa per...
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PATRICK;;
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Patrick walks into a bar in Dublin, Orders three pints of Guinness & sits in the corner of the room, Drinking a sip out of each pint in turn. When he had finished all three, He went back to the bar & ordered three more. The barman says, "You know a pint goes flat soon after I pull it .....
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What were you thinking?
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HAVE YOU EVER SEEN v v v v v v v v v v v v v v ONE LIKE THIS ? v v v v Oh, for Pete's sake . . . calm down ! . . It's just a baby Panda.. . . New born. . . ...
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SENIOR SEX;
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The husband leans over and asks his wife, 'Do you remember the first time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.' Yes, she says, 'I remember it well.' OK,' he says, 'How about taking a stroll aroun...
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Hair Remover
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My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the veterinarian. The vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could then hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell Andrea that, if she wanted to keep this from recurring, she sh...
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Where To Meet For Lunch...
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A group of 40-year old girlfriends discussed where they should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waiters there had tight pants and nice asses. 10 years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should meet for lunch....
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THE PERFECT HUSBAND;
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The PERFECT HUSBAND Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen. MAN: "Hello" WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?&qu...
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The Good Ol' Days...
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TURPS;
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A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.. He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, 'This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it's called Turpentine.' The Priest said, 'No, the mos...
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Magic Sandals
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A married couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say,'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop.' So the married couple wa...
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SPAGHETTI;
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For 2 years a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise the child, he woul...
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RUDE CUSTOMERS
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For all Who Work With Rude Customers, isn't it a shame WE can't actually do this! An award should go to the Virgin Airlines desk attendant in Sydney some months ago for being smart and funny, while making her point, when confronted with a passenger who probably deserved to fly as cargo. A crowded Virgi...
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HOW WAS I BORN?
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A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born ?' The father answers, 'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We...
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Husband Day Care Centre
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Sign outside Pub... (hope that works ok now) -- Edited by jimricho on Tuesday 16th of November 2010 08:53:28 PM
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Poor hubby !!
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Was having a discussion with my very good friends the other day, and the conversation got around to Favourite sexual positions [ they are good friends ] Anyway his wife said that she refuses to have sex Unless she is in the on top position when i asked why is this ??? she said He Can Only Screw up
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It's magic
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What is the difference between a Condom and a Camera. ???? No difference !!! they both capture that Magic Moment !!!
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Church
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It Coulda Been Worse.
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Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friends with his eternal optimism. No matter how horrible the circumstance, he would always reply, "It could have been worse." To cure him of his annoying habit, his friends decided to invent a situation so complet...
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THE PURSE !!!
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My wife came home from shopping today, said she got a real bargain !!!! picked up a purse on special for only $500.oo so to keep her happy i said give me a look at it, !!! and she showed me this tiny little coin purse, well i was not happy, and said what in the world made you think that tiny little purse was a bar...
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Father and Daughter
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A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be very socialist, and among other socialist ideals, was very much in favor of higher taxes to support more government programs, in other words redistribution of wealth. She was deep...
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