Just Joking

sucastja · sucastja

No need to thank me... just trying to keep friends informed and educated.

Firefly · Firefly

sucastja · sucastja

The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a U.S. Navy ship and the British authorities off the Scottish North coast. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees t...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

It could happen to any of us... "$5.37!" That's what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton's said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to gr...

sucastja · sucastja

David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!

_wombat_ · _wombat_

sucastja · sucastja

robell · robell

A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says,...

sucastja · sucastja

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She rep...

robell · robell

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...

robell · robell

CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN AN ELDERLY ITALIAN, CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful...

robell · robell

OLD F*RT PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old f*rt receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. # Old F*rts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old F*rts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing withou...

Dunco · Dunco

Someone had time on their hands

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This tim...

goinsoon · goinsoon

Dunno it just tickled my fancy

_wombat_ · _wombat_

[IMG]https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/wombat100/Gubby2.jpg[/IMG...

Firefly · Firefly

A blonde orders a beer. The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar. It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them. The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.Each time the blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third...

jimbo · jimbo

The daughter did, and her hands warmed up. The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said, 'My hands are freezing cold.' The girl replied, 'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in...

_wombat_ · _wombat_

Firefly · Firefly

(Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	How boobs got their name (Preview) No need to thank me... just trying to keep friends informed and educated.	sucastja	3	953	07:42 PM Jun 2, 2011 by sucastja
	You Want Me To Do What?? (Preview)	Firefly	3	840	07:38 PM Jun 2, 2011 by robell
	US Arrogance!! (Preview) The following is the transcript of an actual radio conversation in October 1995 between a U.S. Navy ship and the British authorities off the Scottish North coast. BRITISH: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the South to avoid collision. U.S. NAVY: Recommend you divert YOUR course 15 degrees t...	sucastja	1	662	07:34 PM Jun 2, 2011 by robell
	It could happen to anyone ..... (Preview) It could happen to any of us... "$5.37!" That's what the kid behind the counter at Tim Horton's said to me. I dug into my pocket and pulled out some lint and two dimes and something that used to be a Lifesaver. Having already handed the kid a five-spot, I started to head back out to the truck to gr...	Cruising Granny	3	1025	03:06 PM Jun 2, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	David Returns to Italy (Preview) David returns to Italy David Is To Be Returned To Italy .. A bit of cultural news for a welcome change. After a two year loan to the United States , Michelangelo's David is being returned to Italy His Proud Sponsors were: THIS WAS TOO FUNNY NOT TO SHARE!	sucastja	1	941	02:18 PM Jun 2, 2011 by goinsoon
	jonathan pic (Preview)	_wombat_	12	974	08:38 AM Jun 2, 2011 by _wombat_
	He slipped and fell officer. Honest!! (Preview)	sucastja	2	826	09:49 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
	AUSTRALIA (Preview) A Somalian arrives in Australia as a new immigrant. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says........ 'Thank you Mr. Australian for letting me in this country, giving me housing, money for food, free medical care, free education and no taxes!' The passer by says,...	robell	0	852	09:44 PM Jun 1, 2011 by robell
	Peanuts (Preview) A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up. After about 15 minutes, she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She rep...	sucastja	1	540	08:37 PM Jun 1, 2011 by Firefly
	Sex Starved (Preview) A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert . During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess tent. He asked the Sergeant why the camel was kept there. The nervous sergeant said, 'Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the po...	robell	2	1008	04:53 PM Jun 1, 2011 by goinsoon
	Good Samaritan (Preview) CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN AN ELDERLY ITALIAN, CATHOLIC GENTLEMAN An elderly Italian man who lived on the outskirts of Rimini , Italy , went to the local church for confession. When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, the man said: "Father, during World War II, a beautiful...	robell	0	647	09:48 PM May 31, 2011 by robell
	OLD FRTS (Preview) OLD FRT PRIDE I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old frt receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see. # Old Frts are easy to spot at sporting events; during the playing of the National Anthem. Old F*rts remove their caps and stand at attention and sing withou...	robell	0	821	09:39 PM May 31, 2011 by robell
	Why Osama Bin Laden had no chance of escaping (Preview) Someone had time on their hands	Dunco	2	837	04:30 PM May 31, 2011 by goinsoon
	Retirement (Preview) One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn were six old ladies, lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This tim...	Cruising Granny	6	1193	04:15 PM May 31, 2011 by goinsoon
	GOOD OLE HANGIN (Preview) Dunno it just tickled my fancy	goinsoon	2	820	04:09 PM May 31, 2011 by Cruising Granny
	gubby you thought (Preview) [IMG]https://i131.photobucket.com/albums/p294/wombat100/Gubby2.jpg[/IMG...	_wombat_	13	1269	11:34 AM May 31, 2011 by _wombat_
	A Blonde Orders A Beer..... (Preview) *A blonde orders a beer.* *The bartender fills the mug and slides it down the bar.* *It hits the blonde woman's breasts and splashes all over them.* *The bartender goes over, retrieves the mug and licks the beer off her breasts.Each time the* blonde calls for another beer this happens. So after the third...**	Firefly	1	943	07:40 AM May 31, 2011 by _wombat_
	Hope not too Hot! (Preview) *The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.* *The next day the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who said,* *'My hands are freezing cold.'* *The girl replied,* *'Put them between my legs and the warmth of my body will warm them up.. He did and warmed his hands. The following day the boyfriend was again in...*	jimbo	2	1203	05:14 PM May 30, 2011 by jimbo
	Jack pic (Preview)	_wombat_	1	805	09:34 AM May 30, 2011 by gubby
	Baby Boomer Test (Preview) (Have a paper and pencil handy to record your answers. Your mind isn't as sharp as it once was!) This is NOT a pushover test. It's a Baby Boomer era test! There are 19 questions. Average score is 12. This one will be difficult for the younger set. Have fun, but no peeking! Let us know your sco...	Firefly	29	1975	09:21 PM May 29, 2011 by Loffty
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