Just Joking

jimbo · jimbo

Subject: FW: Frogs Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS (Special Air Service) for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre ," asks one,"'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre . "I 'av 'ad ze most terrib...

Ma · Ma

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...

DKay · DKay

Can anyone identify with this ?

DKay · DKay

Can anyone identify with this ?

DKay · DKay

Can anyone identify with this ?

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

There's always one. Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typ...

Beth54 · Beth54

Poor Kitty!

sucastja · sucastja

A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Geelong footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "Hey mole, I've decided to become a Geelong supporter and I want this for Christmas". His si...

jimbo · jimbo

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Geelong and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Geelong fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Geelong fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. ... ......

sucastja · sucastja

A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Collingwood and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Collingwood fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one litt...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Mari...

slvajon · slvajon

They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening.They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.Des...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassurin...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ' It's golf balls ' ...Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him f...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

SLEEPING WITH MICK The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess an...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." Sh...

old briney · old briney

One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their sur...

Firefly · Firefly

robell · robell

Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are femal...

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	Frogs (Oooops! I am I allowed to say that? (Preview) Subject: FW: Frogs Two French paratroopers were seconded to the SAS (Special Air Service) for special training. After the first day they met up in the bar. "Ah, Pierre ," asks one,"'ow 'av you been doing?" "Merde!" answers Pierre . "I 'av 'ad ze most terrib...	jimbo	0	803	06:04 PM Oct 4, 2011 by jimbo
	PULL OVER DRIVER (Preview) An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...	Ma	1	983	06:14 PM Oct 2, 2011 by jules47
	Retirement #3 (Preview) Can anyone identify with this ?	DKay	0	914	05:08 PM Sep 30, 2011 by DKay
	Retirement #2 (Preview) Can anyone identify with this ?	DKay	0	813	05:05 PM Sep 30, 2011 by DKay
	Retirement (Preview) Can anyone identify with this ?	DKay	0	820	05:03 PM Sep 30, 2011 by DKay
	THERE'S ALWAYS ONE; (Preview) There's always one. Operator: "Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?" Caller: "Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect." Operator: "What sort of trouble??" Caller: "Well, I was just typ...	justcruisin01	1	1115	03:10 AM Sep 30, 2011 by jules47
	DRUNK CAT (Preview) Poor Kitty!	Beth54	0	748	05:31 PM Sep 29, 2011 by Beth54
	Collingwood vs Geelong Supporters - just for you Jimbo :) (Preview) A family of Collingwood supporters heads out one Saturday morning to do their Christmas shoplifting. While in Rebel Sports the son picks up a Geelong footy jumper and says to his 10 year old sister, "Hey mole, I've decided to become a Geelong supporter and I want this for Christmas". His si...	sucastja	2	1060	01:06 PM Sep 29, 2011 by jules47
	Geelong Fan (Preview) A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Geelong and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Geelong fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Geelong fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. ... ......	jimbo	3	877	06:21 AM Sep 29, 2011 by sucastja
	Collingwood Fan (Preview) A primary teacher starts a new job at a school in Collingwood and, trying to make a good impression on her first day, explains to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they, too, are Collingwood fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one litt...	sucastja	0	922	07:42 AM Sep 28, 2011 by sucastja
	TECHNOLOGY; (Preview)	justcruisin01	1	937	05:50 PM Sep 25, 2011 by jules47
	LIFE AFTER DEATH; (Preview) A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other if there is sex after death. Their biggest fear was that there was no after life at all. After a long life together, the husband was the first to die. True to his word, he made the first contact: " Marion ... Mari...	justcruisin01	0	925	08:57 PM Sep 24, 2011 by justcruisin01
	Never to Old (Preview) They met at the singles club meeting and discovered over time that they enjoyed each other's company.After several weeks of meeting for coffee, Claude asked Maude out for dinner and, much to his delight, she accepted. They had a lovely evening.They dined at the most romantic restaurant in town.Des...	slvajon	0	831	10:10 AM Sep 24, 2011 by slvajon
	CHINESE HONEYMOON (Preview) A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters. Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness. He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reassurin...	justcruisin01	2	1294	12:41 AM Sep 23, 2011 by Elle on Wheels
	BALLS; (Preview) A man got on the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, ' It's golf balls ' ...Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him f...	justcruisin01	0	957	10:40 PM Sep 22, 2011 by justcruisin01
	MICK; (Preview) SLEEPING WITH MICK The guys were on a bike tour. No one wanted to room with Mick, because he snored so badly. They decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so they voted to take turns. The first guy slept with Mick and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess an...	justcruisin01	2	1127	09:37 PM Sep 22, 2011 by Travel Bug
	TOAST; (Preview) John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, Between the legs of me wife!" That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night! He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night." Sh...	justcruisin01	1	954	09:35 PM Sep 22, 2011 by Travel Bug
	Court Case (Preview) One evening, after attending the theater, two gentlemen were walking down the avenue when they observed a rather well dressed and attractive young lady walking ahead of them. One of them turned to the other and remarked, "I'd give $250 to spend the night with that woman." Much to their sur...	old briney	0	889	05:11 PM Sep 21, 2011 by old briney
	Circle Flies (Preview)	Firefly	0	671	02:30 PM Sep 21, 2011 by Firefly
	Male or Female (Preview) Male or Female? You might not have known this...but a lot of non-living objects are actually either male or female. Here are some examples: FREEZER BAGS: They are male, because they hold everything in...but you can see right through them. PHOTOCOPIERS: These are femal...	robell	2	986	06:23 AM Sep 21, 2011 by jules47
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