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GOLF;
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The Golfer playing in Ireland hookedhis drive into the woods. Looking for his ball,he found a littleLeprechaun flat on his back, a big bump on his head and the golfer'sball beside him. Horrified, the golfer got his water bottle fromthe cart and poured it over the little guy,reviving him. 'Arrgh! Wh...
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Simple Truth
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SIMPLE TRUTH 1 Partners help each other undress before sex. However after sex, they always dress on their own. Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you're screwed. SIMPLE TRUTH 2 When a lady is pregnant, all her friends touch the stomach and saying "congrats". But, none of the...
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Talking Dog
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A young jackaroo from outback Queensland goes off to university, but Halfway through the semester he foolishly has squandered all of his money. He calls home. 'Dad,' he says, 'you won't believe what modern education is developing.. They actually have a program here in Brisbane that will teach our...
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Side Effects
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A TOUGH OLD COWBOY FROM SOUTH TEXAS COUNSELED HIS GRANDDAUGHTER THAT IF SHE WANTED TO LIVE A LONG LIFE, THE SECRET WAS TO SPRINKLE A PINCH OF GUN POWDER ON HER OATMEAL EVERY MORNING. THE GRANDDAUGHTER DID THIS RELIGIOUSLY TO THE AGE OF 103 WHEN SHE DIED. SHE LEFT BEHIN...
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WHAT'S IN A NAME?
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In pharmacology, all drugs have two names,A trade name & a generic name. For example, the trade name of penadole also has a generic name of paracetamol. Amoxil is also Amoxicillin & nurofen is Ibufrofin. The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After carefull consideration by...
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The Alice
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I saw a bumper sticker on a parked car in Sydney that read - 'I miss Alice Springs'. So I broke the windows, took the wireless and left half a dozen empty VB tinnies on the front seat with note that read, 'I hope this helps.'
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rockylizard
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Tea
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A man goes for a job on a building site. The foreman says, "Can you brew tea?" The man nods. "Good" says the foreman. "Can you drive a fork lift?" "Why?" says the man. "How big is the teapot?"
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Paddy
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Paddy walked into his local pub and said "free drinks all round, my wife just gave birth to our first - a baby boy!" "Congratulations" cried the mates in the bar "what have you called him, and what did he weigh?" "Well, we named him Patrick, after meself, and he we...
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A DIFFERENT WAY OF LOOKING AT THINGS;
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DIFFERENT WAYS OF LOOKING AT THINGS Two guys were discussing popular family trends on sex, marriage, and Family values. Bill said, 'I didn't sleep with my wife before we got married, did you?' Larry replied, 'I'm not sure, what was her maiden name?' _________________________________________...
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Gay Flight Attendent...
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THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT Qantas ? THE GAY FLIGHT ATTENDANT (This one is too funny to not forward.) My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishi...
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Chinese Hurrymoonnnn!!
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A young Chinese couple get married....... She's a virgin & they are both waiters ...Truth be told, he is a virgin too, but she doesn't know that. On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undresses in the darkness.He climbs into bed next to her and tries to be reass...
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Chinese divorce
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young chinese couple get divorced She went back to Peeking , and we went back to wanking
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Subject: Dynamite...
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A body builder takes off his shirt and the blonde says, 'What a great chest you have. He tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.' He takes off his pants and the blonde says, 'What massive calves you have.' The body builder tells her, 'That's 100 lbs. of dynamite, baby.' He then removes his underwe...
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Hoodathunkit
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Financial Planning
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Fred was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune. One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he...
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at the vet
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The scene. A row of dog cages. In one cage is an American pit bull. Next to it is a German shepard. The shepard turns to the pit bull. "Unt vot are you in ziss place for my American friend!" The pit bull looks up at the other dog. "Oh, hi Fritz. Well I've been with this family for nearly three y...
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Snotty Receptionist
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Yesterday I had an appointment to see the urologist for a prostate exam. Of course I was a bit on edge because all my friends have either gone under the knife or had those pellets implanted. The waiting room was filled with patients. As I approached the receptionist's desk, I noticed that the reception...
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6 Hours !!!
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Six Hours! The Jewish man said, "Last week, my wife and I had great sex. I rubbed her body all over with schmaltz (chicken fat), we made passionate love, and she screamed for five full minutes at the end!" The Frenchman boasted, "Last week my wife & I had sex, I rubbed her body all ov...
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Hoodathunkit
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The Defective Parrot
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The Defective Parrot. A guy is browsing in a pet shop, and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot.?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way. I'm a defective parrot.' 'Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actu...
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Spanish Teacher
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A SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish, unlike English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine. 'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.' A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?' Instead of giving the ans...
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Banned!!!!!
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RETIRED HUSBAND After I retired, my wife insisted that I accompany her on her trips to Target. Unfortunately, like most men, I found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out. Equally unfortunate, my wife is like most women - she loves to browse. Yesterday my dear wife received the followi...
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