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The Vibrator
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As a woman passed her daughter's closed bedroom door, she heard a strange buzzing noise coming from within. Opening the door, she observed her daughter with a vibrator. Shocked, she asked: 'what in the world are you doing?' The daughter replied: 'mom, I'm thirty-five years old, unmarried, and this...
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Little Johnny.... again
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Little Johnny The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited. Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on salesmanship. ... Little Sally led off. "I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly, "My sales app...
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Hmmmmmmmm
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TITANIC!
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TITANIC - AN AMAZING FACTAfter 100 years lying on the sea bed, Irish divers were amazed to findthat the Titanic's swimming pool was still full...
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FRIDGE NOT WORKING;
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The wife left a note on the fridge. "Its not working, I cant take it anymore! Gone to stay at my Dads." I opened the fridge, the light came on and the beer was cold.... Not sure what she was talking about!
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THE IRISH
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-- Edited by wild bull on Saturday 28th of July 2012 03:29:25 PM
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Watcha Doin' ?
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Click on photo to enlarge it... -- Edited by Big Gorilla on Saturday 28th of July 2012 11:44:43 AM
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School
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Tinman
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The Lotto
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Two Thai girls asked me if I'd like to go bed with them - they said it would be just like winning the lotto! I agreed, and they were right. We all stripped off and, to my horror, we had six matching balls!
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The Centipede
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A single guy decided life would be more fun if he had a pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a talking centipede, which came in a little white box to use for his house. He took the box back home, found a good spot for the...
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Blonde mortician
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A man who just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. T...
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THE GENIE
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THE GENIEA man walks into a bar with a paper bag. He sits down and places the bag on the counter. The bartender walks up and asks what's in the bag. The man reaches into the bag and pulls out a little man, about one foot high and sets him on the counter. He reaches back into the bag and pulls out a small piano, s...
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Cartoons
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The Lighterside OfGetting Old Cartoons
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ooops!!!
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels...
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MOBILES ON THE TRAIN;
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After a busy day I settled down in the train from Waterloo for a nap as far as my destination at Winchester, when the chap sitting near mehauled out his mobile and started up: "Hi darling, it's Peter, I'm on the train - yes, I know it's the 6.30 not the 4.30 but I had a long meeting - no, not with that fl...
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FINANCIAL PLANNING;
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Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed to find a wife with whom to share his fortune. One evening, at an investment meeting, he spotted the most beautiful w...
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pub talk;
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I was in a pub the other night and saw two rather large girls by the bar.They both had strange accents so I said, Hello, are you two girls from Scotland?One of them screamed, It's WALES you f**king idiot!So I immediately apologized and said, Sorry, are you two whales from Scotland? I expect to be releas...
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Loving Husband
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A Scotsman and his wife walked past a swanky new restaurant. "Did you smell that food?" she asked. "Incredible!" Being a kind-hearted Scot and an loving husband, he thought: "What the heck, I'll treat her!" So they walked past the restaurant again.
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Those of you who have pets.
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FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO HAVE PETS, THIS IS A TRUE STORY For those of you who do not have pets, this is also a true story.The following was found posted very low on a refrigerator door: Dear Dogs and Cats: The dishes on the floor with the paw prints are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and c...
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