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Time Machine
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Time Machine Barak Obama and Julia Gillard are shown a time machine which can see 100 years into the future. They both decide to test it by asking a question each. Barak goes first. "What will the USA be like in 100 years time?" The machine whirs and beeps and goes into action and gives him a...
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Some funny caravan pictures I sw\tumbled on
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http://www.thetruthguide.com/funnycaravans.html
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petengail
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Navy Boat new paint job.
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New paint job thanks to Rudd & Gillard
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HOOK
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Kiwi
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JUST BLOND;
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- A blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid. So, she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, rig...
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THIS WILL DRIVE YOU CRAZY
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This website has a bike you can play with - scroll down and click on purple screen after you open the website. It will drive you nuts. Hit refresh if you freeze it after you crash. http://www.batteryguru.com.au/32.html
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Food For THought
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It's Good To Be A Woman
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(Hope this hasn't already been on the forum.) It's good to be a woman because: 1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses. 3. Taxis stop for us. 4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. 5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever r...
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Brenda and Alan
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SATNAV;
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I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life Its better than the normal ones My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions Especially how to drive "It's thirty miles an hour", it says &quo...
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Medication
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25% of the women in Australia are on medication for mental illness. That's scary! It means 75% are running around untreated.
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SENIOUR WOMAN
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A mature lady gets pulled over for speeding... Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer? Traffic Cop: Yes ma'am, I'm afraid you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see.Traffic Cop: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: Well, I would give it to you but I don't have one. Traffic Cop: Don't have one?...
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Giving blood
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better than a flu shot
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Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married,she was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room, she invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea As he sat facing her o...
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Really touching Xmas story
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I know I'm not the most romantic person, but I have to admit, I found this story really touching. A couple was Christmas shopping at the mall on Christmas Eve and the mall was packed. Walking through the mall the surprised wife looked up and noticed her husband was no where around and she was very upse...
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British Humour
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BRITISH HUMOUR IS DELIGHTFULLY DIFFERENT These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers: FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.8 years old, Hateful little bastard. Bites!___________________________________________FREE PUPPIES1/2 ****er Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor'...
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Can You Read This ? Human Brain At Work
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Medicare Ozzie Style
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The phone rings and the lady of the house answers, "Hello." "Mrs. Sanders, please." "Speaking." "Mrs. Sanders, this is Doctor Jones at Saint Agnes Laboratory. When your husband's doctor sent his biopsy to the lab last week, a biopsy from another Mr. Sander...
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Recoup
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Pianist
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet
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New Exercise Routine
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The older we get the more important it is to incorporate exercise intoour daily routine. This is necessary to maintain cardiovascular healthand maintain muscle mass.If you're over 40, you might want to take it easy at first, then domore repetitions as you become more proficient and build stamina....
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Diamonds
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I asked my wife what she would like for a Christmas present, she replied quote " something thats got lots of diamonds" I have just bought her a beautiful pack of playing cards.
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