Just Joking

Cupie · Cupie

Old Timers Bar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Maroochydore. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, '...

Cruising Granny · Cruising Granny

For all my fellow travellers: MY SATNAV I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It does more than the normal one My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions On exactly how to drive "It's th...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Women like silent men, they think they are listening.

hammer · hammer

Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Schooner of New" The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The...

hammer · hammer

A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. 'You are all part of our team now', said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees'. The cannibals promised th...

bill12 · bill12

Grey nomad is in a bar and sees a nice lady about the same age. "would you like a glass " he says. "yes" she says. "I need one toput my teeth in!" Loa. Bill

hammer · hammer

Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight...

barina · barina

Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off. I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHT BULB! I'M A LIGHT BULB!" Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts &qu...

jimbo · jimbo

FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a wo...

barina · barina

While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world. And then He smiled and made the earth round

Zoomtopz · Zoomtopz

I was at a show over th w/end . This bloke had seven blokes hypnotised . Had them doing all sorts of Weird & funny thingo's He dropped his microphone . Said ---- me!!! What happened next , will stay with me for th rest of my life. Richo

barina · barina

A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR AND SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTS BACK, "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY B*****D!!"

gerard gue · gerard gue

Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the coun...

barina · barina

An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...

gerard gue · gerard gue

barina · barina

It was entertainment night at the local Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A painter by the name of Paddy Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to him in the town of Doolin, County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses. One day, a beautiful young Engl...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

The Night Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she s...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says... "You remind me of my little toe" She replies, "What?... You Mean I'm small and cute?" He says "No, I`ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't Help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .....' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ire...

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	Grey Nomads (Preview) Old Timers Bar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Maroochydore. They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, '...	Cupie	2	1154	06:40 AM May 25, 2012 by Cruising Granny
	MY SATNAV (Preview) For all my fellow travellers: MY SATNAV I have a little Satnav It sits there in my car A Satnav is a driver's friend It tells you where you are I have a little Satnav I've had it all my life It does more than the normal one My Satnav is my wife It gives me full instructions On exactly how to drive "It's th...	Cruising Granny	0	833	11:26 PM May 23, 2012 by Cruising Granny
	I am being brave. (Preview) Women like silent men, they think they are listening.	Peterpan	2	911	11:58 PM May 23, 2012 by bill12
	Best Bar Joke ever (Preview) Guy goes into a bar, there's a robot bartender. The robot says, "What will you have?" The guy says, "Schooner of New" The robot brings back the best beer ever and says to the man, "What's your IQ?" The guy says," 168." The...	hammer	4	1467	11:34 PM May 23, 2012 by Comebak-Wilson
	The Admin Chick (Preview) A big mining company recently hired several cannibals. 'You are all part of our team now', said the HR manager during the welcoming briefing. 'You get all the usual benefits and you can go to the cafeteria for something to eat, but please don't eat any of the other employees'. The cannibals promised th...	hammer	1	943	11:29 PM May 23, 2012 by Cruising Granny
	grey nomad pick up line. (Preview) Grey nomad is in a bar and sees a nice lady about the same age. "would you like a glass " he says. "yes" she says. "I need one toput my teeth in!" Loa. Bill	bill12	1	1074	05:26 AM May 22, 2012 by Travel Bug
	This is your Captain speaking (Preview) Shortly after a British Airways flight had reached its cruising altitude, the captain announced: 'Ladies and Gentlemen, this is your Captain. Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from London Heathrow to Toronto . The weather ahead is good, so we should have a smooth uneventful flight...	hammer	0	831	03:08 AM May 19, 2012 by hammer
	to be sure (Preview) Paddy and Murphy are working on a building site. Paddy says to Murphy "I'm gonna have the day off. I'm gonna pretend I'm mad!" He climbs up the rafters, hangs upside down and shouts "I'M A LIGHT BULB! I'M A LIGHT BULB!" Murphy watches in amazement! The Foreman shouts &qu...	barina	0	871	02:56 AM May 18, 2012 by barina
	Happy Life! If only. (Preview) FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW TO A HAPPY LIFE: 1. It's important to have a woman who helps at home, cooks from time to time, cleans up, and has a job. 2. It's important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3. It's important to have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you. 4. It's important to have a wo...	jimbo	0	811	08:22 PM May 16, 2012 by jimbo
	Design mishap (Preview) *While creating women, God promised men that good and obedient wives would be found in all corners of the world.* *And then He smiled and made the earth round*	barina	0	815	04:20 AM May 16, 2012 by barina
	Another Hypnotist (Preview) I was at a show over th w/end . This bloke had seven blokes hypnotised . Had them doing all sorts of Weird & funny thingo's He dropped his microphone . Said ---- me!!! What happened next , will stay with me for th rest of my life. Richo	Zoomtopz	0	629	10:32 PM May 15, 2012 by Zoomtopz
	I bequeath you!!!!!!! (Preview) A BLOKE SAT IN HIS ARMCHAIR AND SHOUTS TO HIS WIFE, "WHEN I DIE I'M GOING TO LEAVE EVERYTHING TO YOU LOVE!" SHE SHOUTS BACK, "YOU ALREADY DO, YOU LAZY B*****D!!"	barina	0	802	02:57 AM May 15, 2012 by barina
	SPREAD THE STUPIDITY (Preview) Why do supermarkets make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front. Why do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke. Why do banks leave vault doors open and then chain the pens to the coun...	gerard gue	0	924	02:33 AM May 15, 2012 by gerard gue
	A Lecture!!!! (Preview) An elderly man was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.The man replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer then asked, "Really...	barina	0	864	03:36 AM May 13, 2012 by barina
	special breed of dogs indeed !!!!! (Preview)	gerard gue	1	742	04:13 PM May 12, 2012 by kandagal
	The Hypnotist..... (Preview) It was entertainment night at the local Senior Citizens Centre. Claude the hypnotist explained: "I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience." The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch...	barina	1	816	09:00 PM May 11, 2012 by jimbo
	IRISH PAINTER; (Preview) A painter by the name of Paddy Murphy, while not a brilliant scholar, was a gifted portrait artist. Over a short number of years, his fame grew and soon people from all over Ireland were coming to him in the town of Doolin, County Clare, to get him to paint their likenesses. One day, a beautiful young Engl...	justcruisin01	1	1006	02:40 AM May 10, 2012 by Pam
	THE NIGHT NURSE; (Preview) The Night Nurse A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she s...	justcruisin01	0	957	04:46 AM May 9, 2012 by justcruisin01
	A PICKUP LINE; (Preview) A bloke was standing at a bar and a beautiful woman was beside him so he leans over and says... "You remind me of my little toe" She replies, "What?... You Mean I'm small and cute?" He says "No, I`ll probably bang you on the coffee table later when I'm drunk"	justcruisin01	0	699	04:44 AM May 9, 2012 by justcruisin01
	IRISH WOMEN; (Preview) TWO IRISH WOMEN IN A BAR Two women were sitting next to each other in a bar. After a while, one looks at the other and says, 'I can't Help but think, from listening to you, that you're from Ireland .....' The other woman responds proudly, 'Yes, I sure am!' The first one says, 'So am I! And whereabouts in Ire...	justcruisin01	0	932	04:42 AM May 9, 2012 by justcruisin01
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