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Conspiracy Theory
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THIS IS HAPPENING RIGHT HERE IN OUR OWN COUNTRY! We Must Stop This Immediately! Have you noticed that stairs are getting steeper. Groceries are heavier. And, everything is further away. Yesterday I walked to the corner and I was dumbfounded to discover how long our street had bec...
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Cancel your credit cartds BEFORE you die...
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Cancel your credit card before you die..........(hilarious!) Now some people are really stupid!!!! Be sure and cancel your credit cards before you die. This is so priceless, and so, so easy to see happening, customer service being what it is today. A lady died this past January, and Citibank bi...
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Fifty Sheds of Grey !!!
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The novel "Fifty Shades Of Grey" has seduced women - and baffled blokes. Now a book,FiftyShedsOf Grey, offers a treat for the men. The book has author Colin Grey recounting his love encounters at the bottom of the garden. Here are some extracts... FiftyShedsOf Grey We tried various posit...
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Trevor's Folding Chair (Sound Needed)
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This is funny, been around before but still funny to hear again, sound needed, see; http://www.youtube.com/embed/2kpjnGWPmj0
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Duh
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How to jump a caravan or four
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Av3jaPlZHM
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OIL CHANGE;
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Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper. 3) 15 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.0...
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Where are your Pants?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T0Wc8RQNtWU#!
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Called in Dead!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=sJgDYdA8dio
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HYPNOTIST;
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It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre. After the community sing song led by Alice at the piano It was time for the Star of the Show- Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the sam...
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NORMA;
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>> >> HOW IS NORMA? >> >>> >> A sweet grandmother >> telephoned St. Joseph 's Hospital. She timidly asked, >> "Is it possible to speak to someone >> who can tell me how a patient is doing?" >> >> The operator said, >&...
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Sensitivity?
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Three Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:Mongrel, Coot and Bluey . As they start their descent, Coot slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly... As the ambulance takes the body away, Bluey says, 'Well, bugger me, someone's gotta go and tell Coot's wife.' Mongrel says...
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Three Women
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total makeover. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new makeup; buys several new outfits and...
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van ideas
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Recoup
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Rubbish Bin
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A refuse collector in Cairns , Australia , is driving along a street picking up the wheelie bins and emptying them into his compactor. He goes to one house where the bin hasn't been left out, and in the spirit of kindness, and after having a quick look about for the bin, he gets out of his truck goes to the f...
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HALF PRICE;
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A husband and wife are shopping in their local Coles. The husband picks up a case of Tooheys New and puts it in their trolley. 'What do you think you're doing?' asks the wife. 'They're on sale, only $40 for 24 cans' he replies. 'Put them back, we can't afford them' demands the wife, and so they carry on shop...
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When God Made Terry
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What the Tags on Clothing are for
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Breast Cancer T Shirt
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iPad
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I was visiting my daughter and son-in-law last night when I asked if I could borrow a newspaper. 'This is the 21st century, old man,' he said. 'We don't waste money on newspapers. Here, you can borrow my i-Pad.' I can tell you, that bloody fly never knew what hit it...
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could live in your street!
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Makes you think - AUSTRALIAN IDIOT SIGHTINGS. IDIOT SIGHTING 1: I went through the McDonald's driveway window and I gave the cashier a $5 note. ...
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