Just Joking

DandS · DandS

A small boy rushes home from school and says "Dad, I've got the best part in the school play, Im going to be a man who has been married for 25 years." His Dad looks at him and replies, "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"

Magnarc · Magnarc

A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams. Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said, "What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?" After all the laughter d...

HOOK · HOOK

If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

. A Kiwi Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.

reglynn · reglynn

I hope this has copyed over all right. BRAIN FARTS : CLICK

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_ec1jYH-M

gerard gue · gerard gue

An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONE...

valiant81 · valiant81

Subject: Colonoscopy Journal ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showe...

2weis · 2weis

The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

nomadic1 · nomadic1

When you want to use the F Word...

petengail · petengail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwT7sHVB7s

Nordic · Nordic

To all the grey Nomads out there we wish you a very Mery Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with lots of new adventures and safe travels wherever you may roam have a great one everone cheers Nordic the ''wandering wrinklies''

sarg · sarg

Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Lucinda.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his Coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red Roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the Heart closed again. It was a...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to sta...

petengail · petengail

I may have posted this ages ago but I laugh every time I see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgRzytxGV8I

petengail · petengail

This is what you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7Ut89pOxg

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Condom factory burns down in New Zealand : The Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. Its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a m...

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	Part in a Play (Preview) A small boy rushes home from school and says "Dad, I've got the best part in the school play, Im going to be a man who has been married for 25 years." His Dad looks at him and replies, "Never mind Son. Maybe next time you'll get a speaking part !!"	DandS	1	771	04:44 AM Dec 16, 2012 by pauline
	Quick answer (Preview) A high school teacher informed the class that there would no excuses for not being present for the next day's exams. Unless there is a nuclear explosion, you will be at school tomorrow. A smart arse 15yr old said, "What if I am suffering from sexual exhaustion miss?" After all the laughter d...	Magnarc	2	835	07:04 AM Dec 15, 2012 by Nomad246
	swine flu warning. (Preview) If you get an email telling you that you can catch swine 'flu from tins of ham then delete it. It's spam.	HOOK	4	1097	05:28 AM Dec 14, 2012 by Nomad246
	brilliant; (Preview) . A Kiwi Muslim was caught having sex with a sheep today. He said it was islamb and he could do what he wanted with it.	justcruisin01	3	987	07:26 PM Dec 13, 2012 by dazren
	Brain #arts (Preview) I hope this has copyed over all right. BRAIN FARTS : CLICK	reglynn	3	819	07:07 PM Dec 13, 2012 by Pinto
	Now lots of us nomads like to spend a bit of time on the water (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS_ec1jYH-M	petengail	2	944	04:55 AM Dec 13, 2012 by justcruisin01
	The Ugly Frog (Preview) An older lady was somewhat lonely and decided she needed a pet to keep her company. So, off to the pet shop she went. She searched and searched. None of the pets seemed to catch her interest, except this ugly frog. As she walked by the jar he was in, she looked and he winked at her. He whispered, 'I'M SO LONE...	gerard gue	0	958	03:29 AM Dec 11, 2012 by gerard gue
	Subject: Colonoscopy Journal. (Preview) Subject: Colonoscopy Journal ABOUT THE WRITER Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humour columnist for the Miami Herald.Colonoscopy Journal: I called my friend Andy Sable, a gastroenterologist, to make an appointment for a colonoscopy. A few days later, in his office, Andy showe...	valiant81	1	956	02:12 AM Dec 11, 2012 by nomadic1
	politically incorrect (Preview) The human body has 7 trillion nerves. My wife manages to get on every f----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------	2weis	0	982	08:58 PM Dec 8, 2012 by 2weis
	When you want to use the F... word (Preview) When you want to use the F Word...	nomadic1	7	978	06:05 AM Dec 8, 2012 by nomadic1
	Off Road Caravan Racing (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEwT7sHVB7s	petengail	1	910	05:52 AM Dec 8, 2012 by justcruisin01
	MERRY CHRISTMAS (Preview) To all the grey Nomads out there we wish you a very Mery Christmas and a wonderful New Year filled with lots of new adventures and safe travels wherever you may roam have a great one everone cheers Nordic the ''wandering wrinklies''	Nordic	0	802	12:31 AM Dec 7, 2012 by Nordic
	OLD TIMERS BAR (Preview) Old TimersBar Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Lucinda.They turned a corner and see a sign that says, 'Old Timer's Bar - all drinks 10 cents! They look at each other, and then go in, thinking this is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room...	sarg	0	859	05:16 PM Dec 6, 2012 by sarg
	HEART SURGEON'S FUNERAL; (Preview) One of the city's top cardiac specialists died. At his funeral, his Coffin was placed in front of a huge replica of a heart made of red Roses. When the pastor finished the sermon and everyone said their Good-byes, the large heart opened up, the coffin rolled inside, and the Heart closed again. It was a...	justcruisin01	1	1098	09:14 PM Dec 6, 2012 by dazren
	FLAT STOMACH (Preview) A little boy walks into his parents' room to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.. The son sees his mom and asks, 'What were you and Dad doing?' The mother replies, 'Well, y...	justcruisin01	1	927	05:13 PM Dec 6, 2012 by Pam
	BLONDE IN CHURCH; (Preview) An Alabama pastor said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan.This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who said this to sta...	justcruisin01	1	846	05:13 PM Dec 6, 2012 by Pam
	Just give it a bit more power (Preview) I may have posted this ages ago but I laugh every time I see it https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgRzytxGV8I	petengail	0	842	09:40 PM Dec 4, 2012 by petengail
	If you go to YouTube and type in Camping Disasters (Preview) This is what you get https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rm7Ut89pOxg	petengail	0	802	09:34 PM Dec 4, 2012 by petengail
	KIWI CONDOMS; (Preview) Condom factory burns down in New Zealand : The Prime Minister of New Zulland, is awoken at 4am by the telephone. Its the hilth Munister here. Sorry to bother you at this hour but there is an emergincy!! I've jist received word thet the Durex factory en Aucklind hes burned to the ground. It is istimated...	justcruisin01	0	997	06:14 AM Dec 4, 2012 by justcruisin01
	THEORETICALLY V REALISTICALLY; (Preview) A small boy has a school homework question to answer, so he asks his father " Hey Dad, what's the difference between 'theoretically' and 'realistically'?" His Dad thinks for a while and then says "Right-o son.....go and ask your mother if she'd sleep with David Beckham for a m...	justcruisin01	0	764	06:12 AM Dec 4, 2012 by justcruisin01
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