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old age
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And then it is another year.... You know. . . time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years. It seems just yesterday that I was young, and embarking on my new life. And yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the years went. But I know that I have lived them...
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Christmas
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A man in Brisbane calls his son in Adelaide two days before Christmas and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Geez Dad, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stan...
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A Beauty - for the Fishermen!!!
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A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this ro...
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Kiki Dee
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JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN
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JENNY CRAIG ~ FOR MEN A guy calls the company and orders their 5 day - 5kg weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and standing before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babefrom J.C. Dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck.. The sign reads, '...
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Irish Jokes
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Irish Jokes. A bloke at a horse race whispers to Paddy, "Do you want the winner of the next race?" Paddy replies "No tanks, I've only got a small garden." Paddy and Mick found 3 hand grenades and decided to take them to the police station. Mick "What if one explodes before we g...
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HOOK
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Proof of Global Warming
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HOOK
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The caravanners lament!!
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Probably been seen by many - but here it is again - an oldie but a goodie There was movement at the station, so wrote a famous man But how did the Banjo know this? P'haps he towed a caravan. Perhaps Banjo had been woken, in a van park from his sleep Some two hours before the sunrise, by strange noises from...
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VEET Hair Removal for Men
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Nearly wet myself reading this one This is an actual review on amazon.co.UK for Veet Hair Removal for Men... A. Chappell This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200ml (Personal Care) After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and...
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Dear God
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rockylizard
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Sue’s DIARY ON A CRUISE SHIP
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DEAR DIARY - DAY 1 All packed for the cruise ship -- all my nicest dresses, swimsuits, short sets. Really, really exciting. Our local Red Hat chapter - The Late Bloomers decidedon this "all-girls" trip. It will be my first one - and I can't wait! --------------------------...
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IRISH INSURANCE;
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Irish Fire Insurance A man and his wife moved back home to Cork , from London. The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in Britain was £2000.00 a year! When they arrived in Cork , they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg. The agent looked it up on the computer and...
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FIVE RULES;
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FIVE RULES FOR MEN TO FOLLOW FOR A HAPPY LIFE:1. Have a woman who helps at home, cooks, cleans up and has a job.2. Have a woman who can make you laugh.3. Have a woman who you can trust, and doesn't lie to you.4. Have a woman who is good in bed, and likes to be with you. 5. And most important, ensure that these fo...
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Paddy
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Paddy tells Mick he's thinking of buying a Labrador. F**k off says Mick, "have you seen how many of their owners go blind?"
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rockylizard
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The Good Life
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Tony and Yvonne were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they carefully watched their pennies. Though not young, they were both in very good health, largely due to Yvonne's insistence on healthy foods and exercise fo...
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Signs on Doors
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Sign over a Gynecologist's Office:"Dr. Jones, at your cervix." ************************** In a Podiatrist's office: "Time wounds all heels." ************************** On a Septic Tank Truck: Yesterday's Meals on Wheels ************************** At a Proctolog...
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sucastja
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Turkey
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Shot my first turkey yesterday. Scared the hell out of everyone in the frozen food section.
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rockylizard
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Birth & Pain
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A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon their arrival, the doctor said that the hospital was testing an amazing new high-tech machine that would transfer a portion of the mother's labour pain to the baby's father. He asked if they were interested. Both said they were v...
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Smart kid Eric...
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As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers.I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.As he was walking away, I called af...
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50 shades of Frankston.
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As I stood in line at Centrelink thinking up reasons why I couldnt work a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, sweat and Lynx Africa. I turned and there he was, Dwayne, with his pants half way down his arse, our eyes met and even though he only had one tattoo I yearned for hi...
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