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Compassion
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A Wife came Home early and found her Husband in their Bedroom making love to a very Attractive Young Woman. She was very Upset. "You are a Disrespectful Pig!" she Cried."How dare you do this to me a Faithful Wife, the Mother of your Children! I'm Leaving you. I want a Divorce, NOW!"The Husband calmly re...
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1 in a million..
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Pure bred..
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Bloody trap..
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I tripped over on my wife's bra this morning.Obviously it was a booby trap.
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Almost..
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3 Irish men..
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A Poor Man
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Southern Cruizer
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Would have to be the US atm.
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The wrestler.
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Paddy, whilst wandering around the fair, comes across a tent with a bloke out front with a microphone. Next to him is a 7 foot tall man mountain called Slugger. "Any of you brave chaps can go one three minute round with Slugger without being counted out will get a hundred bucks." Paddy, being a bit light o...
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THE NIGHT NURSE...
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A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......
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One for the teachers about to start holidays...
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...
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Crowbar,,
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Murphy's Law..
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At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...
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Bagpipes..
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BagpipesI love this story. Lay down what's bothering you, breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f...
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Still...
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..
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78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way yo...
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Hiring Issues Solved in Calgary
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Farting
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Southern Cruizer
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No ears
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Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His d...
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Sammy..
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Paul Bruty ˇ Shared with Your friends Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they wi...
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