Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...

dorian · dorian

https://iitnotablealumni.com/jim-jordan-bathroom-blunder/

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...

anolphart · anolphart

anolphart · anolphart

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...

Whenarewethere · Whenarewethere

A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last nig...

Bobdown · Bobdown

How To Tell If Your EV is Fully Charged

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent....SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: Its logic...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Husband called his wife on the phone:Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	24 Hours.. (Preview) A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...	aussie_paul	0	400	08:51 PM Oct 18, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Two prawns.. (Preview) Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...	aussie_paul	0	357	08:49 PM Oct 18, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Pollie accidentlly locks himself in his own toilet (Preview) https://iitnotablealumni.com/jim-jordan-bathroom-blunder/	dorian	0	579	06:59 AM Oct 18, 2023 by dorian
	Joke or I digress.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	2	830	08:08 AM Oct 17, 2023 by dorian
	Beware.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	578	07:15 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	This bloke.. (Preview) This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...	aussie_paul	0	555	05:32 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Senior Golf.. (Preview) Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...	aussie_paul	0	469	05:29 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a crowded city.. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	aussie_paul	0	444	05:28 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	In a crowded city.. (Preview) In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and wit...	aussie_paul	0	376	05:26 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Aqua-thermal.. (Preview) I called an old school friend and asked what was he doing. He replied that he is working on "Aqua-thermal treatment of ceramics, aluminium and steel under a constrained environment".I was impressed......On further enquiring I learnt that he was washing dishes with hot water .......Under his wife...	aussie_paul	0	367	05:24 PM Oct 16, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Having a crack at Bathurst (Preview)	anolphart	4	709	12:06 PM Oct 16, 2023 by yobarr
	Emigrating (Preview)	anolphart	2	699	03:35 PM Oct 14, 2023 by Craig1
	Large donation.. (Preview) A church is handing around the donations box. To entice more donations, the priest says: Whoever donates the most money for the church can choose three hymns at the end of the service.The box makes its way back to the Priest and he looks through it. Shocked, he pulls out a cheque: Who donated $1000?!An o...	aussie_paul	0	572	11:39 AM Oct 13, 2023 by aussie_paul
	$528 electricity bill or $528 million boat stuff-up (Preview) A little bit of miscalculated management. The $528 million Australian Antarctic icebreaker RSV Nuyina is too big to fit under Hobart's Tasman Bridge. The boat now needs to travel hundreds of kilometres north to refuel.	Whenarewethere	5	926	10:30 AM Oct 13, 2023 by peter67
	I need advice!! (Preview) I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs: The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up. Plus, she goes out with the girls a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, last nig...	aussie_paul	2	777	10:39 AM Oct 12, 2023 by peter67
	EV charging (Preview) How To Tell If Your EV is Fully Charged	Bobdown	9	1446	06:14 AM Oct 12, 2023 by dorian
	There were two nuns.. (Preview) One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent....SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: Its logic...	aussie_paul	0	595	07:18 PM Oct 11, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Clever wife.. (Preview) Husband called his wife on the phone:Honey Ive been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. Were leaving from office & Ill swing by the house to pick m...	aussie_paul	1	646	08:02 PM Oct 10, 2023 by grahos
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	555	06:45 PM Oct 10, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Man flue.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	5	875	12:36 PM Oct 10, 2023 by Whenarewethere
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