Just Joking

Hoodathunkit · Hoodathunkit

Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...

Duh · Duh

Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...

Pete49 · Pete49

I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete

Pinto · Pinto

Pinto · Pinto

An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Deer · Deer

Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."

Bucko · Bucko

The paperback version of "understanding women" is now out.

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

REMEMBER TO WEAR A HELMET !!

barina · barina

RetirementThe longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes! An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

Bill12 has been reading my blog and spotted a piece about why men prefer guns to women. It was sent to me by an 87 y/o mate from North Carolina. Bill suggested I post it here. The list is in reverse order: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #09 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're o...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.... I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.&quo...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each b...

Beth54 · Beth54

A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Th...

Landfall · Landfall

What goes from -100 in less than 4.5secs? My wifes bathroom scales. Ken

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

The importance of having an occupation after retirement. Aswe get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage t...

Rip and Rosie · Rip and Rosie

A young GP starts his career in a small country practise.One of his patients was a woman in her then early 30's who called in regularly wiith various ailments.He treated her ailments with all the quiet bedside manner expected of him.As the years rolled by the woman called every day "Dr have you g...

petengail · petengail

I stole this from another forum... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6a8Eimr-fm0

rockylizard · rockylizard

An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly a...

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	Drivers License (Preview) Drivers LicenseMy neighbor was working in his yard when he was startled by a late model car that came crashing through his hedge and ended up in his front lawn.He rushed to help an elderly lady driver out of the car and sat her down on a lawn chair "My goodness," he said with excitement, "...	Hoodathunkit	0	819	05:49 PM Mar 7, 2013 by Hoodathunkit
	Old Timers Bar & 4 Old Guys (Preview) Four old retired guys are walking down a street in Yuma , Arizona . They turn a corner and see a sign that says, "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents." They look at each other and then go in, thinking, This is too good to be true. The old bartender says in a voice that carries across the room, "...	Duh	2	872	02:08 AM Mar 7, 2013 by Duh
	wedding (Preview) I dont normally post links as I find it irritating but this one is a laugh ...best of all nobody got hurt or used foul language probably laughing too hard http://www.flixxy.com/wedding-ceremony..htm Pete	Pete49	2	1222	06:03 AM Mar 5, 2013 by bronnie
	Physical exam 2 (Preview)	Pinto	0	705	08:53 PM Mar 3, 2013 by Pinto
	Physical exam (Preview) An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was a...	Pinto	0	617	07:22 PM Mar 3, 2013 by Pinto
	Aunty Acid... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	0	796	12:40 AM Mar 3, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	serious eBay warning (Preview) Warning about E-bay:If you buy stuff on line, check out the seller carefully. Be careful what you purchase on eBay.A friend has just spent $100 on a penis enlarger. Bastards sent him a magnifying glass.The only instructions said, "Do not use in direct sunlight."	Deer	1	689	09:35 PM Mar 2, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Understanding women (Preview) The paperback version of "understanding women" is now out.	Bucko	4	812	05:29 AM Mar 2, 2013 by Bucko
	SECRET TO A LONG AND HAPPY MARRIAGE... (Preview)	Big Gorilla	0	673	08:42 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	As We Get Older !!! (Preview) REMEMBER TO WEAR A HELMET !!	Big Gorilla	1	745	11:11 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Pinto
	retirement (Preview) RetirementThe longer you've been married, the funnier this becomes! An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's...	barina	3	970	11:09 PM Mar 1, 2013 by Pinto
	Bill12 made me do it (Preview) Bill12 has been reading my blog and spotted a piece about why men prefer guns to women. It was sent to me by an 87 y/o mate from North Carolina. Bill suggested I post it here. The list is in reverse order: #10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #09 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're o...	GaryKelly	1	731	04:23 AM Feb 28, 2013 by spida
	ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... (Preview) ADVICE FOR AN OLD GUY... I was working out at the gym when I spotted a sweet young thing walking in.... I asked the trainer standing next to me, "What machine should I use to impress that lady over there?" The trainer looked me over and said; "I would recommend the ATM in the lobby.&quo...	Big Gorilla	0	646	06:02 PM Feb 27, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	Old Butch - (Preview) Fred was in the fertilized egg business. He had several hundred young 'pullets,' and ten roosters to fertilize the eggs. He kept records, and any rooster not performing went into the soup pot and was replaced. This took a lot of time, so he bought some tiny bells and attached them to his roosters. Each b...	gerard gue	2	921	11:40 PM Feb 27, 2013 by GaryKelly
	The Ring (Preview) A balding, white haired man from Chebacco Lake and Florida, walked into a jewelry store this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. Th...	Beth54	1	586	11:25 PM Feb 27, 2013 by GaryKelly
	Speed (Preview) What goes from -100 in less than 4.5secs? My wifes bathroom scales. Ken	Landfall	10	1080	03:45 AM Feb 26, 2013 by 2weis
	The importance of having an occupation after retirement. (Preview) The importance of having an occupation after retirement. Aswe get older we sometimes begin to doubt our ability to "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have found the courage t...	Big Gorilla	0	844	11:22 PM Feb 22, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	Worms (Preview) A young GP starts his career in a small country practise.One of his patients was a woman in her then early 30's who called in regularly wiith various ailments.He treated her ailments with all the quiet bedside manner expected of him.As the years rolled by the woman called every day "Dr have you g...	Rip and Rosie	0	648	09:06 PM Feb 22, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	New Computer APP - I definately need one (Preview) I stole this from another forum... http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=6a8Eimr-fm0	petengail	0	661	07:55 PM Feb 22, 2013 by petengail
	Photographer (Preview) An intrepid photographer went to a haunted castle determined to get a picture of a ghost which was said to appear only once in a hundred years. Not wanting to frighten off the ghost, the photographer sat in the dark until midnight when the apparition became visible. The ghost turned out to be friendly a...	rockylizard	0	699	05:54 PM Feb 22, 2013 by rockylizard
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