Just Joking

copper1 · copper1

FIRST TIME... It was my first time ever And I'll Never forget I'd do it Again Without a Single regret. The sky was Dark The moon Was high We were all Alone Just she And I. Her hair Was soft Her eyes Were blue I knew just What She wanted To do. Her skin so Soft Her legs so Fine I ran my Fingers Down her Spine.. I di...

D and D · D and D

In 1986, Dazza was on holiday in Kenya after dropping out of Broadmeadows High School. On a pissed hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dazza approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspect...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

A MAN IN A FLORIDA SUPERMARKET TRIES TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE. THE VERY YOUNG PRODUCE ASSISTANT TELLS HIM THAT THEY SELL ONLY WHOLE HEADS OF LETTUCE . THE MAN PERSISTS AND ASKS TO SEE THE MANAGER. THE BOY SAYS HE'LL ASK HIS MANAGER ABOUT IT. WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM, THE BOY SAID TO HIS MANAGER, '...

george57 · george57

How many bikers can relate to this LOL...

D and D · D and D

A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy." Another outburst and s...

Baz421 · Baz421

This policeman was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility... Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...

Baz421 · Baz421

After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He t...

Baz421 · Baz421

General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said: I believe that forgiving them is God's function. OUR...

copper1 · copper1

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my...

copper1 · copper1

Riding the favourite in the Melbourne Cup, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly hes hit on the head by a frozen turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as they rou...

Hurls · Hurls

VERY TOUCHING One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor m...

Hurls · Hurls

A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the Hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a coup...

copper1 · copper1

Old Crofter · Old Crofter

It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.After the community sing song led by Cheryl at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show-Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the s...

Hurls · Hurls

London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer fromLONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Gl...

Hurls · Hurls

PLEASE OBSERVE THIS IS A VERY VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE! Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my girlfriend walking down the aisle towards me.............. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that troll...

Hurls · Hurls

A lady goes on holiday to Barbados ...... Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he alwa...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

The importance of having an occupation after retirement. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our abilityto "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have foundthe courage to t...

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	First Time (Preview) FIRST TIME... It was my first time ever And I'll Never forget I'd do it Again Without a Single regret. The sky was Dark The moon Was high We were all Alone Just she And I. Her hair Was soft Her eyes Were blue I knew just What She wanted To do. Her skin so Soft Her legs so Fine I ran my Fingers Down her Spine.. I di...	copper1	1	805	05:52 AM Nov 9, 2013 by sarg
	This is not Born Free (Preview) In 1986, Dazza was on holiday in Kenya after dropping out of Broadmeadows High School. On a pissed hike through the bush, he came across a young bull elephant standing with one leg raised in the air. The elephant seemed distressed, so Dazza approached it very carefully. He got down on one knee, inspect...	D and D	1	1085	05:50 AM Nov 9, 2013 by sarg
	Good Talker !! (Preview) A MAN IN A FLORIDA SUPERMARKET TRIES TO BUY HALF A HEAD OF LETTUCE. THE VERY YOUNG PRODUCE ASSISTANT TELLS HIM THAT THEY SELL ONLY WHOLE HEADS OF LETTUCE . THE MAN PERSISTS AND ASKS TO SEE THE MANAGER. THE BOY SAYS HE'LL ASK HIS MANAGER ABOUT IT. WALKING INTO THE BACK ROOM, THE BOY SAID TO HIS MANAGER, '...	Big Gorilla	1	905	05:47 AM Nov 9, 2013 by sarg
	Tell me again how he broke his collarbone....... (Preview) How many bikers can relate to this LOL...	george57	2	913	04:29 PM Nov 8, 2013 by Rip and Rosie
	Dealing with the Grandkid(s) (Preview) A woman in a supermarket is following a grandfather and his badly-behaved grandson. He has his hands full with the child screaming for sweets, biscuits, all sorts of things. The grandad is saying in a controlled voice: "Easy, William, we won't be long . . . easy boy." Another outburst and s...	D and D	0	844	10:21 PM Nov 7, 2013 by D and D
	ONE FOR YOU COPPER - USA STYLE BUT YOU CAN ENJOY (Preview) This policeman was being cross-examined by a defence attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the police officer's credibility... Q: 'Officer, did you see my client fleeing the scene?' A: 'No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offen...	Baz421	1	757	08:02 PM Nov 7, 2013 by copper1
	found at mental hospital (Preview) After stopping for drinks at an illegal bar, a Zimbabwean bus driver found that the 20 mental patients he was supposed to be transporting from Harare to Bulawayo had escaped. Not wanting to admit his incompetence, the driver went to a nearby bus stop and offered everyone waiting there a free ride. He t...	Baz421	0	741	07:03 AM Nov 7, 2013 by Baz421
	THE MEETING (Preview) General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America. His answer was classic Schwarzkopf. The General said: I believe that forgiving them is God's function. OUR...	Baz421	0	636	06:57 AM Nov 7, 2013 by Baz421
	Password (Preview) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."	copper1	0	644	06:54 AM Nov 7, 2013 by copper1
	A touching story... (Preview) As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you stayed right here. When my...	Gunsondeck	0	698	02:26 AM Nov 7, 2013 by Gunsondeck
	Melbourne Cup Joke (Preview) Riding the favourite in the Melbourne Cup, the jockey is well ahead of the field. Suddenly hes hit on the head by a frozen turkey and a string of sausages. He manages to keep control of his mount and pulls back into the lead, only to be struck by a box of Christmas crackers and a dozen mince pies as they rou...	copper1	0	2378	09:52 PM Nov 6, 2013 by copper1
	Very Touching (Preview) VERY TOUCHING *One afternoon a lawyer was riding in his* *limousine when he saw two men along the road-side eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and got out to investigate. He asked one man, "Why are you eating grass?"* *"We don't have any money for food," the poor m...*	Hurls	2	762	03:44 PM Nov 6, 2013 by bill12
	THIS IS WHY WE LOVE OLD PEOPLE (Preview) A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed. They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home. On the way home he stopped at the Hardware Store and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a coup...	Hurls	0	748	05:41 AM Nov 6, 2013 by Hurls
	Puddy tat (Preview)	copper1	0	676	10:40 PM Nov 5, 2013 by copper1
	Claude the Hypnotist! (Preview) It was entertainment night at the senior citizens' centre.After the community sing song led by Cheryl at the piano it was time for the Star of the Show-Claude the Hypnotist! Claude explained that he was going to put the whole audience into a trance. "Yes, each and every one of you and all at the s...	Old Crofter	1	837	04:27 AM Nov 6, 2013 by Zoomtopz
	Scottish Copper (Preview) London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a Glasgow copper.He thinks that he is smarter than the cop because he is a lawyer fromLONDON and is certain that he has a better education than any Jock cop.He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the Glasgow cops expense!! Gl...	Hurls	1	770	01:30 AM Nov 6, 2013 by GaryKelly
	BBQ Rules (Preview) PLEASE OBSERVE THIS IS A VERY VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE! Standard Operating Procedures released today please learn We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the...	Hurls	1	916	06:46 PM Nov 5, 2013 by Baz421
	A romantic walk down the aisle (Preview) I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my girlfriend walking down the aisle towards me.............. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me. I gave her a loving smile and said, "Get that troll...	Gunsondeck	1	760	06:39 PM Nov 5, 2013 by Ontos45
	Snow in Barbados (Preview) A lady goes on holiday to Barbados ...... Upon arriving, she meets a black man, and after a night of passionate love making she asks him, "What is your name?" "I can't tell you" the black man says. Every night they meet and every night she asks him again what his name is and he alwa...	Hurls	0	613	04:57 AM Nov 5, 2013 by Hurls
	The importance of having an occupation after retirement. (Preview) The importance of having an occupation after retirement. As we get older we sometimes begin to doubt our abilityto "make a difference" in the world. It is at these times that our hopes are boosted by the remarkable achievements of other "seniors" who have foundthe courage to t...	Gunsondeck	0	758	09:18 PM Nov 4, 2013 by Gunsondeck
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