Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

As only the Irish can tell a story!!!!!! Enjoy. Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all beenable to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on th...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 2kgpotato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that yo...

DandS · DandS

Texting codes for seniorsor us old farts with mobiles Young people have theirs, now us Seniors can have our own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizen...

rockylizard · rockylizard

A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the ga...

biggles · biggles

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA

jimbo · jimbo

Yossel worked in a Ukrainian Pickle Factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he wo...

gerard gue · gerard gue

A glass of wine Error! Filename not specified. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefull...

rockylizard · rockylizard

gerard gue · gerard gue

Warning: There is still a moral to this story! ! ! I was a young man very happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year and we decided to get married. Only downside: the young and beautiful sister. Very sexy, my future sister was 22, always wore tight t-shirts and most of the time without a bra. Ev...

gerard gue · gerard gue

A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her inthe act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe i...

clazandaza · clazandaza

ATTENTION: VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION * A VIRUS is going round called *Housework*.If you feel the need to start housework - Stop Immediately !! This virus affects your sleep and wipes out your social life.It causes you to be late for luncheons with friends and disrupts coffee get-togethers.It ma...

rockylizard · rockylizard

I got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler.

barina · barina

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXQr0fPtNDI

Loffty · Loffty

'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around. We'd left on the table some tucker and beer, ... Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here; We children were snuggled up safe in our beds, While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads; And M...

Loffty · Loffty

Aussie Citizenship Test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term died in the arse? 2. What is a bloody little be...auty? ... 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? 4. Explain the following passage: In the arvo last Chrissy the rel...

DandS · DandS

Visited a friend of ours in hospital, he doesnt look good.What happend ?? we asked. He got out the photos which were taken and explained.,He told us, he and his wife Jan went to the 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and th...

Magnarc · Magnarc

The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumblin in the distance. The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.'

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks: 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intri...

gerard gue · gerard gue

Irish Mirror (I hope this brightens up your day) After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back a...

Kev-Maz · Kev-Maz

As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too f**king late pal, I've already done the paperwork.&quo...

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	ONLY THE IRISH! (Preview) As only the Irish can tell a story!!!!!! Enjoy. Paddy had long heard the stories of an amazing family tradition. It seems that his father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all beenable to walk on water on their 18th birthday. On that special day, they'd each walked across the lake to the pub on th...	justcruisin01	0	714	10:14 PM Jan 5, 2013 by justcruisin01
	Exercise for people over 50.... (Preview) EXERCISE FOR PEOPLE OVER 50 Begin by standing on a comfortable surface, where you have plenty of room at each side. With a 2kgpotato bag in each hand, extend your arms straight out from your sides and hold them there as long as you can. Try to reach a full minute, and then relax. Each day you'll find that yo...	Big Gorilla	3	796	09:15 PM Jan 5, 2013 by nomadic1
	Texting for Seniors (Preview) Texting codes for seniorsor us old farts with mobiles Young people have theirs, now us Seniors can have our own texting codes: * ATD- At the Doctor's * BFF - Best Friends Funeral * BTW- Bring the Wheelchair * BYOT - Bring Your Own Teeth * CBM- Covered by Medicare * CUATSC- See You at the Senior Citizen...	DandS	5	760	04:58 PM Jan 5, 2013 by mongrel
	Meeting Mum (Preview) A young man finds the woman of his dreams and asks her to marry him. He tells his mother he wants her to meet his fiance, but he wants to make a bit of a game out of it. He says he'll bring the girl over with two other women and see if his mother can guess which is the one he wants to marry. His mother agrees to the ga...	rockylizard	1	771	07:47 AM Jan 4, 2013 by dazren
	Have a chuckle folks .. heh ! (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ujwod-vqyqA	biggles	0	661	02:16 PM Jan 3, 2013 by biggles
	Pickle slicer (Preview) Yossel worked in a Ukrainian Pickle Factory. For many years he had a powerful desire to put his penis in the pickle slicer. Unable to stand it any longer, he sought professional help from the factory psychologist.. After six months, the therapist gave up. He advised Yossel to go ahead and do it or he wo...	jimbo	0	623	11:56 PM Jan 2, 2013 by jimbo
	A Glass of Wine (Preview) A glass of wine Error! Filename not specified. To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine.. And those who don't and are always seen with a bottle of water in their hand. As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, In beer there is freedom, In water there is bacteria. In a number of carefull...	gerard gue	0	752	05:22 PM Jan 1, 2013 by gerard gue
	Remembering an entertainment icon (Preview)	rockylizard	0	633	05:20 PM Dec 31, 2012 by rockylizard
	when the sister in law is too beautiful! (Preview) Warning: There is still a moral to this story! ! ! I was a young man very happy. My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year and we decided to get married. Only downside: the young and beautiful sister. Very sexy, my future sister was 22, always wore tight t-shirts and most of the time without a bra. Ev...	gerard gue	0	753	10:20 PM Dec 28, 2012 by gerard gue
	A THINKER (Preview) A man returns home a day early from a business trip. It's after midnight.While en route home, he asks the cabby if he would be a witness. The man suspects his wife is having an affair, and he wants to catch her inthe act. For $100, the cabby agrees. Quietly arriving home, the husband and cabby tip toe i...	gerard gue	0	689	08:05 PM Dec 28, 2012 by gerard gue
	New Virus (Preview) ATTENTION: VERY IMPORTANT INFORMATION * A VIRUS is going round called *Housework*.If you feel the need to start housework - Stop Immediately !! This virus affects your sleep and wipes out your social life.It causes you to be late for luncheons with friends and disrupts coffee get-togethers.It ma...	clazandaza	1	649	08:18 PM Dec 28, 2012 by Pinto
	Christmas Prezzie (Preview) I got my wife a wooden leg for Christmas. It wasn't her main present, it was just a stocking filler.	rockylizard	1	819	02:33 AM Dec 27, 2012 by extreme potato
	Merry Christmas (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zXQr0fPtNDI	barina	2	672	08:22 PM Dec 26, 2012 by barina
	Night Before Christmas in Aussie Land (Preview) 'Twas the night before Christmas; there wasn't a sound. Not a possum was stirring; no-one was around. We'd left on the table some tucker and beer, ... Hoping that Santa Claus soon would be here; We children were snuggled up safe in our beds, While dreams of pavlova danced 'round in our heads; And M...	Loffty	0	839	07:25 AM Dec 25, 2012 by Loffty
	Australiana Test (Preview) Aussie Citizenship Test 1. Do you understand the meaning, but are unable to explain the origin of, the term died in the arse? 2. What is a bloody little be...auty? ... 3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey? 4. Explain the following passage: In the arvo last Chrissy the rel...	Loffty	2	879	04:57 PM Dec 24, 2012 by Loffty
	No Bull (Preview) Visited a friend of ours in hospital, he doesnt look good.What happend ?? we asked. He got out the photos which were taken and explained.,He told us, he and his wife Jan went to the 4H agricultural show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen and th...	DandS	1	897	04:03 AM Dec 24, 2012 by Nomad246
	Gawn upstairs (Preview) The graveside service just barely finished, when there was a massive clap of thunder, followed by a tremendous bolt of lightning, accompanied by even more thunder rumblin in the distance. The little old man looked at the preacher and calmly said, 'Well......she's there.'	Magnarc	1	754	03:58 AM Dec 24, 2012 by Nomad246
	PICK UP LINE; (Preview) Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment. The woman notices this and asks: 'Is your date running late?' 'No', he replies, 'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it.' The intri...	justcruisin01	0	839	06:33 AM Dec 20, 2012 by justcruisin01
	Irish Mirror (Preview) Irish Mirror (I hope this brightens up your day) After living in the remote countryside of Ireland all his life, an old Irishman decided it was time to visit Dublin. In one of the stores, he picks up a mirror and looks into it. Not ever having seen a mirror before, he remarked at the image staring back a...	gerard gue	1	741	05:52 AM Dec 19, 2012 by Nomad246
	Traffic Warden's Funeral (Preview) As the coffin was being lowered into the ground at a Traffic Wardens funeral, a voice from inside screams: "I'm not dead, I'm not dead. Let me out!" The Vicar smiles, leans forward sucking air through his teeth and mutters: "Too f**king late pal, I've already done the paperwork.&quo...	Kev-Maz	1	856	05:50 AM Dec 19, 2012 by Nomad246
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