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YELLOW 24
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live. There's no known cure so just go home an...
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THE FART
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Sweet Little Poem. A fart is a pleasant thing... It gives the belly ease... It warms the bed in winter... And suffocates the fleas. <mime-attachment.gif> A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud... Some leave a powerful... Poisonous cloud <mime-attachment.gif> A fart c...
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A RUSSIAN VISITING CARD EXPLAINED
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All right, as promised, the explanation of the 'Russian visiting card'. I know very few of you had difficulty with it but, for the two or three who did, here is the original, along with its meaning. A RUSSIAN VISITING CARD: VYISDER ASZMENI ORZESARZES AZDERIZ ORZES B. Corsz Zeris Vunarz Perorze An...
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We are Awesome
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No matter what our kids and the new generation think about us, WE ARE AWESOME!!!OUR Lives are LIVING PROOF!!! To Those of Us Born1925 - 1970 ~~~~~~~~~TO ALL THE KIDS WHO SURVIVED THE1930s, '40s, '50s, '60s and '70s!! First, we survived being born to mothers who may have smoked and/or dr...
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Pub Sign
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For a collection of witty Pub Signs click here for the album.
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Worried about your age?
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http://cdn.signspotting.com/wp-content/main/2013_07/IMG_0464.JPG
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a mael
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http://cdn.signspotting.com/wp-content/main/2013_07/a%20lower%20prostitute%20is%20soaked.jpg-- Edited by dorian on Monday 22nd of July 2013 10:29:08 AM
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BLOND & IRISH;
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On a bitterly cold winters morning a husband and wife in Dublin were listening to the radio during breakfast. They heard the announcer say, "We are going to have 8 to 10 inches of snow today. You must park your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so the Snow ploughs can get through."...
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Old & Wise
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Older is Great An old woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get: Parkinson's or Alzheimer?" The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinson's - better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle."
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Grandma's Oranges
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Lulu was a prostitute, but she didn't want her grandma to know. One day, the police raided the brothel and took all the girls outside and made them line up. Suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by. Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?" Not willing to let her grandma know...
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Questions
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These were posted on an Australian tourism website, and the answers are the actual responses by the website officials, who obviously have a great sense of humor (not to mention a low tolerance threshold for cretins!) ________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get win...
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Unkown Ship
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Unknown ship...... Unkown ship....... you are on a collision course with us and we suggest you alter you track by 35 degrees to the West. "This is the USS Warrior, in response to your last transmission, we suggest that you alter YOUR course by 35 degrees to the East. Hello USS Warrior, thank you fo...
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Beam Me Up Scotty!!
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A True Storey As part of my job a while ago I had to attened court to give evidence for the prosecution, normally in support of the Police or Insurance Companies. On this particular day a rather beligerant Male entered court dressed as Captian Kirk of the USS enterprise. As we all stood as the judge walk...
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Batman!!
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A RUSSIAN VISITING CARD
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All right, here's one to make you think. This is something a bloke gave me about 1956, so it's been about for a while. I'll put it on here and let a few of you have a go at it if you like. Someone will work it out, I know. Then, in a few days' time, I'll put it back up again with the interpretation. A warning: I know...
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Pumpkins
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Police work must be entertaining as well as dangerous. Recently, a female police officer arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, fornicating with a pumpkin in the middle of the night. The next day, at the Gwinnett County (GA) courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious beh...
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state of origin
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I went to the state of origin last week and there was a bloke sitting in front of me with a little fox terrier,all dressed up in the NSW colours. Every time NSW scored the little dog jumped up on the fence ,stood on his hind legs and clapped his little paws.This went on all night and when they won the game th...
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THREE SPORTSMEN
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Don't know how PC this is but here goes: The sportsmen were talking about their greatest sporting ambition. The first bloke was a golfer. He said he'd love to be in the US Open and come to the last hole of play. He'd be a stroke behind with the leader making a beautiful 30 foot putt for par. He'd be well up t...
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D24 to Box Hill Police Station Victoria
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In Victoria, up until the '90's, the central radio dispatch centre was known as D24 (Housed in corridor D, Room 24). All calls via 000, 11444 or from police stations were routed through this comms centre to units on the ground. When a ground unit had to return to their station for paperwork, call of...
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Family Fun
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A Must read for Grandparents, Proud Aunties, God Mothers, Family Friends who are kid friendly!!!! (Those who aren't will love it, too.) At one point during a game, the coach called one of his9-year-old baseball players aside and asked, 'Do youunderstand what cooperation is? What a team is?' The...
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