Just Joking

copper1 · copper1

"WHY DO HORSES FART WHEN THEY BUCK?????????" * * * *BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO ACHIVE FULL HORSE POWER WITHOUT GAS ...

GaryKelly · GaryKelly

SENIORS & COMPUTERS........... As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons an...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

THE GIRAFFE TESTThis test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok if you get none right you better go for counseling. Giraffe Test There are 4 questions. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before yo...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What woul...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Scotch with two Drops of Water? A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In f...

barina · barina

BUNNINGS JOB APPLICATION This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to Bunnings in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny.... NAME: Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) SEX: Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate...

copper1 · copper1

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciati...

barina · barina

NOW I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about onl...

copper1 · copper1

A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, Where do you keep the curtains for computers? The clerk answers with a puzzled face, Curtains for computers? You dont need curtains for computers. The blondes eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!

sarg · sarg

Paddy was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland . Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time...

copper1 · copper1

A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously a...

Hurls · Hurls

A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of...

Big Gorilla · Big Gorilla

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Hurls · Hurls

Windows vs Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology lik...

Hurls · Hurls

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert storm...

sarg · sarg

One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! Th...

rockylizard · rockylizard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhkmeoYKYctw&app=desktop

gerard gue · gerard gue

An outrageously Australian joke! Australian humour..........can't beat it! A Northern Territory farm hand (Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager. 'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wrigglin...

copper1 · copper1

A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."

sarg · sarg

Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she aske...

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	Horses (Preview) "WHY DO HORSES FART WHEN THEY BUCK?????????" * * * *BECAUSE IT'S HARD TO ACHIVE FULL HORSE POWER WITHOUT GAS ...	copper1	1	826	11:18 PM Oct 9, 2013 by Yendorane
	Seniors and Computers (Preview) SENIORS & COMPUTERS........... As we Silver Surfers know, sometimes we have trouble with our computers. I had a problem yesterday, so I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over. Eric clicked a couple of buttons an...	GaryKelly	1	750	05:53 PM Oct 9, 2013 by copper1
	THE GIRAFFE TEST (Preview) **THE GIRAFFE TESTThis test is to ascertain your mental state now. If you get one right you are doing ok if you get none right you better go for counseling. Giraffe Test There are 4 questions. 1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator? Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before yo...**	Big Gorilla	1	1981	05:17 PM Oct 9, 2013 by Ontos45
	A LITTLE GIRL ON A PLANE; (Preview) An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What woul...	justcruisin01	0	648	02:37 AM Oct 9, 2013 by justcruisin01
	SCOTCH WITH TWO DROPS OF WATER; (Preview) Scotch with two Drops of Water? A lady goes to the bar on a cruise shipand orders a Scotch with two drops of water.As the bartender gives her the drink she says'I'm on this cruise to celebratemy 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says'Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In f...	justcruisin01	0	725	02:36 AM Oct 9, 2013 by justcruisin01
	The Job interview (Preview) *BUNNINGS JOB APPLICATION* This is an actual job application that a 75-year-old pensioner submitted to *Bunnings* in Burleigh Heads. They hired him because he was so funny.... *NAME:* Kenneth Way (Grumpy Bastard) *SEX:* Not lately, but 1 am looking for the right woman (or at least one who will cooperate...	barina	0	1258	05:26 AM Oct 8, 2013 by barina
	OOOPs (Preview) The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Tom, had a terrible bicycle crash and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciati...	copper1	2	847	06:43 AM Oct 8, 2013 by D and D
	Life Explained (Preview) NOW I GET IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! On the first day, God created the dog and said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about onl...	barina	0	778	10:27 PM Oct 7, 2013 by barina
	Computers (Preview) A blonde goes into a computer store and asks the clerk, Where do you keep the curtains for computers? The clerk answers with a puzzled face, Curtains for computers? You dont need curtains for computers. The blondes eyes widen and she shakes her head as she answers, Hello!?? My computer has Windows!!	copper1	0	607	08:13 PM Oct 7, 2013 by copper1
	PATRICK DIES.... (Preview) Paddy was a youthful and hard working Irishman at a Coastal village in Ireland . Daily he would pole a heavy old punt out to sea then work a heavy iron grapple to bring up the sand oysters which he sold to the local ice works. He was a man of regular habits he always arrived home each day at a certain time...	sarg	1	717	08:09 PM Oct 7, 2013 by copper1
	Little Johnny... Finding Jesus (Preview) A Sunday school teacher is concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus, so he asks his class, "Where is Jesus today?" Steven raises his hand and says, "He's in Heaven." Mary answers, "He's in my heart." Little Johnny waves his hand furiously a...	copper1	1	667	01:37 AM Oct 7, 2013 by Yendorane
	Another Blonde Joke (Preview) A young ventriloquist is touring Sweden and, one night, he's doing a show in a small fishing town. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes. Suddenly, a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting, "I've heard enough of...	Hurls	0	747	05:43 AM Oct 6, 2013 by Hurls
	WHAT TIME IS IT... (Preview) zzz	Big Gorilla	0	623	11:52 PM Oct 5, 2013 by Big Gorilla
	Windows vs Ford (Preview) Windows vs Ford For all of us who feel only the deepest love and affection for the way computers have enhanced our lives, read on. At a recent computer expo (COMDEX), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, "If Ford had kept up with technology lik...	Hurls	1	1340	04:00 AM Oct 6, 2013 by Bryan
	Ego Killer (Preview) Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?" Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert storm...	Hurls	1	751	12:20 AM Oct 6, 2013 by GaryKelly
	THE VETERINARIAN (Preview) One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week! Th...	sarg	0	593	01:04 AM Oct 5, 2013 by sarg
	Ya gotta luv thum Kiwis hey (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkmeoYKYctw&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DhkmeoYKYctw&app=desktop	rockylizard	0	533	08:43 AM Oct 4, 2013 by rockylizard
	An outrageously Australian joke! (Preview) *An outrageously Australian joke!* Australian humour..........can't beat it! *A Northern Territory farm hand (Aboriginal) radios back to the farm manager.* *'Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig's OK, but he's stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute And is wrigglin...*	gerard gue	1	860	01:29 PM Oct 4, 2013 by sarg
	Computer Password (Preview) A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."	copper1	2	901	12:41 AM Oct 4, 2013 by sucastja
	TWO LITTLE BOYS.. (Preview) Two little boys, ages 8 and 10, are excessively mischievous. They are always getting into trouble and their parents know if any mischief occurs in their town, the two boys are probably involved. The boys' mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in disciplining children, so she aske...	sarg	0	717	10:02 PM Oct 2, 2013 by sarg
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