Just Joking

Hurls · Hurls

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D and D · D and D

This is the joke section isn't it?

Vic41 · Vic41

Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons."So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses." "Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield." &quo...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 yea...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one th...

D and D · D and D

http://bit.ly/Kp98Lz -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 07:27:55 PM -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 08:09:01 PM

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Reverend John Flapps! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland .. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pubdrinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the opendoor of the pub and sat down ne...

Hurls · Hurls

A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get on now,...

Hurls · Hurls

A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep qu...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Hendo · Hendo

A couple of younger gm's were driving throught the outback, other side of the black stump, when their car broke down. Being well prepared, they had no phone, no water and no idea how to fix the car. Panic was starting to set in when they noticed off in the distance a small puff of dust, slowly getting bigge...

Hurls · Hurls

Enjoy the Cricket funnies. Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What's the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A.Nothing! If you blink you'll mis...

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

JC.

Hurls · Hurls

First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a si...

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justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

JayDee · JayDee

A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him. One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has do...

rosco532 · rosco532

Attendance call on the first day back at school. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here.""Achmed El Kabul?" "Here.""Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here.&q...

copper1 · copper1

Husband takes the wife to a disco for New Years Eve. There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works. The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy? 25 years ago to the day he proposed to me and I turned him down." Husband says: &q...

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	Blow up Doll (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/embed/HYuzDabqmbc?rel=0	Hurls	6	990	09:55 AM Jan 6, 2014 by Ontos45
	The English Cricket Team (Preview) This is the joke section isn't it?	D and D	1	717	08:30 AM Jan 6, 2014 by sarg
	Wullie McTavish... (Preview) Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons."So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses." "Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield." &quo...	Vic41	0	630	10:36 PM Jan 5, 2014 by Vic41
	CHOICES; (Preview)	justcruisin01	0	725	05:45 PM Jan 5, 2014 by justcruisin01
	MATURE LADIES; (Preview) A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 yea...	justcruisin01	0	791	04:47 PM Jan 5, 2014 by justcruisin01
	ONE FOR THE GOLFERS; (Preview) Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one th...	justcruisin01	0	587	04:45 PM Jan 5, 2014 by justcruisin01
	Beware the new technology (Preview) http://bit.ly/Kp98Lz -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 07:27:55 PM -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 08:09:01 PM	D and D	2	825	05:33 PM Jan 5, 2014 by Brenda and Alan
	REVEREND JOHN FLAPPS; (Preview) Reverend John Flapps! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland .. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pubdrinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the opendoor of the pub and sat down ne...	justcruisin01	0	731	04:45 PM Jan 4, 2014 by justcruisin01
	All Aboard (Preview) A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B***ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you B***ds who are getting on, get on now,...	Hurls	0	630	03:16 PM Jan 4, 2014 by Hurls
	A Short Love Story (Preview) A SHORT LOVE STORY A man and a woman who had never met before, But who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep qu...	Hurls	0	650	02:47 PM Jan 3, 2014 by Hurls
	ENERGY SAVER; (Preview)	justcruisin01	0	615	01:44 PM Jan 3, 2014 by justcruisin01
	So tough! (Preview) A couple of younger gm's were driving throught the outback, other side of the black stump, when their car broke down. Being well prepared, they had no phone, no water and no idea how to fix the car. Panic was starting to set in when they noticed off in the distance a small puff of dust, slowly getting bigge...	Hendo	0	576	01:28 PM Jan 3, 2014 by Hendo
	Cricket (Preview) Enjoy the Cricket funnies. Q. What do you get if you cross the English cricket team with an OXO cube? A. A laughing stock. Q What's the height of optimism? A: English batsman putting on sunscreen. Q. What's the difference between an English batsman and a Formula 1 car? A.Nothing! If you blink you'll mis...	Hurls	1	702	06:05 PM Jan 3, 2014 by mongrel
	MIND READER (Preview) JC.	justcruisin01	1	739	03:00 PM Jan 3, 2014 by Brenda and Alan
	First the Apple.... (Preview) First the Apple A woman ran a red traffic light and crashed into a man's car. Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of them was hurt. After they crawled out of their cars, the woman said; Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be a si...	Hurls	1	752	09:00 AM Jan 3, 2014 by sherbert
	New spin on an oldie (Preview)	D and D	0	597	06:42 PM Jan 2, 2014 by D and D
	SNEEKY; (Preview)	justcruisin01	2	683	09:52 PM Jan 2, 2014 by dazren
	I like "Jacky's" thinking (Preview) A ninety year old aboriginal elder sat in his humpy eyeing two government 'Welfare' officials sent to interview him. One official said to him: "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You have seen his wars and his technological advances. You have seen his progress and the damage he has do...	JayDee	1	752	09:53 AM Jan 2, 2014 by mike e
	1st day back at school (Preview) Attendance call on the first day back at school. The teacher began calling out the names of the pupils:"Mustafa Al Eih Zeri?" "Here.""Achmed El Kabul?" "Here.""Fatima Al Hayek? " "Here.&q...	rosco532	0	677	12:23 PM Jan 1, 2014 by rosco532
	New Years Eve (Preview) *Husband takes the wife to a disco for New Years Eve.* *There's a guy on the dance floor living it large, break dancing, moon walking, back flips, the works.* *The wife turns to her husband and says: "See that guy?* *25 years ago to the day he proposed to me and I turned him down."* *Husband says: &q...*	copper1	1	638	10:49 AM Jan 1, 2014 by mongrel
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