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Hairspray
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Grandfather was in the garden with his young grandson when the lad pulled a worm from the ground. "I will give you $50 if you can get that worm back in the hole" said Grandfather. The little fellow ran off inside and came back with a can of firm hold hair spray. He sprayed the worm. waited a few s...
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Car Parts
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Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Chinese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, 'You Sign! You sign!' Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts. ... Nelson is standing there in com...
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Teacher Arrested
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Counting Condoms
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A boy goes to the chemist with his dad and sees the condom display. Boy: "Dad, why do they do packs of one condom?" Dad: "Those are for the high-schoolers for Friday nights." Boy: "So, why do they make packs of three?" Dad: "For the Uni guys for Friday, Saturday...
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Odd One Out.
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WARNING: Channel Keith would like to advise viewers that this article may contain the following; Sex Scenes, Horror, Strong Themes. and therefore may be offensive to some viewers. Channel Keith strongly advises the use of parental gui...
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Irish Sugar Test
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One day an Irishman goes into a pharmacy - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irishwhiskeybottle and a teaspoon He pours from the bottle onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the teaspoon, puts it in his mouth, swil...
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Colonel Bogey
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You cant beat an Army band.a crowd stopper anywhere, any time http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=a7e_1381073342
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Little Johnny
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A teacher noticed that little Johnny at the back of the classwas squirming around, scratching his crotch,and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on.He was quite embarrassed and whisperedthat he had just recently been circumcisedand he was quite itchy. The teacher to...
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Little Johnny's Sister
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OH No !!! He has a sister ???????????? Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, "Frankie Brown showed me his willy today in the playground!" Before her mother could raise a concern,Sally said, "It reminded me of a peanut.." Relaxing wi...
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Only in Scotland...
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The Royal Show
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Bruce took his missus Sheila to the Royal Sydney Show and one of the first exhibits they stopped at was the breeding bulls. They went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, "This bull mated 50 times last year." Sheila playfully nudged Bruce in the ribs and said, "H...
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A Catholic Hairdryer
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In parochial school students are taught that lying is a sin. However, Instructors also advised that using a bit of imagination was OK to express The Truth differently without lying. Below is a perfect example of those Teachings: Getting a Hairdryer Through Customs. An attractive young woman on a fl...
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The Lone Ranger
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said, "Who owns the big white horse outside?" The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt and said "I do. Why?" The cowboy looked at the Lone Ranger a...
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Blonde Sheep Counter
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There was a typical blond. She had long, blonde hair, blue eyes, and she was sick of all the blonde jokes. One day she decided to get makeover. She cut and dyed her hair brunette and went driving down a country road, searching for someone who would appreciate her for her intelligence. When she came acros...
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Golf Addict
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On their honeymoon, the new husband told his bride, "I have a confession to make that I should have made before, but I was concerned that it might affect our relationship. "What is it?" his new bride asked lovingly. "I'm a golf fanatic," he said. "I think about golf co...
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Lateral Thinking
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Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, are excited about their decision to get married ... They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a Chemist ...... Jacob suggests they go in. Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers &quo...
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Arthritis
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A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a bus seat next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest a...
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I Won a Motor Home
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A blonde goes to a restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and finds a peel off prize. She pulls off the tab and yells, 'I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!' The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a...
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Jumbled Words
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Here's another trick of Doctor Dementia to test your skills.... I've seen this with the letters out of order, but this is the first time I've seen it with numbers. Good example of a Brain Study: If you can read this OUT LOUD, you have a strong mind. And better than that: Alzheimer's is a long, lon...
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German PM
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Angela Merkel the German PM arrives at Passport Control at Paris Charles De Gaulle airport. "Nationality?" asks the immigration officer. "German," she replies. ... "Occupation?" "No; just here for a few days." Hope she had her mobile phone as well...
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