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LITTLE JOHNNY
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Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?' Th...
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Men
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How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" How does a man show that he is planning for the future? He buys two cases of beer Why does it take 1 million sperm to fertilize one egg? They don't stop and ask for directions. Why are marr...
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Mistakes
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Married men should forget their mistakes. There is no need for two people to remember the same thing.
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MARS AND VENUS --- THE NEXUS QUESTION
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I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart. FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the pass...
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Stud Rooster
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STUD ROOSTER A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, Time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done t...
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Duties of Wives
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Duties of Wives Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties. Terry had married a woman from Greece. He bragged that he had told his wife she needed to do all the dishes and housework. He said that it took a couple days but on the third day he came home to a clean ho...
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VIAGRA
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Sex in the Dark
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There was this couple that had been married for 20 years. Every time they made love the husband always insisted on shutting off the light.. Well, after 20 years the wife felt this was ridiculous. She figures she would break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they were in the middle...
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Men Teaching Classes for Women
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Men Teaching Classes for Women at THE ADULT LEARNING CENTER REGISTRATION MUST BE COMPLETED By December 29, 2013 NOTE: DUE TO THE COMPLEXITY AND DIFFICULTY LEVEL OF THEIR CONTENTS, CLASS SIZES WILL BE LIMITED TO 8 PARTICIPANTS MAXIMUM . Class 1 Up in Winter, Down in Summer How to Adjust a Thermost...
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ARENT GRANDKIDS GREAT
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A six-year-old goes to the hospital with her mother to visit her Granddad. When they get to the hospital, she runs ahead of her mother and bursts into her Granddad's room. "Granddad, Granddad," she says excitedly, "as soon as my mummy comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!&quo...
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WINE...
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-- Edited by Big Gorilla on Sunday 8th of September 2013 08:40:01 AM
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Golf Balls
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A man got on the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls." The blonde continued t...
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At The Disco
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Bill took his wife to a disco at the weekend. There was a guy on the dance floor giving it large - breakdancing, moonwalking, back flips, the works. Bill's wife turned to him and said: "See that guy? 25 years ago he proposed to me and I turned him down." Bill says: "Looks like he's sti...
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THE TAXI DRIVER
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Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Central station in Sydney, leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large pla...
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heaven as told by an older lady
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She's chatting it up with St. Peter at the Pearly Gates when all of a sudden she hears the most awful, blood curdling screams. Don't worry about that, says St. Peter, It's only someone having the holes drilled into her shoulder blades for the wings. The old lady looks a little uncomfortable but carries...
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Terrorism
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DATELINE: NEW YORK - A public school teacher was arrested today at John F.Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square, a slide rule and a calculator. At a morning press conference, Attorney General John Ashcroft said he...
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THE WIDOW
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Mary Clancy goes up to Father O'Grady after His Sunday morning service, and she's in tears. He says, "So what's bothering you, Mary my dear?" She says, "Oh, Father, I've got terrible news. My husband passed away last night." The priest says, "Oh, Mary, that's t...
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London Cabbie
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A devout middle eastern gentleman entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked the cabbie to turn off the radio because, as decreed by his religious teaching, he must not listen to the music because, in the time of the prophet, there was no music, especially Western music which is the music of t...
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Call Up - Guys Over 60
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This is funny & obviously written by a Former Soldier... New Direction for any war: Send Service Vets over 60! I am over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've got the whole thing arse -backwards. Instead of sendi...
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Irish Millionaire
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Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."
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