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CATHOLIC SHAMPOO...
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Two nuns were shopping at a 7-11 store. As they passed the beer cooler, one nun said to the other, "Wouldn't a nice cold beer or two taste wonderful on a hot summer evening?" The second nun answered, "Indeed it would, Sister, but I would not feel comfortable buying beer, since I am...
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Keep the Motor Running
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The marriage of an 80 year old man and a 20 year old woman was the talk of the town. After being married a year, the couple went to the hospital for the birth of their first child. The attending nurse came out of the delivery room to congratulate the old gentleman and said, This is amazing. How do you do it at y...
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Mental Health Test
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For all excited people. hope it works
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Personal Add
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A lonely widow, age 70, decided that it was time to get married again. She put an ad in the local paper that read: HUSBAND WANTED: MUST BE IN MY AGE GROUP (70's), MUST NOT BEAT ME, MUST NOT RUN AROUND ON ME & MUST STILL BE GOOD IN BED!!!!! ALL APPLICANTS PLEASE APPLY IN PERSON. On the second day, she heard...
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Small Penis
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A young couple took their two-year-old son to the doctor. With some hesitation, they explained that, although their little angel appeared to be in good health, they were concerned about his rather small penis. After examining the child, the doctor confidently declared, "Just feed him panca...
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Gunshot Wound
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Aging Mildred was a 93 year old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death. Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot...
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THE ZIPPER
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In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight leather skirt. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smi...
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Our Big Day
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I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw the missis walking down the aisle towards me. My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable. It seemed to take an absolute age but eventually there she was - stood beside me. ...
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old age
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The cabbie and the nun
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A cabbie picks up a Nun in San Francisco. She gets into the cab, andnotices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring. He replies: 'I have a question to ask,but I don't want to offend you.' She answers, 'My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I a...
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Paper
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Meanwhile in Australia
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Motorcycle Cop
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A motorcycle cop was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the cop kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enoug...
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Looking for the choppers
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A LAWYER STORY.........
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A LAWYER STORY..... And if you think lawyers don't have hearts. Read the best lawyer story of all time...bar none. The United Way realized that it had never received a donation from the city's most successful lawyer.So a United Way volunteer paid the lawyer a visit in his lavish office. The volunt...
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Blonde men
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Three blonde men are on one side of a wide river and don't know how to get across.The first man prays to God to make him smart enough to figure out how to cross the river, so God turns him into a brown-haired man and he swims across.The second man prays to God to make him even smarter, so God turns him into a dar...
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Birthday card
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This card was given tome , yesterday, by a friend at a barby we had. It a bit of a laugh! Bill -- Edited by bill12 on Monday 11th of November 2013 11:26:32 AM
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Black Panties
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Black Panties Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." Well, it was an i...
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Amish Women Driver
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An Amish lady trots down the road in her horse and buggy when a cop pulls her over. "Ma'am," says the cop, "I'm not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy." "Oh, I'll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home,&qu...
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New operating systems
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Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend to Husband and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend. In addition, Husband un-installed many other valuable program...
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