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Don't mess with us old folk !
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The TAXATION DEPARTMENT decides to audit Grandpa, and summons him to the Taxation Office. The Taxation Office Auditor was not surprised when Grandpa showed up with his solicitor. The auditor said, 'Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and no full-time employment, Which you explain by sa...
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Seniors Jig Saw Puzzle
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(let me know if the copy and paste does not work properly) Subject: SENIORS JIGSAW PUZZLE:... BEST EVER SENIOR CITIZEN JOKE A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbor and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out h...
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Postman
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Postman One Monday morning the postman is walking through the neighborhood on his usual route, delivering the mail. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were still in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by David, the homeowner, coming out with...
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The Italian Secret to a Long Marriage
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At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Adelaide , they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars. At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same...
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SEX AND LIONS
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Sarg and Terry are having a drink at the pub one hot afternoon. And Terry says: "Did you know that Lions have sex 10 to 15 times a night?" "Aw blimey,"says Sarg, "and I just joined Rotary." (now ya gotta at least smile at that) Hoping any Lions members (myself...
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UNDERWARE DUST;
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One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, 'Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in 'Slim Fast'. Maybe it would take a few inches off of your butt!' His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded. The next morning the husb...
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Wheres my cat ?
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Looking for your cat ?? -- Edited by bloomoon on Wednesday 25th of September 2013 04:29:22 PM
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Doc's Holiday
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A doctor in Dublin wanted to get off work and go fishing, so he approached his assistant. 'Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I want you to take care of the clinic and take care of all me patients'. 'Yes, sir!' answers Murphy. The doctor goes fishing and returns the fol...
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Was a hot day !!!
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where can I buy these??
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th Bull
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The BullWe recently spent $2500 on a young Black Angus Bull.We put him out with theherd, but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to suspect he was gay, if that's possible with a bull. Anyhow, I had the Vet come have a look at him.He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly a l...
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Why Sharks Circle......
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Why Sharks Circle You Before AttackingTwo great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship. "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people."First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing...
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Just joking
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Why did they call that women's problem PMT. because mad cow disease was taken.
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The 6 Affairs
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The 6 affairsThe 1st Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on h...
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HOW WAS I BORN;
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Daddy, how was I Born? A little boy goes to his father and asks 'Daddy, how was I born?' The father answers,'Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Momand we met at a cyber-cafe.. We Sneak...
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justcruisin01
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Is that your ass?
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A man is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your ass is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The woman keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The woman says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small load. You'...
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Bigger
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the wife comes down for breakfast and tells her husband she wants a breast enlargement husband says why don't you rub toilet paper down you cleavage ,wife says will that work,husband says it did for your bum..
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DO YOU HAVE THIS PROBLEM?
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A lady helped her man install his new computer. Once accomplished, she told him to select a password, a word that he'd always remember.When asked to enter it, he looked at his wife and with a macho gesture and a wink and selected the word....... he became a little miffed at her reaction, when he selecte...
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has anyone met this Receptionst
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I think we have all met this lady at one time or another. SNOTTY RECEPTIONIST An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the reception...
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THE CONFESSIONAL
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A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, Enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his Attention but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "ain't no use knockin, ther...
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