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Stud Rooster
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A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop.. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.' The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL of these chickens. Look what it has done to me Can't you just let...
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Nullabor Hoons....
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Two feral hoons were riding along the Nullabor on a motorbike. They broke down and started trying to hitch a lift for them and their motorbike. A friendly truckie stopped to see if he could help and they asked him for a lift. He told them he had no room in the rig because he was carrying 20,000 lawn bowls...
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For the other Phile's
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In hindsight I should have posted my Facebook status as "I've blown the head gasket on my 1997 XR3i rather than "I've just buggered a 14 year old escort" The police still haven't seen the funny side, my lap top's been confiscated, and the wife has gone off to her mother.
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Hendo
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Date-Rape Warning
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Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and parties to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females are using a date-rape-drug on the market called BEERThe drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans or by the glass.The woma...
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Hendo
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Bus Trip
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A senior citizens group charters an overnight gambling casino bus trip from Coffs Harbour to the Sunshine Coast. As they enter Queensland , an elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go bac...
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Yendorane
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Confucius
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Says......Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who swallow typewriter end up with irritable vowel syndrome.
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Peterpan
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For all the Lexophile's
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When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end...
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Hendo
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Off To Specsavers....
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Im off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 25th of March 2014 10:31:43 PM
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Irish Sugar Test....
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Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...
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Of Course I Won't Laugh !!
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"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...
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Female Intuition.....
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One more
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Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.
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Peterpan
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STAY ......
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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...
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Colour.....
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When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...
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Vic41
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How to wash a cat
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An oldie but it still raises a smile:
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D and D
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Miss USA 2011-Should Math Be Taught In Schools?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM
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Little Johnny & Dad's Car....
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...
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Found it!
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Gunsondeck
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Oh we never were told about the birds and the bee's?
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https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg
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Deaf Wife Problem....
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The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...
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