Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...

Redlander · Redlander

Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...

kiwijims · kiwijims

Telephone rings, woman answers. Pervert, breathing heavily, says, "I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?" Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby.... Who shall I say is calling?" K.J.

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG

Vic41 · Vic41

The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...

Ole_Grizzly · Ole_Grizzly

Chinese Hurrymoon A young Chinese couple get married. She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Vic41 · Vic41

Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...

Vic41 · Vic41

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...

Vic41 · Vic41

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Vic41 · Vic41

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....

kiwijims · kiwijims

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...

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	Grins and Snickers.......... (Preview) Grins and Snickers I was in the six item express lane at the store quietly fuming. Completely ignoring the sign, the woman ahead of me had slipped into the check-out line pushing a cart piled high with groceries. Imagine my delight when the cashier beckoned the woman to come forward looked into the c...	aussie_paul	0	1057	10:13 PM Jul 1, 2014 by aussie_paul
	Positions.... (Preview)	Vic41	0	837	03:56 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Vic41
	The Three Roses.... (Preview) A socially active woman tells her plastic surgeon that she wanted some very personal surgery to a part of her body to tighten things up and improve the parts appearance. Out of embarrassment she insisted that the surgery be kept a secret and the surgeon agreed. Awakening from the anesthesia afte...	Vic41	0	730	01:10 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Vic41
	Conquer The Scots (Preview) CONQUER THE SCOTS... Edward Longshanks (Edward I of England) comes to Scotland to conquer the Scots. He brings 4,000 men with him. As he nears the battlefield, there suddenly appears a solitary figure on the crest of the hill, a short, ginger-haired guy in a kilt. 'Hammer O the Scots?' yells the wee Sc...	Gunsondeck	2	1022	12:11 PM Jun 30, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Home Schooled (Preview) Most of our generation was HOME SCHOOLED in many ways. 1. My mother taught me: TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning the house." 2. My mother taught me: RELIGION. "You better pray that stain will come out of the carpe...	Redlander	0	799	11:38 AM Jun 30, 2014 by Redlander
	Ths Pervert (Preview) *Telephone rings, woman answers.* *Pervert, breathing heavily, says,* *"I bet you have a tight arse with no hair?"* *Woman replies, "Yes, I have. He's watching the rugby....* *Who shall I say is calling?"* K.J.	kiwijims	1	863	09:55 AM Jun 29, 2014 by philR
	Chinese Divorce (Preview) Chinese couple get divorced, she went back to PEKING and he went back to WANKENG	Cowboy7307	0	773	05:47 AM Jun 29, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Yellow Traffic Light.... (Preview) The Light Turned Yellow The light turned yellow, just in front of him. He did the right thing, stopping at the crosswalk, even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman was furious and honked her horn, screaming in frustration, as sh...	Vic41	0	869	12:33 PM Jun 28, 2014 by Vic41
	Chinese Hurrymoon (Preview) *Chinese Hurrymoon* *A young Chinese couple get married.* She's a virgin & they are both waiters in a smart London Chinese Restaurant... The truth be told, he is a virgin too, but "She Does Not Know That". On their wedding night, she cowers naked under the sheets, as her husband undress...	Ole_Grizzly	0	930	10:26 AM Jun 28, 2014 by Ole_Grizzly
	speed hog (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	879	01:45 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	Croc family album (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	766	01:38 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	AFL Grand Final... (Preview) Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...	Vic41	0	776	11:09 AM Jun 27, 2014 by Vic41
	Train Travel..... (Preview) A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...	Vic41	2	896	07:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Kisha
	Marriage In Heaven.... (Preview) On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...	Vic41	0	772	04:21 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Vic41
	Man With A Death Wish..... (Preview)	Vic41	2	828	01:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by JRH
	Retirement.... (Preview) An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....	Vic41	1	841	10:48 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Kendo
	What makes them gravitate to Canberra (Preview)	Gunsondeck	7	1003	07:02 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Bryan
	The Two Brothers.... (Warning - May Offend Some) (Preview) Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....	Vic41	0	802	04:05 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Vic41
	The nagging Wife (Preview) An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...	kiwijims	0	973	12:46 PM Jun 24, 2014 by kiwijims
	Retirement is different for everyone.... (Preview) Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...	Vic41	1	1040	11:58 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
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