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Old is Great!
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Old is Great! An old Woman was asked, "At your ripe age, what would you prefer to get : Parkinsons or Alzheimers?" The wise one answered, "Definitely Parkinsons - Better to spill half my wine than to forget where I keep the bottle." And so say all of us!
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A Beauty for Fishermen
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A woman goes into Discount Fishing Supplies to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get, so she just picks one and goes over to the counter. The salesman is standing there, wearing dark shades. She says, "Excuse me. Can you tell me anything about this rod and...
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Aged 80
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The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just married for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband's occupation. "He's a funeral director," sh...
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Physical Exam
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During my physical examination, my doctor asked me about my physical activity level. I described a typical day this way: "Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five hour walk, about 7km, through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through brambles. I got sa...
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Aunty Acid
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Weight Loss Program
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A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program. The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representativ...
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A DOCTORS REMEDY
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A woman goes to the Doctor, worried about her husband's temper. The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?" The woman says: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my husband seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me." The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that....
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A SPAGHETTI LOVE STORY
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For several years, a man was having an affair with an Italian woman. One night, she confided in him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or his marriage, he said he would pay her a large sum of money if she would go to Italy to secretly have the child. Furthermore, if she stayed in Ita...
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Sex On Mars
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The year is 2222 and Charlie and Maureen land on Mars after accumulating enough Frequent Flier miles. They meet a Martian couple and are talking about all sorts of things. Charlie asks if Mars has a stock market, if they have laptop computers, how they make money, etc. Finally, Maureen brings...
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Branch Management
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Results
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A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath. "Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?" Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I...
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POOR PENSIONERS
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We Pensioners cannot afford to stay in expensive hotels any more... we are now forced to go camping! WE WISH
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MEALS ON WHEELS
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Be vewy, vewy quiet ..... I'm hunting meals-on-wheels! Shhhhhh!!" I hope he's not too crunchy.
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HOW SMART ARE YOU?
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UNDERSTAND EACH QUESTION PRIOR TO SELECTING YOUR RESPONSE.AND DON'T LAUGH AT BILL GATES AND HIS SCORE OF THREE JUST YET!! This one is fun!! Think carefully. You are going to hate yourself over this. It scores automatically, too. Take this advice.... think before you answer. Click here: How Sma...
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Brian
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A man walked out to the street and caught a taxi just going by. He got into the taxi, and the cabbie said, "Perfect timing. You're just like Brian" Passenger: "Who?" Cabbie: "Brian . He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed...
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The Monkeys
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When my girlfriend said she was leaving because of my obsession with The Monkees, I thought she was joking. And then I saw her face.
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Pilot v Engineers....
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****pit humour. Remember it takes a college degree to fly a plane but only a highschool diploma to fix one. Reassurance for those who fly routinely in their jobs.After every flight Qantas pilots fill out a form called a "gripe sheet,"which tells mechanics about problems with the aircra...
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COLIN
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COLIN THE ABORIGINE A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Colin, the only aborigine in the neighbourhood.. He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion. Everyone was having a good time...
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Old Farmers Advice
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Old Farmer's Advice Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight and bull-strong. Keep skunks and bankers at a distance. Life is simpler when you plow around the stump. A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor. Words that soak into your ears are whispered...not yelled. Meannes...
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Test Results
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A woman in her fifties is at home happily jumping unclothed, on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, "Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?" The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, "I don't care...
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