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One Two Three
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Two dwarfs decide to treat themselves to a vacation in Las Vegas. At the hotel bar, they're dazzled by two women, and wind up taking them to their separate rooms. The first dwarf is disappointed, however, as he's unable to reach a certain physical state that would enable him to join with his date. His de...
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THE JIGSAW;
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A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come overhere and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started." Her neighbor asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?" The little silver haired ladysays, "A...
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justcruisin01
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Visit to the Doctor
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A Doctor recently had a patient "drop" in on him for an unscheduled appointment. "What can I do for you today?" the Doctor asked. The aged Gentleman replied: "Doctor, you must help me. Every time I make love to my wife, my eyes get all bleary, my legs go weak, I can hardly catc...
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WHAT A BRILLIANT IDEA...
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Brilliant in its simplicity ... A. Back off and let those men who want to marry men, marry men. B. Allow those women who want to marry women, marry women. C. In three generations, there will be no Greens. - I love it when a plan comes together so simply.
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Gunsondeck
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remembering things
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Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a check-up, the doctor tells them that they're physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember .. Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. 'Want anythi...
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Yendorane
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ICU
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This proves that the male mind can still function as normal under very trying circumstances. One saturday night a male gradually woke up, stiff as a board, in the hospitals ICU, tubes up his nose and down his throat, wires monitoring every function. His head was bandaged and he had a hell of a pain over h...
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Daddy's car in the woods?
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Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy,...
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sarg
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Circumsised
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Two five year old boys are standing at the toilet to pee. One says, "Your thing doesn't have any skin on it!". "I've been circumcised.", the other replied. "What's that mean?" "It means they cut the skin off the end." "How old were you when it was cut o...
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Hendo
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Fix your wet mobile
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D and D
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THE GOLDEN PHONE;
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An American decided to write a book about famous churches around the world.So he bought a plane ticket and took a trip to Orlando, thinking that he would start by working his way across the USA from South to North. On his first day he was inside a church taking photographs, when he noticed a golden tele...
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Choosing a wife
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A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money. The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits an...
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Deetric
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Emergency Call Centre
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An Emergency Call Centre worker in London England, has been fired, much to the dismay of her colleagues who are reportedly unhappy with her dismissal. It seems a male caller dialled 999 from a mobile phone stating, "I am depressed and lying here on a railway track. I am waiting for the train to...
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Hendo
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Blow up Doll
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http://www.youtube.com/embed/HYuzDabqmbc?rel=0
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Hurls
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The English Cricket Team
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This is the joke section isn't it?
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D and D
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Wullie McTavish...
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Edinburgh man Wullie McTavish is on his deathbed, knows the end is near, is with the nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons."So", he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Braid Hills houses." "Sybil, take the flats over in Morningside and Bruntsfield." &quo...
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Vic41
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CHOICES;
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justcruisin01
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MATURE LADIES;
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A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding...Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding. Older Woman: Oh, I see. Officer: Can I see your license please? Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one. Officer: Don't have one? Older Woman: Lost it, 4 yea...
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ONE FOR THE GOLFERS;
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Simple things can be serious. "Hello, Senor Rod? This is Ernesto, the caretaker at your country house." "Ah yes, Ernesto. What can I do for you? Is there a problem?" "Um, I am just calling to advise you, Senor Rod, that your parrot died. "My parrot? Dead? The one th...
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justcruisin01
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Beware the new technology
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http://bit.ly/Kp98Lz -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 07:27:55 PM -- Edited by D and D on Saturday 4th of January 2014 08:09:01 PM
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REVEREND JOHN FLAPPS;
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Reverend John Flapps! The Reverend John Flapps was the pastor of a small town church in Ireland .. One day he was walking down the High Street and he noticed a young lady of his congregation sitting in a pubdrinking beer. The Reverend wasn't happy. He walked through the opendoor of the pub and sat down ne...
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