Just Joking

rosco532 · rosco532

> Here's a quickie for you> One day there was a very handsome male camel>named Alfred with two huge humps.> He fell in love and married a beautiful> female camel named Marie, who had one perfect hump.> As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel,...

kiwijims · kiwijims

k.J.

gerard gue · gerard gue

Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Hurls · Hurls

What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter Than she is! I think I sh...

Hurls · Hurls

I'm not sayinglet's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just sayinglet's remove all the warning labels and let the problemwork itself out. I changed my car hornto gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much fasternow ! You can tell a lot abouta woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding agun,...

Hurls · Hurls

There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father > was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm > off now. The man should be here soo...

Hurls · Hurls

Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Peterpan · Peterpan

I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

petengail · petengail

http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm

sarg · sarg

Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J.

Yendorane · Yendorane

A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...

kiwijims · kiwijims

K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM

petengail · petengail

https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0

D and D · D and D

I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...

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	CAMELS (Preview) > Here's a quickie for you> One day there was a very handsome male camel>named Alfred with two huge humps.> He fell in love and married a beautiful> female camel named Marie, who had one perfect hump.> As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel,...	rosco532	0	611	12:25 PM May 22, 2014 by rosco532
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No8 (Preview) k.J.	kiwijims	0	640	08:04 AM May 22, 2014 by kiwijims
	Subject THE WILL (Preview) Harold Smith who is on his deathbed, knows the end is near His nurse, his wife, his daughter and two sons, are with him. So, he says to them: "Bernie, I want you to take the Mayfair houses" "Sybil, take the apartments over in Pall Mall." "Jamie, I want you to take the office...	gerard gue	0	897	12:42 PM May 21, 2014 by gerard gue
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 7 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	801	01:00 AM May 21, 2014 by kiwijims
	Starts with F ends with K (Preview) What Starts with F and ends with K A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks, was having trouble with one of her students The teacher asked, 'Harry, what's your problem?' Harry answered, 'I'm too smart for the 1st grade. My sister is in **the 3rd grade and I'm smarter Than she is! I think I sh...**	Hurls	2	1071	07:20 PM May 20, 2014 by mongrel
	Random Thoughts (Preview) I'm not sayinglet's go kill all the stupid people. I'm just sayinglet's remove all the warning labels and let the problemwork itself out. I changed my car hornto gunshot sounds. People move out of the way much fasternow ! You can tell a lot abouta woman's mood just by her hands. If she is holding agun,...	Hurls	0	775	05:06 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
	Making a Baby (Preview) There is not one dirty word in it, and it is funny! > The Smiths were unable to conceive children and decided to use a > surrogate father to start their family. On the day the proxy father > was to arrive, Mr. Smith kissed his wife goodbye and said, 'Well, I'm > off now. The man should be here soo...	Hurls	0	901	05:02 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
	Frank (Preview) Frank is 85 and lives in a Senior Citizens Home. Every night after dinner he goes to a secluded garden behind the home to sit and ponder his accomplishments and long life. One evening, Mildred, age 82, wanders into the garden. They begin to chat and before they know it, several hours have passed. After a...	Hurls	0	674	05:00 PM May 20, 2014 by Hurls
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 6 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	692	10:23 AM May 20, 2014 by kiwijims
	Two Short Ones. (Preview) I am not happy with this Origami clothing. It always looks creased no matter how carefully I fold it I have a lengthy article on Japanese Sword Fighters, but I can Samurais it for you.	Peterpan	0	602	09:44 AM May 20, 2014 by Peterpan
	A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi (Preview) A Priest, a Minister and a Rabbi are having a beer after services on Sunday afternoon, they are discussing how they divvy the money up collected in "the plate". The Minister says he has a scarlet cloth folded in a triangle on the floor, he tips the plate over the cloth .. what stays on the cloth...	Yendorane	0	743	07:38 AM May 20, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 5 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	756	11:31 AM May 19, 2014 by kiwijims
	What happens when you take a dog to your wedding (Preview) http://www.lotsofjokes.com/wedding_dress_mistake_-video-860.htm	petengail	1	897	05:27 PM May 17, 2014 by sarg
	Irish Alzheimer’s (Preview) Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. He'd never been to church in his life. After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said, "Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?" Murphy said, "...	sarg	0	884	05:24 PM May 17, 2014 by sarg
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 4 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	698	11:01 AM May 17, 2014 by kiwijims
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 3 (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	683	04:15 PM May 15, 2014 by kiwijims
	Washing Machine (Preview) A bloke I know is walking behind his wife and says, "Baby, your a*se is getting so fat, it's looking like a washing machine." The wife keeps quiet and keeps walking. Bedtime comes around, the man is asking for sex. The wife says: "I'm not starting the washing machine for such a small loa...	Yendorane	0	851	07:53 AM May 15, 2014 by Yendorane
	BUMPER STICKERS FOR RETIREES No 2 (Preview) K.J. -- Edited by kiwijims on Wednesday 14th of May 2014 10:22:33 AM	kiwijims	0	710	10:20 AM May 14, 2014 by kiwijims
	How they tell the time in Italy (Preview) https://www.youtube.com/embed/mHyRCeKxhss?rel=0	petengail	0	799	08:46 AM May 14, 2014 by petengail
	On the air (Preview) I don't know whether these are true or not but they are good for a chuckle. A few actual conversations between air traffic controllers and pilots: Tower: TWA 2341, for noise abatement, turn right, 45 degrees. Pilot: Center, we're at 35,000 feet. How much noise can we make up here? Tower: Sir, have you...	D and D	1	809	07:59 AM May 14, 2014 by Zoomtopz
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