Just Joking

Hendo · Hendo

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and parties to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females are using a date-rape-drug on the market called BEERThe drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans or by the glass.The woma...

Yendorane · Yendorane

A senior citizens group charters an overnight gambling casino bus trip from Coffs Harbour to the Sunshine Coast. As they enter Queensland , an elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go bac...

Peterpan · Peterpan

Says......Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who swallow typewriter end up with irritable vowel syndrome.

Hendo · Hendo

When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end...

Vic41 · Vic41

Im off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 25th of March 2014 10:31:43 PM

Vic41 · Vic41

Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...

Vic41 · Vic41

"Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...

Vic41 · Vic41

Peterpan · Peterpan

Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...

Vic41 · Vic41

When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...

D and D · D and D

An oldie but it still raises a smile:

Recoup · Recoup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM

Vic41 · Vic41

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg

Vic41 · Vic41

The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

New South African Toilet door sign...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...

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	Date-Rape Warning (Preview) Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, pubs and parties to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink by any woman. Many females are using a date-rape-drug on the market called BEERThe drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans or by the glass.The woma...	Hendo	0	738	10:47 AM Mar 28, 2014 by Hendo
	Bus Trip (Preview) A senior citizens group charters an overnight gambling casino bus trip from Coffs Harbour to the Sunshine Coast. As they enter Queensland , an elderly woman comes up to the bus driver and says, 'I've just been molested!' The driver felt that she had fallen asleep and had a dream. So he tells her to go bac...	Yendorane	0	780	03:20 PM Mar 27, 2014 by Yendorane
	Confucius (Preview) Says......Man who runs in front of car gets tired, man who runs behind car gets exhausted. Lady who goes camping must beware of evil intent. Man who swallow typewriter end up with irritable vowel syndrome.	Peterpan	3	1161	11:00 AM Mar 27, 2014 by Peterpan
	For all the Lexophile's (Preview) When fish are in schools, they sometimes take debate. A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. A will is a dead giveaway. With her marriage, she got a new name and a dress. When she saw her first strands of grey hair she thought she'd dye. Those who get too big for their pants will be exposed in the end...	Hendo	0	942	10:43 AM Mar 26, 2014 by Hendo
	Off To Specsavers.... (Preview) Im off to Specsavers for my appointment. By the way you haven't shaved very well and your tie is crooked! -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 25th of March 2014 10:31:43 PM	Vic41	0	768	10:30 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Irish Sugar Test.... (Preview) Irish sugar test One day Paddy, an Irishman, goes into a chemist shop - reaches into his pocket and takes out a small Irish whiskey bottle and a teaspoon. He pours some whiskey onto the teaspoon and offers it to the chemist. "Could you taste this for me, please?" The chemist takes the...	Vic41	0	711	10:25 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Of Course I Won't Laugh !! (Preview) "Of course I won't laugh," said the Nurse to the patient, "I'm a professional. In over twenty years I've never laughed at a patient." "Okay then," said Bob, and he proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the smallest adult male organ the Nurse had ever seen in her l...	Vic41	0	767	10:10 PM Mar 25, 2014 by Vic41
	Female Intuition..... (Preview)	Vic41	4	742	09:53 AM Mar 25, 2014 by Bryan
	One more (Preview) Sorry memory kicked in for this. I keep imagining I am a sunken ship and it's really got me worried. I think I'm becoming a nervous wreck.	Peterpan	11	1326	09:35 AM Mar 25, 2014 by Peterpan
	STAY ...... (Preview) YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "DOG PERSON" TO TRULY APPRECIATE THIS STORY I pulled into the crowded parking lot at the local shopping centre and rolled down the car windows to make sure my Labrador Retriever pup had fresh air. She was stretched full-out on the back seat and I wanted to impress...	Gunsondeck	0	690	01:03 PM Mar 24, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Colour..... (Preview) When U Black, U Black When I was born, I was BLACK, When I grew up, I was BLACK, When I went in the sun, I stayed BLACK, When I got cold, I was BLACK, When I was scared, I was BLACK, When I was sick, I was BLACK, And when I die, I'll still be BLACK.. NOW, You 'white' folks...... When you're born...	Vic41	2	812	11:25 AM Mar 24, 2014 by Vic41
	How to wash a cat (Preview) An oldie but it still raises a smile:	D and D	2	931	01:56 PM Mar 23, 2014 by mongrel
	Miss USA 2011-Should Math Be Taught In Schools? (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM	Recoup	1	1128	10:47 PM Mar 22, 2014 by D and D
	Little Johnny & Dad's Car.... (Preview) Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...	Vic41	0	724	02:17 PM Mar 22, 2014 by Vic41
	Found it! (Preview)	Gunsondeck	2	851	04:42 PM Mar 21, 2014 by dazren
	Oh we never were told about the birds and the bee's? (Preview) https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg	graham (chickenman)	2	927	02:01 PM Mar 20, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Deaf Wife Problem.... (Preview) The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...	Vic41	0	775	12:36 PM Mar 20, 2014 by Vic41
	sign... (Preview) New South African Toilet door sign...	Gunsondeck	3	823	09:49 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Head and his dad (Preview) Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...	graham (chickenman)	0	599	09:45 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	LITTLE JOHNNY WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN :) (Preview) Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...	graham (chickenman)	0	708	09:34 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
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