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K.J.

Vic41 · Vic41

Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...

Vic41 · Vic41

A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...

Vic41 · Vic41

On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Vic41 · Vic41

Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....

kiwijims · kiwijims

An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...

Vic41 · Vic41

Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...

Vic41 · Vic41

Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0

Vic41 · Vic41

The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM

Hurls · Hurls

Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...

Hurls · Hurls

Medical examination.......... While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...

Hurls · Hurls

TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...

Hurls · Hurls

In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a memb...

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

From the American Association Of Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement...

Westcoast · Westcoast

[URL=http://s198.photobucket.com/user/kbaqd01/media/ATT00139_zpsa96e8252.jpg.h...

Vic41 · Vic41

Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel named Alfred with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful Female camel named Marie, who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel, born with no humps. They con...

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	Croc family album (Preview) K.J.	kiwijims	0	700	01:38 PM Jun 27, 2014 by kiwijims
	AFL Grand Final... (Preview) Bruce had two of the best tickets for the Australian Football League Grand Final. As he sits down, another man comes along and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him.. "No", Bruce says, "the seat is empty." "This is incredible!" said the man, "who i...	Vic41	0	727	11:09 AM Jun 27, 2014 by Vic41
	Train Travel..... (Preview) A man and a woman who had never met before, but who were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly, he in the upp...	Vic41	2	850	07:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Kisha
	Marriage In Heaven.... (Preview) On their way to the church to get married, a young Catholic couple were involved in a fatal car accident. Being good Catholics the young couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: could they poss...	Vic41	0	722	04:21 PM Jun 26, 2014 by Vic41
	Man With A Death Wish..... (Preview)	Vic41	2	781	01:48 PM Jun 26, 2014 by JRH
	Retirement.... (Preview) An elderly married couple was at home watching TV. The husband had the remote and was switching back and forth between a fishing channel and the porn channel. The wife became more and more annoyed and finally said: "For god's sake! Leave it on the porn channel. You know how to fish!"....	Vic41	1	775	10:48 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Kendo
	What makes them gravitate to Canberra (Preview)	Gunsondeck	7	949	07:02 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Bryan
	The Two Brothers.... (Warning - May Offend Some) (Preview) Once upon a time there were two brothers. One brother was very mischievous, always getting intotrouble. The other brother, however, was very good. Hewas always kind to animals, helped elderly neighbours, andled an exemplary life. As time went on, the brothers stayed intouch but were never close....	Vic41	0	756	04:05 PM Jun 25, 2014 by Vic41
	The nagging Wife (Preview) An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old woman would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave, and come back and haunt you for the rest of your...	kiwijims	0	923	12:46 PM Jun 24, 2014 by kiwijims
	Retirement is different for everyone.... (Preview) Retirement Is Different For Everyone One day, while going to the shop, I passed by a retirement village. On the front lawn there were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way. On my return trip, I passed the same retirement village with the same...	Vic41	1	991	11:58 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
	Returning to work after 30 years raising a family.... (Preview) Only a short video (5 seconds)..... http://www.youtube.com/embed/qteu4ld_SCE?rel=0	Vic41	12	1389	11:53 AM Jun 24, 2014 by rockylizard
	Darwin Survey... (Preview) The result of a Darwin survey Question - What's the Northern Territory drinkers most feared insect? Answer - The "FlagonDry" -- Edited by Vic41 on Monday 23rd of June 2014 10:39:47 PM	Vic41	0	676	10:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Vic41
	Twin Sisters (Preview) Twin sisters in a Newfoundland Nursing Home were turning one hundred years old. The editor of the local newspaper told a photographer to get over there and take pictures of the two 100 year old twins. One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. Once the photographer arrived...	Hurls	0	821	04:41 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Medical Examination (Preview) *Medical examination..........* While examining his lady patient, the doctor tells her: "Your heart, lungs, pulse & BP are fine. Now let me see that little thing which gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble." The lady started taking off her panties..... Doctor, stopping her: &...	Hurls	0	736	04:40 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Telstra Contract (Preview) TELSTRA needed to hire a team of telephone pole installers for the Stuart Highway,and McMurray and the boss had to choose between a team of two guys from Port Pirie and a team of two Irish guys. So the boss met both teams and said "Here's what we'll do. Each team will be installing poles out on the new...	Hurls	0	731	04:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Mark Twain & Others at Their Best (Preview) In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a government. John Adams If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed. Mark Twain Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a memb...	Hurls	0	761	04:39 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Hurls
	Career In Organise Crime... (Preview)	Vic41	0	665	01:00 PM Jun 23, 2014 by Vic41
	Retirees Realities.... (Preview) From the American Association Of Retired People Q: Where can men over the age of 60 find younger women who are interested in them?A: Try a bookstore under fiction.Q: What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause?A: Keep busy. If you're handy with tools, you can finish the basement...	Vic41	0	829	05:08 PM Jun 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Breakfast (Preview) [URL=http://s198.photobucket.com/user/kbaqd01/media/ATT00139_zpsa96e8252.jpg.h...	Westcoast	0	816	06:59 PM Jun 20, 2014 by Westcoast
	Camels.... (Preview) Once upon a time there was a very handsome male camel named Alfred with two huge camel humps. He fell in love and married a beautiful Female camel named Marie, who had one perfect camel hump. As time progressed, they became the proud parents of a wonderful baby boy camel, born with no humps. They con...	Vic41	5	1180	06:39 PM Jun 20, 2014 by nomadic1
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