Just Joking

D and D · D and D

An oldie but it still raises a smile:

Recoup · Recoup

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM

Vic41 · Vic41

Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg

Vic41 · Vic41

The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

New South African Toilet door sign...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...

Vic41 · Vic41

A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Th...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

On a clear night the lone ranger and Tonto went to sleep under the stars in there swags. At 2 am Tonto said to the lone rager, arent those stars so bright and must be millions of them up there? Lone ranger replied, oh yer i was thinking the same thing, as it looks like i could tough a star as the so big and look so...

graham (chickenman) · graham (chickenman)

Paddy the Irishman was stopped at a rest area near the Sa and Nt border, he got up at 6 am, had a big strech a yawn then breeky and nature call , then a hour later he hit the road heading towards Alice spring. He wound up to 100 kmh in 30 secs then he realises he forgot his 4 wheel drive and van left in the rest area...

Hendo · Hendo

Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"

rowdy · rowdy

Little johnny in class says to teacher "Hey miss do birds have spare parts". "No of course not Johnny,"said the teacher "what made you think birds would have spare parts anyway. "Well " said Johnny,"it's just that l heard dad telling uncle Frank he was go...

Vic41 · Vic41

Today I was beaten up in an elevator this morning by a woman... I was minding my own business when this lovely girl entered. As I was staring at her boobs, she said to me, "Would you please press 1..?" So I did...and the rest is history..... -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 11th of March 201...

Peterpan · Peterpan

When I was 21, Dad finally told me where babies came from. He never explained to me how the stork new which house to go to. If you die before your time, how come you never get to go to your own funeral? This may be my last post regarding jokes/puns. My memory banks have been depleted and need to be repleni...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

How do you say Robert and Richard root rabbits with out any Rs in it ?

Hendo · Hendo

Moved it to I digress -- Edited by Hendo on Sunday 16th of March 2014 11:42:53 AM

learmo · learmo

-- Edited by learmo on Saturday 15th of March 2014 09:41:31 PM

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	How to wash a cat (Preview) An oldie but it still raises a smile:	D and D	2	929	01:56 PM Mar 23, 2014 by mongrel
	Miss USA 2011-Should Math Be Taught In Schools? (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QBv2CFTSWU -- Edited by Recoup on Saturday 22nd of March 2014 11:04:38 AM	Recoup	1	1124	10:47 PM Mar 22, 2014 by D and D
	Little Johnny & Dad's Car.... (Preview) Little Johnny watched his daddy's car pass by the school playground and go into the woods. Curious, he followed the car and saw Daddy and Aunt Jane in a passionate embrace. Little Johnny found this so exciting that he could hardly contain himself as he ran home and started to tell his mother. 'Mummy, I w...	Vic41	0	720	02:17 PM Mar 22, 2014 by Vic41
	Found it! (Preview)	Gunsondeck	2	849	04:42 PM Mar 21, 2014 by dazren
	Oh we never were told about the birds and the bee's? (Preview) https://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww247/Lu-Zvampire/funny_sex.jpg	graham (chickenman)	2	924	02:01 PM Mar 20, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Deaf Wife Problem.... (Preview) The Deaf Wife Problem > > Bert feared his wife Peg wasn't hearing as well as she used to and > he thought she might need a hearing aid. > > Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to > discuss the problem. > > The Doctor told him there is a simple inform...	Vic41	0	760	12:36 PM Mar 20, 2014 by Vic41
	sign... (Preview) New South African Toilet door sign...	Gunsondeck	3	821	09:49 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Head and his dad (Preview) Head was born without a body just his head. One afternoon head said to his dad can we go to the pub for a beer and watch them playing darts. Dad replied ok head lets go, so dad put head under his arm and went to the local pub for a few scooners. While dad and head were watching a darts game, head asked his dad coul...	graham (chickenman)	0	593	09:45 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	LITTLE JOHNNY WANTS TO SETTLE DOWN :) (Preview) Little Johnny and Little Lisa are only 10 years old, but they know that they are in love. One day they decide that they want to get married, so Johnny goes to Lisa's father to ask for his blessing. Johnny bravely walks up to him and says "Mr. Jones, me and Lisa are in love and I want to ask you for your b...	graham (chickenman)	0	695	09:34 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Scottish Baby...... (Preview) A Scot was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he announces, his wife has just produced a typical Scottish baby boy weighing 25 pounds. Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just shrugs, "Th...	Vic41	4	854	09:27 AM Mar 20, 2014 by Vic41
	LITTLE JOHNNY HAS THE SOLUTION (Preview) The teacher wrote on the blackboard: "I ain't had no fun in months." Then asked the class, "How should I correct this sentence?" Little Johnny raised his had and replied, "Get yourself a new boyfriend."	graham (chickenman)	0	583	09:26 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	The lone ranger and Tonto camping under the stars (Preview) On a clear night the lone ranger and Tonto went to sleep under the stars in there swags. At 2 am Tonto said to the lone rager, arent those stars so bright and must be millions of them up there? Lone ranger replied, oh yer i was thinking the same thing, as it looks like i could tough a star as the so big and look so...	graham (chickenman)	0	699	09:14 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	The Irishman nomad in Australia. (Preview) Paddy the Irishman was stopped at a rest area near the Sa and Nt border, he got up at 6 am, had a big strech a yawn then breeky and nature call , then a hour later he hit the road heading towards Alice spring. He wound up to 100 kmh in 30 secs then he realises he forgot his 4 wheel drive and van left in the rest area...	graham (chickenman)	0	766	09:04 AM Mar 20, 2014 by graham (chickenman)
	Little Johnny (Preview) Little Johnny's 2nd-grade teacher was quizzing them on the alphabet. "Johnny," she says, "what comes after 'O'?" Johnny says, "God, I'm coming!!"	Hendo	0	552	02:03 PM Mar 19, 2014 by Hendo
	spare parts (Preview) Little johnny in class says to teacher "Hey miss do birds have spare parts". "No of course not Johnny,"said the teacher "what made you think birds would have spare parts anyway. "Well " said Johnny,"it's just that l heard dad telling uncle Frank he was go...	rowdy	0	677	05:47 AM Mar 17, 2014 by rowdy
	Beaten Up By A Woman In An Elevator..... (Preview) Today I was beaten up in an elevator this morning by a woman... I was minding my own business when this lovely girl entered. As I was staring at her boobs, she said to me, "Would you please press 1..?" So I did...and the rest is history..... -- Edited by Vic41 on Tuesday 11th of March 201...	Vic41	2	818	03:16 AM Mar 17, 2014 by Vic41
	Another Joke. (Preview) When I was 21, Dad finally told me where babies came from. He never explained to me how the stork new which house to go to. If you die before your time, how come you never get to go to your own funeral? This may be my last post regarding jokes/puns. My memory banks have been depleted and need to be repleni...	Peterpan	1	812	10:07 PM Mar 16, 2014 by Vic41
	can you say (closed) (Preview) How do you say Robert and Richard root rabbits with out any Rs in it ?	Cowboy7307	16	1723	03:18 PM Mar 16, 2014 by revemike
	How old am I (Preview) Moved it to I digress -- Edited by Hendo on Sunday 16th of March 2014 11:42:53 AM	Hendo	0	564	11:24 AM Mar 16, 2014 by Hendo
	Faceless (Preview) -- Edited by learmo on Saturday 15th of March 2014 09:41:31 PM	learmo	0	688	09:36 PM Mar 15, 2014 by learmo
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