Just Joking

Happy Camper · Happy Camper

In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman'...

Lesley F · Lesley F

Hysterical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw

Brenda and Alan · Brenda and Alan

FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) ... WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A...

Cowboy7307 · Cowboy7307

Mum and Dad have a 13 year old daughter ,and mum thinks its time dad tells her about sex so dad takes her into the living room and sits her down and tell her about the birds and the bees when he was finished he asked if there was any questions, Yes she wanted to know what a penis was, so being a liberated male h...

Vic41 · Vic41

MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would...

rosco532 · rosco532

Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the camp and drinking beer is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She was "only thinkin...

Vic41 · Vic41

Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...

Vic41 · Vic41

Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."

Vic41 · Vic41

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night togetherin a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not h...

Aus-Kiwi · Aus-Kiwi

Aha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Friday 21st of February 2014 02:43:51 AM

rosco532 · rosco532

3 Beautiful Children I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me. It was an honest mistake.

Jenzarl · Jenzarl

Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake h...

Vic41 · Vic41

The original computer was a pencil with a rubber on one end. Memory was something you lost with ageAn application was for employmentA program was a radio showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pianoA web was a spider's homeA virus was the fluA CD was a bank accountA hard drive was a long trip on the r...

rosco532 · rosco532

On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for aconsultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man...

Bear2014 · Bear2014

So a couple go out on a date to a movie theater, while watching the movie, the girl whispers to her boyfriend That the guy next to her is masturbating. .. he tells her " just ignore him"..."well" she whispers "that's a little tough to do", "why"?... "b...

Maggie and Alex · Maggie and Alex

Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. In General: 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to...

Maggie and Alex · Maggie and Alex

The Dinner She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well...

Hurls · Hurls

a widdle wabbit A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do...

astroid60 · astroid60

The following text message appeared on a man's iPhone from his next-door neighbor: "I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer liv...

petengail · petengail

http://www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?rel=0

Topic		Started By	Replies	Views	Last Post
	The Medium (Preview) In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the Mystic delivered grave news: "There's no easy way to tell you this, so I'll just be blunt. Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year." Visibly shaken, Laura stared at the woman'...	Happy Camper	0	561	10:29 AM Feb 24, 2014 by Happy Camper
	Fanny who?? (Preview) Hysterical http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nmwGFX5pgXw	Lesley F	3	710	12:11 AM Feb 24, 2014 by Possum3
	Man Rules (Preview) FINALLY, the guys' side of the story. ( I MUST ADMIT, IT'S PRETTY GOOD.) ... WE ALWAYS HEAR 'THE RULES' FROM THE FEMALE SIDE NOW HERE ARE THE RULES FROM THE MALE SIDE THESE ARE OUR RULES! PLEASE NOTE. THESE ARE ALL NUMBERED #1 ON PURPOSE! 1. MEN ARE NOT MIND READERS. 1. LEARN TO WORK THE TOILET SEAT. YOU'RE A...	Brenda and Alan	0	791	10:02 AM Feb 23, 2014 by Brenda and Alan
	Just Smaller (Preview) Mum and Dad have a 13 year old daughter ,and mum thinks its time dad tells her about sex so dad takes her into the living room and sits her down and tell her about the birds and the bees when he was finished he asked if there was any questions, Yes she wanted to know what a penis was, so being a liberated male h...	Cowboy7307	0	630	08:26 AM Feb 23, 2014 by Cowboy7307
	Weekly Roundup!! (Preview) MONDAYThe mother of a 17-year-old girl was concerned that her daughter was having sex.. Worried the girl might become pregnant and adversely impact the family's status, she consulted the family doctor. The doctor told her that teenagers today were very wilful and any attempt to stop the girl would...	Vic41	0	929	06:06 PM Feb 22, 2014 by Vic41
	Where are your glasses (Preview) Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. Like sitting around the camp and drinking beer is not a good thing, I said. Talking about my "doing something useful" seems to be her favourite topic of conversation. She was "only thinkin...	rosco532	0	785	07:50 PM Feb 21, 2014 by rosco532
	Paddy's Emergency Call.... (Preview) Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate's been hit by a car. Paddy: 'Get an ambulance here quick, he's bleeding from his nose and ears and I tink both his legs are broken.' Operator: 'What is your location sir?' Paddy: 'Outside number 28 Eucalyptus Street .' Operator: 'How do you spell that sir?' Si...	Vic41	0	743	10:24 AM Feb 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Irish Turf.... (Preview) Two Irishmen were waiting at the bus stop when a truck went past loaded up with rolls of turf. Jimmy said, Im gonna do dat when I win da lottery. What's dat den? asks Mikey. Send me lawn away to be mowed."	Vic41	0	514	04:34 AM Feb 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Thit No.... (Preview) Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night togetherin a hotel room and Donald wanted to have sex with Daisy. The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?" Donald frowned and said, "No." Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not h...	Vic41	0	690	04:31 AM Feb 21, 2014 by Vic41
	Anyone like apple cider ?? (Preview) Aha http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xfzxesxk_Yo -- Edited by Aus-Kiwi on Friday 21st of February 2014 02:43:51 AM	Aus-Kiwi	0	604	02:37 AM Feb 21, 2014 by Aus-Kiwi
	Oh Dear... (Preview) 3 Beautiful Children I saw her standing there and I told her she had three beautiful children. She didn't have to get all pissed off and threaten me. It was an honest mistake.	rosco532	0	764	01:43 AM Feb 21, 2014 by rosco532
	Farting (Preview) Do you fart in bed ? If this story doesn't make you cry for laughing so hard, let me know and I'll pray for you. This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years, the only friction in their marriage was the husbands habit of farting loudly every morning when he awoke the noise would wake h...	Jenzarl	0	702	11:33 PM Feb 19, 2014 by Jenzarl
	Original Computer (Preview) The original computer was a pencil with a rubber on one end. Memory was something you lost with ageAn application was for employmentA program was a radio showA cursor used profanityA keyboard was a pianoA web was a spider's homeA virus was the fluA CD was a bank accountA hard drive was a long trip on the r...	Vic41	5	1188	11:21 PM Feb 19, 2014 by Vic41
	The importance of correct grammar‏ (Preview) On his 70th birthday, a man was given a gift certificate from his wife. The certificate was for aconsultation with an Indian medicine man living on a nearby reservation who was rumored to have a simple cure for erectile dysfunction! The husband went to the reservation and saw the medicine man...	rosco532	0	554	11:04 PM Feb 19, 2014 by rosco532
	Just ignore him (Preview) So a couple go out on a date to a movie theater, while watching the movie, the girl whispers to her boyfriend That the guy next to her is masturbating. .. he tells her " just ignore him"..."well" she whispers "that's a little tough to do", "why"?... "b...	Bear2014	0	637	07:27 PM Feb 19, 2014 by Bear2014
	Aussie Etiquette (Preview) Aussie Bush Etiquette is recognized throughout the civilized world but we all need to be reminded from time to time. In General: 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to...	Maggie and Alex	0	702	06:32 PM Feb 19, 2014 by Maggie and Alex
	The Dinner (Preview) The Dinner She wanted to serve her guests mushroom-smothered steak, but she had no mushrooms and no time to buy them. Her husband suggested, "Why don't you go pick some of the mushrooms that are growing wild down by the stream? "No, some wild mushrooms are poisonous." "Well...	Maggie and Alex	0	576	05:37 PM Feb 19, 2014 by Maggie and Alex
	A WIDDLE RABBIT (Preview) a widdle wabbit A precious little girl walks into a PetSmart store and asks,in the sweetest little lisp, between two missing teeth, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees so that he's on her level and asks, "Do...	Hurls	0	867	03:42 PM Feb 19, 2014 by Hurls
	iPhone (Preview) The following text message appeared on a man's iPhone from his next-door neighbor: "I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have been tapping your wife, day and night, when you're not around. In fact, more than you. I'm not getting any at home, but that's no excuse. I can no longer liv...	astroid60	0	572	12:55 PM Feb 19, 2014 by astroid60
	Even worse than a colonoscopy (Preview) http://www.youtube.com/embed/gSw4CLV14sQ?rel=0	petengail	4	1520	10:12 AM Feb 19, 2014 by Ontos45
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