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Homeless man!!!
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This morning I was sitting on a park bench next to a homeless man.I started a conversation by asking him how he ended up this way. He said,"Up until last week, I had it all. I had plenty to eat, my clothes werewashed and pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV and Internet, and Iwent to the gym, the pool, an...
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Mother in Law..
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A mother-in-law has three sons-in-law. One day, they go on holiday together. The M.i.L jumps to the sea thinking which of my S.i.L loves me the most and pretends like she is drowning.Im drowning, please rescue me, my eldest S.i.L! and he saved her. Next day, the he gets a Ford Focus with a note on it: My de...
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XXX
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I was at the pub last night with me mate Brian. I said to him "have you ever made love to your wife in the other hole?" He looked at me with shocked look and replied "Are you kidding, no way, she might get pregnant!" I'll let myself out
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Hendo
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Returning home..
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Returning home a day early from an out-of-town business trip, a man caught a taxi from the airport shortly after midnight. On the cab journey, he confided to the driver that he thought his wife was having an affair. As they pulled up outside his house, the businessman asked the driver: Would you come in...
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Man cave..
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Black Cat
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Southern Cruizer
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634
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Eril and I perhaps!!!!!!!!!!
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Every day..
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Yes..
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Squirrels..
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Squirrels Find ReligionAs a band of squirrels had become quite a problem, the Presbyterian church called a meeting to decide what to do about their squirrel infestation. After much prayer and consideration, they concluded that the squirrels were predestined to be there, and they shouldn't inter...
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Corona virus..
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lol..
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A Cordless Hole Puncher
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Southern Cruizer
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737
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Grandma
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Never let 2 Grandma's get together, you just never know what they'll do
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Southern Cruizer
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Oops..
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This morning..
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The mad Irishman....
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The mad Irishman....Three men awaited execution by firing squad in the condemned cell, from which the site of their forthcoming ordeal could be clearly seen.The first, an Englishman, was taken out and stood against the wall. As the 5 man firing squad raised their rifles, he suddenly shouted "Avala...
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I always knew..
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These belonged to a mechanic not a tech...
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Finally..
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