Just Joking

justcruisin01 · justcruisin01

Gotta love us seniors During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."...

Vic41 · Vic41

I went to school and was told: PUSSY meant a CAT SEX meant GENDER BITCH was a FEMALE DOG DICK was a NAME BANG was a SOUND RUBBER was an ERASER ASS was an ANIMAL SCREW was just a TOOL HEAD meant a part of BODY BALLS meant a round TOY NUTS meant DRYFRUIT 69 was just a NUMBER... Then I got friends like you and all my Ed...

Vic41 · Vic41

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get boobs...

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Jonny's little experimentA teacher at an infant school is doing a science lesson and asks all the children to perform an experiment of their own choosing. After the children have been busy for a few minutes, she gets to the desk of little Johnny. Johnny has a spider on his desk and she asks what he was doi...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

Who Invented Sex?. A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says "Well, we built the Parthenon." The Italian replies "We built the Coliseum."The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave bi...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "...

Vic41 · Vic41

Dog For Sale . Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name,Ho Lee Schitt.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A true Scotsman This is a true classic.. A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "...

SLUG · SLUG

http://www.flixxy.com/darcy-oakes-jaw-dropping-dove-illusions-britains-got-talent-2014.htm

Woody n Sue · Woody n Sue

Dear Sant all I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and a skinny body lets not get the two mixed up like you did last year

Westcoast · Westcoast

Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.0...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

AMISH LADYAN AMISH LADY DRIVER IS PULLED OVER:"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.""I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall ha...

Gunsondeck · Gunsondeck

An ambassador from a small African nation visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the last day of his visit, the Russian...

cruisaderhilton · cruisaderhilton

Teacher and johnny were studying the stars when teacher said to johnny have you seen Mars!.No said johnny looking down at his boots I havn,t seen Mars but pa,s got a beaut..

Vic41 · Vic41

Vic41 · Vic41

A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God sai...

SLUG · SLUG

Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my fathe...

SLUG · SLUG

- Subject: Life as a Poor pensioner A PENSIONER'S LIFE IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT TO BE, ..BUT I WILL NOT DESPAIR I TOO AM AFFECTED BY THE ECONOMIC CRISIS. PROOF I HAVE TO EAT MOULDY CHEESE. AND DRIED MEAT I HAVE TO DRINK OLD WINE MY CAR HAS NOT GOT A ROOF AND MY BATHTUB IS IN THE GARDEN But I will continue to strugg...

SLUG · SLUG

A FARMER IN YORKSHIRE SEES A MAN DRINKING FROM HIS STREAM so he shouts to him..... Ey up ****er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, Its full o hoss piss an cow ****e an it could kill thee The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan , Can you be speaking clearer and slower please The...

dING · dING

Reflections An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, anot...

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	SENIORS;; (Preview) Gotta love us seniors During a visit to my doctor, I asked him, "How do you determine whether or not an older person should be put in an old age home?" "Well," he said, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the person to empty the bathtub."...	justcruisin01	0	752	07:33 PM Oct 16, 2014 by justcruisin01
	Education... (Preview) I went to school and was told: PUSSY meant a CAT SEX meant GENDER BITCH was a FEMALE DOG DICK was a NAME BANG was a SOUND RUBBER was an ERASER ASS was an ANIMAL SCREW was just a TOOL HEAD meant a part of BODY BALLS meant a round TOY NUTS meant DRYFRUIT 69 was just a NUMBER... Then I got friends like you and all my Ed...	Vic41	1	834	04:15 PM Oct 16, 2014 by JRH
	Haircut.... (Preview) A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barbers chair, eating a muffin while her dad gets his haircut. The barber smiles at her and says, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your muffin." "I know," she replies, "I'm gonna get boobs...	Vic41	0	705	07:05 PM Oct 15, 2014 by Vic41
	Little jonny (Preview) Jonny's little experimentA teacher at an infant school is doing a science lesson and asks all the children to perform an experiment of their own choosing. After the children have been busy for a few minutes, she gets to the desk of little Johnny. Johnny has a spider on his desk and she asks what he was doi...	Woody n Sue	1	858	07:02 PM Oct 15, 2014 by Vic41
	Who Invented Sex? (Preview) Who Invented Sex?. A Greek and an Italian were talking one day, discussing who had the superior culture. Over coffee, the Greek says "Well, we built the Parthenon." The Italian replies "We built the Coliseum."The Greek retorts "We Greeks gave bi...	Gunsondeck	0	1248	05:23 PM Oct 13, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Sense of Values (Preview) An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said, "Pardon me, madam.. I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?" "...	Gunsondeck	5	1409	11:55 AM Oct 13, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	Dog For Sale... (Preview) Dog For Sale . Free to good home. Excellent guard dog. Owner cannot afford to feed Jethro anymore, as there are no more drug pushers, thieves, murderers, or molesters left in the neighborhood for him to eat. Most of them knew Jethro only by his Chinese street name,Ho Lee Schitt.	Vic41	4	862	11:28 AM Oct 13, 2014 by Vic41
	A Scottish Love Story.... (Preview) A true Scotsman This is a true classic.. A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch. For several minutes they sat silently. Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, "A penny for your thoughts, Angus." "...	aussie_paul	0	1210	09:55 PM Oct 11, 2014 by aussie_paul
	NO WAY ! You gotta see this one for sure! (Preview) http://www.flixxy.com/darcy-oakes-jaw-dropping-dove-illusions-britains-got-talent-2014.htm	SLUG	2	1214	08:39 PM Oct 11, 2014 by grahos
	Santa's request (Preview) Dear Sant all I want for Christmas this year is a fat bank account and a skinny body lets not get the two mixed up like you did last year	Woody n Sue	0	733	12:28 PM Oct 11, 2014 by Woody n Sue
	Changing Oil (Preview) Oil Change instructions for Women: 1) Drive into Ultra Tune when the odometer reaches 10,000 kilometres since the last oil change. 2) Drink a cup of coffee, read free paper.3) 15 minutes later, swipe the Visa and leave with a properly maintained vehicle. Money spent: Oil Change: $40.00 Coffee: $2.0...	Westcoast	1	1091	10:35 PM Oct 10, 2014 by SLUG
	Amish Lady (Preview) AMISH LADYAN AMISH LADY DRIVER IS PULLED OVER:"I'm not going to cite you," said the officer. "I just wanted to warn you that the reflector on the back of your buggy is broken and it could be dangerous.""I thank thee," replied the Amish lady. "I shall ha...	Gunsondeck	1	983	09:29 AM Oct 10, 2014 by Bryan
	Another form of roulette (Preview) An ambassador from a small African nation visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the African ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer. On the last day of his visit, the Russian...	Gunsondeck	0	790	10:24 PM Oct 9, 2014 by Gunsondeck
	johnny again . (Preview) Teacher and johnny were studying the stars when teacher said to johnny have you seen Mars!.No said johnny looking down at his boots I havn,t seen Mars but pa,s got a beaut..	cruisaderhilton	1	756	02:30 PM Oct 9, 2014 by SLUG
	Joint Armed Services Toilet.... (Preview)	Vic41	0	724	02:23 AM Oct 8, 2014 by Vic41
	Animal Heaven... (Preview) A cat died and went to Heaven. God met her at the gates and said, 'You have been a good cat all these years. Anything you want is yours for the asking.' The cat thought for a minute and then said 'All my life I lived on a farm and slept on hard wooden floors. I would like a real fluffy pillow to sleep on.' God sai...	Vic41	0	641	02:16 AM Oct 8, 2014 by Vic41
	JOHNYS BLACK EYE (Preview) Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye. After a number of times of this happening, the teacher became increasingly worried and asked him about it. Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss. Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed. Every night my fathe...	SLUG	0	576	02:08 AM Oct 8, 2014 by SLUG
	LIFE AS A PENSIONER (Preview) - Subject: Life as a Poor pensioner A PENSIONER'S LIFE IS NOT WHAT I THOUGHT IT TO BE, ..BUT I WILL NOT DESPAIR I TOO AM AFFECTED BY THE ECONOMIC CRISIS. PROOF I HAVE TO EAT MOULDY CHEESE. AND DRIED MEAT I HAVE TO DRINK OLD WINE MY CAR HAS NOT GOT A ROOF AND MY BATHTUB IS IN THE GARDEN But I will continue to strugg...	SLUG	0	650	02:05 AM Oct 8, 2014 by SLUG
	THE YORKSHIRE FARMER (Preview) A FARMER IN YORKSHIRE SEES A MAN DRINKING FROM HIS STREAM so he shouts to him..... Ey up **er, tha dunt wanna be drinkin watta frum theer, Its full o hoss piss an cow **e an it could kill thee The man says: "Excuse me Sir, I am a Muslim from Pakistan , Can you be speaking clearer and slower please The...	SLUG	0	728	02:02 AM Oct 8, 2014 by SLUG
	Reflections (Preview) Reflections An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick's Catholic Church. 'Father', he confessed, 'it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.' The priest told the sinner, 'You are forgiven. Go out and say three Hail Mary's.' Soon thereafter, anot...	dING	0	782	12:42 PM Oct 7, 2014 by dING
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