Just Joking

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

BagpipesI love this story. Lay down what's bothering you, breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way yo...

Craig1 · Craig1

Southern Cruizer · Southern Cruizer

rgren2 · rgren2

Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His d...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Paul Bruty · Shared with Your friends Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they wi...

Gundog · Gundog

Pub Visit The tourist coach was passing through Dublin when the guide announced: We are now passing the biggest pub in Ireland.An Aussie voice from the back of the bus said: Why? At the Hotel I hate hotel bath towels. They are too thick and fl...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Magnarc · Magnarc

Then there was the atom scientist with an STD. Went into hospital and came out with a nuclear weapon. (Don't blame me folks, I'm just the messenger!)

rgren2 · rgren2

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

A little boy (who had been looking out the window of the airplane) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. The boy went do...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

67HR · 67HR

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	THE NIGHT NURSE... (Preview) A very tired nurse walks into a bank, worn out after a tough shift. Preparing to write a cheque, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says:"Well, that's great.......	aussie_paul	0	776	07:45 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	One for the teachers about to start holidays... (Preview) A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a very attractive woman waving at him. She says, 'Hello.'He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from. So he asks, 'Do you know me?'To which she replies, 'I think you're the father of one of my kids.'Now his mind travels back to the only t...	aussie_paul	0	614	07:43 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Crowbar,, (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	726	12:06 PM Jun 26, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Murphy's Law.. (Preview) At last, confirmation of Murphy's Law with a wonderful Irish explanation.Murphy drops some buttered toast on the kitchen floor and it lands butter-side-up. He looks downin astonishment, for he knows that it's a law of nature of the universe that buttered toast alwaysfalls butter-side-down. So h...	aussie_paul	2	793	08:28 AM Jun 26, 2024 by Magnarc
	Bagpipes.. (Preview) BagpipesI love this story. Lay down what's bothering you, breath in the fresh air and LISTEN to this story.Time is like a river. You cannot touch the water twice, because the flow that has passed will never pass again. Enjoy every moment of life. As a bagpiper, I play many gigs. Recently I was asked by a f...	aussie_paul	0	605	10:02 PM Jun 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Still... (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	559	07:37 PM Jun 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist .. (Preview) 78 couple.Going to Drs .Sex therapist ..A couple, both age 78, went to a sex therapist's office. The doctor asked, "What can I do for you?"The man said, "Will you watch us have sex?"The doctor looked puzzled, but agreed.When the couple finished, the doctor said, "There's nothing wrong with the way yo...	aussie_paul	0	620	07:36 PM Jun 25, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Hiring Issues Solved in Calgary (Preview)	Craig1	5	913	07:19 PM Jun 25, 2024 by DMaxer
	Farting (Preview)	Southern Cruizer	1	629	05:19 PM Jun 25, 2024 by Craig1
	No ears (Preview) Little Johnnys neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnys family was invited over to see the baby.Before they left their house, Little Johnnys dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears. His d...	rgren2	3	1309	02:41 PM Jun 23, 2024 by Roy E
	Sammy.. (Preview) Paul Bruty · Shared with Your friends Little Sammy has really upset the girls at school.After months of enduring his foul language and sexual innuendoes in class, the girls one day get together before class and decide, if today, Sammy says anything even remotely sexual or offensive, they wi...	aussie_paul	1	733	09:46 AM Jun 22, 2024 by Gundog
	A giggle 4U (Preview) Pub Visit The tourist coach was passing through Dublin when the guide announced: We are now passing the biggest pub in Ireland.An Aussie voice from the back of the bus said: Why? At the Hotel I hate hotel bath towels. They are too thick and fl...	Gundog	0	568	09:42 AM Jun 22, 2024 by Gundog
	Paddy.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	0	722	10:08 PM Jun 21, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Scientist (Preview) Then there was the atom scientist with an STD. Went into hospital and came out with a nuclear weapon. (Don't blame me folks, I'm just the messenger!)	Magnarc	3	1052	01:20 PM Jun 21, 2024 by Aussie1
	Not for the squeamish. (Preview)	rgren2	4	1069	10:58 AM Jun 20, 2024 by peter67
	Where Do Baby Airplanes Come From? … (Preview) A little boy (who had been looking out the window of the airplane) turned to his mother and asked, 'If big dogs have baby dogs, and big cats have baby cats, why don't big airplanes have baby airplanes?'The mother (who couldn't think of an answer) told her son to ask the flight attendant. The boy went do...	aussie_paul	1	756	08:39 PM Jun 17, 2024 by Southern Cruizer
	GIGGLE - (Preview) It was entertainment night at the Senior Citizens' Center.After the community sing along led by Alice at the piano, it was time for the star of the show, Claude the Hypnotist!Claude explained that he was going to put the entire audience into a trance."Yes, each and every one of you - all at the same time...	aussie_paul	0	774	05:45 PM Jun 16, 2024 by aussie_paul
	Electric charger.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	4	1144	05:11 PM Jun 14, 2024 by Whenarewethere
	Unexpected item in bagging area. (Preview)	67HR	0	698	07:58 PM Jun 13, 2024 by 67HR
	door knockers.. (Preview)	aussie_paul	5	1094	04:12 PM Jun 13, 2024 by fwdoz
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