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Sid & Abe..
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Two old Jewish men, Sid and Abe, are sitting in a Mexican restaurant. Sidasks Abe, "Do you know if any people of our ancestry were ever born andraised in Mexico ?"Abe replies, "I don't know, let's ask our waiter."When the waiter arrives, Abe asks, "Are there any Mexican Jews?"The waiter says, "I don't...
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Ha ha..
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My Wife's..
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My Wife's..
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The cost of shopping alone!
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Don't go into the hardware store by yourself anymore to escape Wifey. Might end up being more expensive than shopping with Wifey! U
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Removing & reinstalling engine cover.
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Preamble: My experience with Land Rover, Ford badge engineering, the car is basically a Ford with a bit of Volvo (wouldn't touch white goods with two barge poles in series), others have have had similar experience. Engine cover removal / installation: Mine was out for too long, nevertheless was a b...
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Noahs ark..
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Kangaroo Flat
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Lifted from a Facebook page - too good not to pass it on -
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New Beginnings..
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It's only the beginning now...a pathway yet unknownAt times the sound of other steps...sometimes we walk aloneThe best beginnings of our livesMay sometimes end in sorrowBut even on our darkest daysThe sun will shine tomorrow.So we must do our very bestWhatever life may bringAnd look beyond the wi...
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Temper..
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Just a line..
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How much..
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How much would you take off?The owner of a golf course on the Gold Coast was confused about paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some mathematical help.He called her into his office and said, You graduated from the University of Queensland and I need some help. If I was to give you $20...
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My child..
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Ironic gifts
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Crocpox
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Tyre Check
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One for our resident road train driver
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Southern Cruizer
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Wifey over doing it with caravan accessories!
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Confucius Did Not Say..
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Confucius Did Not Say.....Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.Man who runs in fr...
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For cat lovers
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The masked..
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