Just Joking

Magnarc · Magnarc

There was a young sailor called Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates, But a fall on his cutlass, Rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates/

Bobdown · Bobdown

Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal Government Survey: A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come...

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.

aussie_paul · aussie_paul

After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...

Bobdown · Bobdown

Manchester The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ma...

anolphart · anolphart

How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass? Irresistible

yobarr · yobarr

It is common knowledge that there is a National Shortage of experienced Roadtrain drivers, but perhaps the shortage is greater than many realise?

Mein · Mein

Today, I went to Bunnings to buy a few things and while browsing in aisle 22, some little brat said to me, "Get out of my way you old fart!".So, if your son / grandson went missing while you were shopping at Bunnings today, he's locked in the blue toolbox on the bottom shelf at the end of aisle 22.

Mein · Mein

At least one of the staff members on the government medical help line should be retrained.I phoned the medical help line today and ask for some advice about the best way to use a suppository.You wouldn't believe what she said to me!

Mein · Mein

Telling your suitcases there'll be no overseas holiday this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst!

anolphart · anolphart

Gundog · Gundog

https://youtu.be/9w1eZddQrXE?si=S99OwAVjwkSgvyWm

Bobdown · Bobdown

Plain Truth · Plain Truth

Mein · Mein

I stood and watched these boxes for a full 10 minutes and they never moved. What a scam!

anolphart · anolphart

Jim got home from the golf course and found a note his wife had left for him on the refrigerator door. IT'S NOT WORKING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER! Jim opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the heck is she talking about?

anolphart · anolphart

Sean and Maureen just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Sean got the outside.

Bobdown · Bobdown

A good one at the train station

anolphart · anolphart

In Ireland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didnt care; they would have married him anyway....

anolphart · anolphart

A young Irish lad and lass were sitting on a stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the meadow. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally Colleen said, "A penny for your thoughts, Paddy. "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss. Colleen blushed, then leaded...

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	Odd ode2 (Preview) There was a young sailor called Bates, Who danced the fandango on skates, But a fall on his cutlass, Rendered him nutless, And practically useless on dates/	Magnarc	2	603	09:07 AM Dec 13, 2023 by Craig1
	Quickies (Preview) Low Battery: A man saved his girlfriend's phone number on his mobile as 'Low Battery'. Whenever she calls him, in his absence, his wife takes the phone and plugs it into the charger. Give that man a medal Government Survey: A government survey has shown that 91 percent of illegal immigrants come...	Bobdown	1	649	07:24 PM Dec 12, 2023 by peter67
	Deserved it.. (Preview) Child-Bride: I've got splinters in my hand from that old broom.Me: Well you're silly - why didn't you take the car?Doc reckons I'll be able to see out of my right eye soon.	aussie_paul	0	613	01:02 PM Dec 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Redneck Vasectomy. 🙂 (Preview) After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.So the husband went to his ...veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that cou...	aussie_paul	0	477	01:01 PM Dec 12, 2023 by aussie_paul
	Manchester Fathers (Preview) Manchester The following are all replies that Manchester women have written on Child Support Agency Forms in the section for listing "father's details;" or putting it another way.... Who's the Daddy? These are genuine excerpts from the forms. 1. Regarding the identity of the father of my twins, Ma...	Bobdown	0	417	01:00 PM Dec 12, 2023 by Bobdown
	Finding sheep (Preview) How do Kiwis find sheep in long grass? Irresistible	anolphart	1	632	10:53 PM Dec 11, 2023 by Possum3
	Shortage of Truck Drivers (Preview) It is common knowledge that there is a National Shortage of experienced Roadtrain drivers, but perhaps the shortage is greater than many realise?	yobarr	16	1038	05:41 PM Dec 10, 2023 by dogbox
	Missing a son / grandson? (Preview) Today, I went to Bunnings to buy a few things and while browsing in aisle 22, some little brat said to me, "Get out of my way you old fart!".So, if your son / grandson went missing while you were shopping at Bunnings today, he's locked in the blue toolbox on the bottom shelf at the end of aisle 22.	Mein	0	584	03:21 PM Dec 9, 2023 by Mein
	Not helpful, just rude! (Preview) At least one of the staff members on the government medical help line should be retrained.I phoned the medical help line today and ask for some advice about the best way to use a suppository.You wouldn't believe what she said to me!	Mein	1	826	11:26 PM Dec 8, 2023 by Cupie
	Telling them can be tough (Preview) Telling your suitcases there'll be no overseas holiday this year can be tough. Emotional baggage is the worst!	Mein	0	567	11:15 PM Dec 8, 2023 by Mein
	Now available for men who menstruate ... (Preview)	anolphart	0	600	10:17 PM Dec 8, 2023 by anolphart
	latest cartoon from Pauline (Preview) https://youtu.be/9w1eZddQrXE?si=S99OwAVjwkSgvyWm	Gundog	0	639	12:36 PM Dec 8, 2023 by Gundog
	More Humour (Preview)	Bobdown	0	634	11:52 AM Dec 8, 2023 by Bobdown
	Santa (Preview)	Plain Truth	0	635	09:00 PM Dec 7, 2023 by Plain Truth
	Bunnings Scam! (Preview) I stood and watched these boxes for a full 10 minutes and they never moved. What a scam!	Mein	3	820	05:25 PM Dec 7, 2023 by anolphart
	It's not working! (Preview) Jim got home from the golf course and found a note his wife had left for him on the refrigerator door. IT'S NOT WORKING. I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. GONE TO STAY WITH MY SISTER! Jim opened the fridge. The light came on. The beer was cold. What the heck is she talking about?	anolphart	0	715	07:49 PM Dec 5, 2023 by anolphart
	Divorce settlement (Preview) Sean and Maureen just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. Sean got the outside.	anolphart	4	912	09:53 AM Dec 5, 2023 by Possum3
	Nice melons (Preview) A good one at the train station	Bobdown	1	733	09:29 PM Dec 4, 2023 by anolphart
	Is my bum too fat? (Preview) In Ireland, a recent survey of women, who had been married for ten years or more had the following results. Eighty percent thought their bum was too fat. Fifteen percent of married women said their bum was too thin. The remining five percent said they didnt care; they would have married him anyway....	anolphart	0	615	01:35 PM Dec 4, 2023 by anolphart
	Penny for your thoughts (Preview) A young Irish lad and lass were sitting on a stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the meadow. For several minutes they sat silently, then finally Colleen said, "A penny for your thoughts, Paddy. "Well, uh, I was thinkin'...perhaps it's about time for a wee kiss. Colleen blushed, then leaded...	anolphart	0	566	01:32 PM Dec 4, 2023 by anolphart
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