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Funnies
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Oxymorons..
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1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?6. Why does...
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Medical diagnosis..
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Two medical students were walking along a street when they saw an old man walking with his legs spread apart.He was stiff-legged and walking very slowly.One student said to his friend: "I'm sure that poor old man has Peltry Syndrome. Those people walk just like that."The other student says: "No, I do...
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Sugar Daddy..
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Please Explain "oh Pauline yourve done ir again"
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[video=https://youtu.be/rg2fR4Ge7dY?si=G-LB7mwaw12rG1pL]
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What do you call a person who is happy on a Monday?
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Oh, not much..
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When I was a boy..
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Save the planet
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Family tradition..
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Looters..
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A woman..
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24 Hours..
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A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill.The doctor checks him over and says, 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus.It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood yellow and you usually only have 24 hours to live.There's no known cure so just go home and en...
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Two prawns..
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Two prawns were swimming around in the ocean.One called Justin and the other called Kristian.The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that inhabited the area:Finally one day Justin said to Kristian. "I'm fed up with being a prawn. I wish I was a shark and then I wouldn't hav...
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Pollie accidentlly locks himself in his own toilet
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https://iitnotablealumni.com/jim-jordan-bathroom-blunder/
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Joke or I digress..
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Beware..
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This bloke..
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This bloke walked into a chemist shop in Brisbane, and asked to talk to a male pharmacist.The woman he was talking to said that she was the only pharmacist and that as she and her sister owned the store, there were no males employed there.She then asked if she could help him. The bloke said that it was some...
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Senior Golf..
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Arthur is 75 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 15 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has become so bad that once I hit the ball I couldnt see where it went.His wife sympathises and makes him a cup of tea. As t...
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