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a letter to the bank manager
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It's a long read - but highly amusing - I wish I thought of it!!! Below is an actual letter sent to a bank. The bank manager thought it amusing enough to have it published in the New York Times. Dear Sir: I am writing to thank you for bouncing my check with which I endeavored to pay my plumber last month. By my...
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price of stupidity
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What a world? (country NSW)... On Thursday, 24 January 2002, Derek Guille broadcast this story on his afternoon program on ABC radio. In March, 1999, a man living in Kandos (near Mudgee in NSW) received a bill for his as yet unused gas line stating that he owed $0.00. He ignored it and threw it away. I...
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which house?
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gay referee??
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I love this mans energy - he's absolutely gorgeous!! I apologize if I've posted this previously. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-3cuCEt9k8
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the politically correct xmas party
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The Politically Correct Christmas PartyMEMO:
FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director
TO: All Employees
DATE: October 01
RE: Christmas Party
I'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 21, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill...
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The irish again
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Arhhhh da Irish> > I found myself in a pub in Cork. > > A group of American tourists came in. > > One of the Americans said, in a loud voice, "I hear you Irish think your > > great drinkers. > > I bet 5,000 euros that no-one here can drink 30 pints of Guinness in 30 > >...
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How to Get to Heaven
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How to get to Heaven from Ireland : A true Story from an Irish Sunday School Teacher. I was testing children in my Dublin Sunday school class to see if they understood the concept of getting to heaven. 'I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,...
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JOKES - ENJOY!
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Due to considerable reader demand here are some more Tommy Cooper one liners.Yes, he was brilliant!! 1. Two blondes walk into a building ........you'd think at least one of them would have seen it. 3. I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day - but I couldn't find any. 4. My friend drowne...
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The older gentleman......
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A circus owner runs an ad for a lion tamer and two people show up. One is a good looking, older retired gentleman in his late sixties and the other is a gorgeous blond in her mid-twenties. the circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.He ate my last tamer so y...
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The 50th Anniversary Starts Bad,.....
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An older couple arise early on their 50th wedding anniversary. The old man sits at the kitchen table while his beloved wife fixes breakfast. Before heating the frying pan she picks it up and brings it down hard on the old man's head...knocking him out of his chair. Groggily, he picks himself up and ask...
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday
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Murphy showed up at Mass one Sunday and the priest almost fell down when he saw him. Hed never been to church in his life.After Mass, the priest caught up with him and said: Murphy, I am so glad ya decided to come to Mass. What made ya come?Murphy said: I got to be honest with you Father, a while back, I mispla...
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SCOTTISH COMPASSION............
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A man is sitting on a blanket at the beach.He has no arms and no legs. Three women, from England, Wales, and Scotland, Walk past and felt sorry for the poor man. The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?" The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on. The Welsh woma...
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Brilliant Blonde Detective
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Three blondes were all applying for the last available position on the Texas Highway Patrol. The detective conducting the interview opened a file drawer, and pulled out a picture. He then said, "To be a detective you must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and o...
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When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?
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There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband. The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?' All the women raised their hands. Then they were asked, 'When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?' Some women answered t...
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The Defective Parrot.
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A guy is browsing in a pet shop and sees a parrot sitting on a little perch. It doesn't have any feet or legs. The guy says aloud, 'Jeesh, I wonder what happened to this parrot?' The parrot says, 'I was born this way.I'm a defective parrot.''Holy crap,' the guy replies. 'You actually understood and an...
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AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTE
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AUSTRALIAN ETIQUETTEIN GENERAL 1. Never take an open stubby to a job interview. 2.. Always identify people in your paddocks before shooting at them. 3. It's tacky to take an Esky to church. 4. If you have to vacuum the bed, it's time to change the sheets. 5. Even if you're certain you're included in the...
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Seniors Golf
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Arthur is 90 years old. Hes played golf every day since his retirement 25 years ago. One day he arrives home looking downcast. Thats it, he tells his wife. Im giving up golf. My eyesight has got so bad. Once Ive hit the ball, I cant see where it went. His wife sympathizes. As they sit down, she has a suggest...
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COUNCIL JOB
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A bloke goes to the local council to apply for a job in the office. The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" He replies, "Yes, caffeine." "Have you ever worked for the public service before?" Yes, I was in the army." he says, "I was i...
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Catholic Hairdryer
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In parochial school, students are taught that lying is a sin. However, instructors also advised, that using a bit of imagination was OK to express the truth differently, without lying. Below is a perfect example of those teachings: An attractive young woman, on a flight from Ireland, a...
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How Internet started, according to the Bible.
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In ancient Israel , it came to pass that a trader by the name of Abraham Com did take unto himself a healthy young wife by the name of Dorothy. Dot Com was a comely woman, broad of shoulder and long of leg. Indeed, she was often called Amazon Dot Com. And she said unto Abraham, her husband, "Why dost...
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